Show THE ARIZONA KI KICKER 11 editorial enterprise fee always hits em in the west detroit free pree prest we extract the following from the last issue of the ammo arizona kicker always alwayn in in the lead last week we e established a new department in in the aider kieker that of answering questions concerning disputed points on games of chance as well as making decisions thereon these games will in include euchre old sledge seven up pedro whist keno faro roulette etc taking in in I 1 in in fast fact each aid every game known 0 wn to tle the sporting world this department will 19 edited by an old gar of thirty years experience peri ence and who lio c carries tries seven knife wounds and nd the of four bullets as proofs of his literary cliber caliber the fact that such a department hit bit the bulls eye is is evidenced by the fact that we e have added twenty one new now subscribers within a week and they are still coming we were anten intending ding to devote this spice to religious news but after looking the ground over and discoveries discovering that there was none to chronicle we gave way to iha the urgent demands of the boys and anti instituted he the new now departure it is the ilia general belief that this will do more to boom boon our town than if ne a had seemed for a new government it build log ing all communications anten intended ded fr this department should be addressed aped gambli Gamb hog g deportment of the kicker write only on one eide side of the paper and do not a tempt to wr arte ite with blood A greit improvement colonel 0 obediah bediah shaw our popular register of deeds has lies presented us with a new 38 calliger revolver of smith wesson make as a token of bis his esteem and affection we have been as pome of our friends know greatly hampered in our editorial work during th the past year by an old fashioned revolver which could never be depended on in in an emergency it w as out of repair all alone along the line a id when we me brought it down on a man we were never sure which of us would get the tile conten WAS heso too larce larae for our pistol pocket and on oil three or four occasions the other man had on opened ned ire before we could get it out when arkansas bill met us in front of 0 taylors bank one day last bommer summer and opened fire he be had bad the trig trigger or three tim 9 before we a coald could get our old shooting iron iron on line with bis his left lung we d ant much expect to dro drop him then as the hammer was out 0 of r true but lint when we pulled he be tumbled and he lie lived long enough to tell us that he lie made the mistake of ins ilia life when be he set out to remote the editorial head of Ari zonas great weekly newspaper this new now weapon adds to our edi tonal zeal and enterprise and puts pie the kicker on a more berain cerain foundation we lave cave had only one weeks practice tite and yet 3 et we can draw it and send two tao bullets ripping through a fellow beings calems while ai an average schoolboy chool hoy can pet et his mou mouth t it age puck puckered L pred ed to begin tile first line of henry clays g eat speech we shau shall kowba its satiR satisfied fled until wo we have don dont a little beter bit er than that five seconds be ter meanwhile anyone hankering for our scalp can find ns ne at the usual u ul place prepared ti the do beet best we a can under the circumstances it resulted we were born with a spirit of fair play in oar our can campo pol i ti tv n which ban has never grown leia lexi we lye want to fee everybody eiery body and still everything ing haa a lair fair for this reason when hilla ad zin of our prominent citizens catiz ns came to us 1 one n day last week and sugg stel a n necktie use k ta party to remove 3 cobay jark jak as he calls finif el t from lna his sphere on earth to one a great deil higher up we suggested that he lie first ba be given a show allow to infect inal ct bis his presence on the people of tombstone or tuscon he ile had been with us three terrorizing old men women and hoys boys b by y ili am wild sho ting and baig too lealy with his pp ap p p when ben a dispute arose in in a sil i lout outi the fhe asper abortion tion of oar our lop ear eard id cen c n tempo ary that we wanted to save him he lie had subscribed for the kicker is 19 a declaration worthy of satan himself it wa suggested pue that we call upon the gentl min named majid wilhm the qu quotation marks aid throw out a hint tint he lie ila hai I 1 better walk we did lid so he ile received ua us with chilling polite K lite listene I 1 to our words of wisdom awl an 1 then give gave ui ull en seconds to get d dawn n three paira of stairs ashe had slid the tile drop d op on us we nye got nj as he a shoot it is likey likely that vie we saved a second or two we warned him what the tile result would be and slid the result lias resulted on tuesday night a score or more of ui 1 labing abing citizens made madea a call on cowboy jack he lie was a somewhat surprise 1 hut but would have dona well well enough had he lie been given time I 1 he e was as taken from the 0 K salon sil on to Hang liang mans tree given the usual time to undergo a chance change of heart and then hauled up tip and laft to his reflection we spoke to him personally just wore ha he was lifted referring to our former forms r conar r pation i and it please pleased 1 us to hear bear him reply that we were adalid right in our deduction and that if he lie hai ha i his tile life lito to live over again he would Pub subscribe scribe for ake kicker and pay at least two 3 v ears in advance |