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Show Wanted Sport. Bone years ago Jude's was a noted concert hall in Dublin, and late in the evening the fun was generally fast and furious. ' A young Englishman, bent on seeing see-ing life, went there one evening, but expressed himself disappointed with the slowness of the place to a Hibernian Hiber-nian friend be met there. "Would you really like to see a row?" said Pat "Yes," said the Englishman. Pat filled a tumbler with cold water wa-ter and threw it across the table Into his face, saying: "Now bit the man next . to you, and we'll have somo erand sport." A Formal Oecaelon. "At my wife's earnest persuasion," said Mr. Meokton, "I "went to the kitchen and notified the cook that sho would be expected to Interest herself la various household reforms." - "And with what roeult?" "She listened with apparent Interest Inter-est and thon went ahead and did as she chose. She treated me as if I were a regular notification commit-te." |