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Show Did It Ever Occur to You That to some people a dog is just a mere dog, but to those who live and have their being a dog means more. bles are lawyers because they are paid for it. That it has been said a woman's wom-an's secret society has been organized or-ganized in this country can it be really possible. That a doctor has given out the statement "the less clothes one wears the longer they will live." Looks as if some of the chicken around Bingham will live until the Judgment Day if the statement is correct. That Lady Astor is a hard nut in English politics. That a little bull-con now and then is relished by the wisest men. That the Bingham basket-eers basket-eers are lead on by a noble army of followers. That Zangwill said Americans are lazy and inefficient maybe that is why the industrious and efficient workers of Europe owe us so much money. That as in the case of the automobile, au-tomobile, it isn't the first cost of the marriage, but the upkeep that counts. That persistency is one thing but intolerance is quite different. dif-ferent. That it would be a good peace plan if things were fixed so that nobody could make any money out of war. That when a warrant is issued is-sued for a person's arrest it means he has violated the laws of his country. That money is not the only gift that makes people happy, helping a fellow out of a rut is an appreciative act. That some of life's real pleasures pleas-ures come from the fact that we have done our best day by day. That newspaper advertising is not appreciated by some merchants, mer-chants, that is the reason of their non-success. That there are people who are as gloomy as a grass widow who has lost her alimony. That estimates say 16,000 persons were killed by automobiles automo-biles during 1923 yet we try and make the statement stick that we're not crazy. That Lenine sent a bunch of people to prison but its all over ov-er now with him. That the question yet undecided unde-cided is, does a pretty girl look comfortable in a pair of heavy galoshes. That Jack's new equipment at 77 West, Second South Street, Salt Lake, is causing much favorable fa-vorable comment. That when Lake talks of chicken tamales he forgets. That the author of Mr. Bok's peace plan might have been one of the passengers on Henry Ford's peace shjp. That man is getting old when he has an idea he can benefit by a gland treatment. That its true that money is not everything, but poverty is not anything. That before sending out of BCIlUlIlg OUt 01 town for your printing have Leonard Gust of the Bingham News Print Shop quote you prices. That if peopla are careful there will be no frozen water pipes. That the cars of the Bingham Stage Line went through to Salt Lake through-out all the snowstorms snow-storms of last week. . That inhumanity and ' the snowstorm cau.sl the death of one of our citizens. That Mr. Bok is spending oodles of money on a Peace plan, while others are inventing new poison gases. That in spite of anything we may dream it seems physical force is necessary to maintain peace. lhat in reality the income tax law should consider the family auto as a dependent. That there are several icy spots on the town's sidewalks that are by no means soft. That a good job and the health to do is one of God's best gifts to man. That Doc Cook is in a position now to write a, real book. That the only people who ' really enjoy hearing your trou- |