| Show ed amt smiles 0 S hypnotized just before you lost consciousness what did cousee yo you see asked the lawyer who was conducting a suit for damages against tin nn why replied the alie thoughtless client aho who vho cla tined to have been run rim over 1 I sow the prett prettiest lest I 1 evet ever laid my iny eyes on you did ch snarled the lawyer quite losing ills his temper then lie he sat gown down loaning lenning over to his client lie he hissed how do you expect me to win this thI when you make at ar admission like k that hint I 1 what have I 1 dori don asked the cl client 1 4 you have ns as goodim good ns confes contested qed that for the time being you were non compos mentis professional pride uncle toms cabin was tho the thrall ing one night stand the audience consisted of two men three women and a baby little eva had been handed her cue to depart from this sinful world but she declined to accept it why Is this thus asked the angry mn manager nager who was waa disguised ns its uncle toni tom because B e cause hissed little eva through her store teeth while I 1 may starve loraw I 1 draw the line at dying in a poor house base subterfuge my neighbor woke me up this morning singing patriotic songs in a case like that you should have pat patience lenco lie ile may anve been actuated by the loftiest loft iest motives nothing of the sort li 1 suspect he was bawling at the top of his voice merely to drown out the cutting re marks made by hla his wife about the condition he was in when lie he came homo home last night THE AMATEUR ilick fal M friend do you never indulge in the pleasures of getting out and turning up the fresh earth golfer a novice its no pleasure to me every time I 1 go to the club I 1 get nothing but hansh looks for my activities in that direction Pat lenco some men who claim to be patient are apt to make their wives for in reality too lazy to register even one kick city point of view A millionaire boasts that he lends leads the simple life 1 11 I doub tit it what tire aro your ideas on the subject well when a person sleeps in a hall bedroom entson n cafeteria wears a nine dollar suit of clothes clot lus unil tind never sees bees a movie show that coats more alint a n nickel 11 I 1 should say lie he was leai lluy the simple life down at the club altis never comes to the club buthe but lie nets acts the fool it lip belle believer in the saying when in homo do as khe the koomans do 1 As compared mrs snowboy slow boyi my husband liU Eiband Is so lazy that if it for me I 1 dont believe he would ever get up in time to go to bed mrs dayboy my husband Is iq different ile he seldom goes to bed in time to get up information wanted bliss what are these queer looking animals parmer fanner geeham they are the cows cowa alint supply us with milk and brettin cr ettin miss City bred and where are the cows that supply us with the beef tea just as bad you look exhausted yes been shopping with your wife no ivo been tryst trying g to get out of boing go in g the rhe commercial bard do poets poet always write in a fine frenzy asked the seeker after useless unless esa knowledge not ownys answered the celebrated singer of soup soap and hair tonic in fact J I 1 rarely ever get up unless some advertising manager nani iBor forgets to mall mail my check stingy orona alls aimee certainty certainly lids has a ovely avely complexion she yes und and the stingy thing ont ij U mo what brand she u uses es OF ANOTHER KIND I 1 were you ever surrounded by wolves no but I 1 used to open the dining room doors at a summer hotel 11 two of a kind what tools fools these earthly females bet bel what freaks the human race vegetal Alon mong gothers others la Is the girl who paints and the one who tackles cigarettes room for improvement after tickling the piano plano for a couple of hours the fair key thumper paused long enough to ask by the way what do you think of those tho songs without words with a little alteration re replied piled the matter of fact young man in the parlor scene they would make a hit with me why how could they be improved asked the long distance io ivory ry by cutting out the music also answered the niase masculine lillne hammer wielder wl elder perils of another sort 1 I presume that when you were a boy you planned to do great things in the world oh yes I 1 was going to be a hunter of big game it a mountain P climber imber el explorer and allaround all around hero all ah roe me I 1 and now you are in the prosaic grocery business true but sometimes after I 1 have pacified a fractious woman customer over the telephone I 1 feel like a hero thi the emans joke alli alie e window of the suburban cot tage went up with a loud crash and a white clad figure leaned out hey officer 11 I 1 called I 1 a i trembling fins V voice olce help thieves I 1 hop help thieves I 1 not me chuckled the policeman im not getting paid for helping thieves besides a thief seldom needs any help and a moment later he had disappeared in the gloomy gloom glad hes free what have you there A packet of old love lore letters write em yourself yes the sight of them seem t to 0 depress you much no the girl who returned these letters to me has since gone into sun worshiping votes for women and birth control decadent see any bad men while out west only one did lie he shoot at your feet to make you dance no indeed when I 1 saw him lie was er cringing before it a moving pt picture attire director who us threatening to throw 1 III liam out of the st studio adio for spoiling several hundred feet of film ON THE WAY your soldiers look fat and happy you must have a war behest not ex exactly netly but things tire lire on higher lil glicr pint ponnu ie than the y use used to be tills this revolution Is being financed b a moving picture concern in a hurry doctor nave haye you any objection to tuy tny calling in a consulting physician patient certainly not call in as nudity ma ny accomplices as you need in order to get through with etli the assassination as quickly as possible A smart man dobbs Is it a anun of till unusual usual I 1 gence think so T 1 I do ills ava vidas in gen general oral tir arc 0 very myown I 1 I 1 A like myown i |
