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Show ALL BORE THEIR TRADEMARKS Occupations of Vacationists an Opts Book to Thic Man. Sherlock rloltcea, seated on thi boardwalk, languidly Injected a plnl of cocaine Into hio sunburnt arm. "My dear Watson," said the detec tiro, "let us beguile an hour by picking pick-ing out the occupations of these vacationists. va-cationists. In their cheap white flannels flan-nels they all think they, look llko mil. llonalres, but ha, ha what a delusion! delu-sion! "There goes a waiter. Waiters are to be told by the size of their feet and the soft, careful way they set them down. "The man In the Imitation Panama hat is a tanner. His clear and ruddy complexion gives him away. The tanning tan-ning trade imparts to the face a peculiarly pe-culiarly healthy look. Why shouldn't It? What is good for dead skins must be good for live ones. "She Is a cook, the stout, scarlet lady getting weighed. Her Are, of course, gave her that unmistakable color, but It was not the oatlng of food that made her so fat. No; cooks have notoriously poor appetites. It was the Inhalation of the rich fumes of food in her kitchen that filled her out. Cooks Inhale their fat. That is cheaper cheap-er for the mistress, Isn't It? "Tho little, thin chap In the large bathing suit is a grocer. All grocers are small and bow-legged, and they all wear tight trousers and are partial to brown. "Do you see, my dear Wateon, thi stately man whose overtures the girl In white Just repulsed? Well, he li an actor. Tho muscles of his face show 1L Actor6, you know, by th continual practice of expression, develop de-velop face muscles as marked as thl arm muscles of a baseball pitcher." |