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Show EDITORIAL ! Never tell an editurpuw taruuki. paper. I-t thn devllj find nut for lillnaalf. I - - Kriiut th lateat n l: ''The ra Innipa. which at thl line wer not j el ll(bld, mad tha MrM appear I atlll darker j "It I an awful thing lu play poker," pok-er," aadly remark a contemporary. I It lau't half u awful, hnwar. I tu iiiiTi ly liiiaKlne you ran piny II. Many a man la liBriiid with uo-kludiieaa uo-kludiieaa lo hi wlfn bacaiia eh haa worked heraelf Into a haKiiard lata frettliiK up church entertainment. The friend of a New York woman wo-man who married a maa whom ahe Im-II ed ta he a couat ar overwhelmed overwhel-med wlih Joy lo learn h I only a horae doctor. A phyalclaii ya thai aa a rle wumea li loiiK-er than man. W hare freijuditly notld (bat widow wid-ow live lonKr thaa the men who wive they ar. Mlaa llrace Holler haa been tp-pulnlad tp-pulnlad operator at Ih telephone eichaujr In Arniourdala, Kan., and it I aald that aha Hollar "hello" I vary Orarrfolly wha called. The editor of a nearby rtawapaper eielalni in a liural of coiilliliMice, "Vra vary wicked lot," but falla to itraiify ptiblio curloaity by ralatliiK Juatwhat ha baahaan up I. A HI. Iula paper eayaSt. ImiiiI girl wutliuppiu( Ui other day and ri ttirited to hr home an hour latr a brldo. Ara linabaada purebad In HI. liOill lik 1 tlu-r ncceaaarlca Tli puhllo offlc bolder lay dy-liiK. dy-liiK. "Ara you reelKU'!" aakad tli mlnlaUr. "No, lr; they may fir me on account of death and Klv away my offlc, tut ralfar never, never, air, nvr." Than hi breath failed him. Tbia I tb way Uta Iiavr Pot rofnrred to th matter: "I.u Ani(i l, CaJ., I I hav a huraa allow a aoun a Ih weather moderate aufTUIently to Jiermlt aoiilety woman lo undreaa for thr ocaaaioa," Tha Itrnoklyn wife whotaka for a dlvorca liex-aua her huaband pralla In practlclii ratf-tliuniuaki, ahnuld attain It atone. A woman may look over attiiuipt at Diurd, but there ar nmi th)nr vk not b x-pavtd x-pavtd lo (land. ' 1 A man by the nam of Corn waa married In Morganauuii')' n lady named Wheat. Tu , .. the aon, "What 8l:ei llarveat BT" A boy in tb audience yelled "Nubbin?" "Nub-bin?" and they to.t ejected hlui from tha aburah. |