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Show JUST FOR FUN Center of Toughness. Inquiring Tourist Would you call this a touh town? Stray Native Touph? Say. stranger, strang-er, when we have Old Home Week here detectives from all over the country coun-try com. aud pick out Just who they want! Puck. Safe and Sane- "Why do you call your new picture 'Dawn?' " "Because" replied the young Impressionist, Im-pressionist, "few peoplo know what dawn looks like; hence they are likely like-ly to take my word for it" Chicago Record-Herald. An Affinity Shy. "Yes." confessed the leading man of th.- barnstorminK atcsrcpatlon, as he led the bunch cityward ia tho croHR-tie route-, "I am wedded to my art." "Well, don't let it worry you, re plied the soubrette. "You can easily et a divorce ou the ground of incompatibility." incom-patibility." Chicago News. At the Fountain. "Are there any bactvrla In this Ice cream soda?" asked the summer girl. "You didn't mention them In Uio first place," replied the new attendant attend-ant firmly. "If you're goin to change your order you'll have to get another check." Washington Star. "Yes," said tbo self-made man, proudly. "I was born without a cent in my pockr-L" "Well, you haven't any the. best of me," replied the home grown cynic. '1 didn't even have a pocket when I was born." Answers. Not Always Nece$9ary. A prominent lawyer's wlff had fads about hygienic sleeping. She once asked her husband: "Is It better to lie on the right sidy or on the other?" H answered, absently. "My di-ar, when one Is on the right side It generally gen-erally Is not necessary to do much lying." Index. |