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Show it fgfa TOM SIMS Ttf SAYS J . I Tho world gets better. An Inventor Inven-tor has a tlcklees clock The annual shortage, of plumbers has been announced. A politician with strings tied to him has his drawbacks. Pur coats aro one argument and three good crys higher this year. When the New Jersey singer-min-iater murder quiets down It Is California's Califor-nia's turn for a snappy killing. Some towns are so lucky. An auto thief was shot in Cleveland. When a man goes aboard ship now ho is on the water wagon. Tho only branch of the air service j I that hasn't been breaking any speed records In congress Oh, what la so rare as a ton in Oc-I Oc-I tober? Wc often think the old gray matter aln t what she used to be. Irene Bordoni says our women don't! kiss properly, but Irene doesn't mention men-tion our nun. When a gang of grouches meet, a miserable time is enjoyed by all. The newly-weds are not as foolish' as the nearly-weds who are not as foolish as the never-weds. Deer hunters report an excellent! crop of rabbits "Only a few children know who our vlco president Is," aaya a senator. Oh. well, Coolldge only knows who a few children are. Tho weather man could vacate now 'and leave a tbreo months' supply of .colder predictions. Some women won't bo happy in heaven If all the wings aro alike. A wise man never kicks back at a jmulo or at a boss. There Is no safety pen If one weren't born every minute the big towns would bo small. The ossified head found near Detroit De-troit was not on a reformer. Tho reformer re-former tpo begins with "a" not "o " If a Chicago lady didn't kiss her husband for 18 years how did She get money away from him? A million Is being spent filming the llfo of Abe Lincoln, but the will get some hack when they sell the wood chopped. A wise man never makes faces at a cop or at his wife's cooking. Once politicians tossed their hats! Into the ring, but now some use thorn for megaphones A professional saxophone plaver Is not the worst thing on earth. There I are amateurs. Cheer up. The first 1922 years are j he hardest. I |