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Show Thf ",osl ,mital part of footl,a" 1S trcttinK t,,t:re anf! lionie ugaill. If you drive your own car you siand a II Spcl,did chance of getting your name in the papers under the headlines, " Intoxicated Driver Runs II An:ck 011 tlie H'g',ways" ctc- 'ou choose to go by train you are sure to be packed into a coach y II Ur'rol for the occasion from the Erie's rolling stock of the vintage of Jay Gould's connection with Iftc hipped party, who have taken so manv interior precautions Hlgasnst the cedd that they are no longer quite sure whether they Hoe at a football game or a (jinlting party They have just fated "Seeing Nellie Home" harmoniously from the latter j r " A couple ol good seats in the center, a pretty girl who tactfully complains that her hands arc cold, a husky' Tug as camouflage, camou-flage, a box of chocolates and plenty of smokes. Oh. joy; what difference if her bouquet does represent rep-resent your entire next week's allowance, one can always pad out the ex pense account with materials ma-terials for chemistry ( hiss, shoe laces, etc., and make up the rest by lcar-ing lcar-ing down hard on such items as "sundries" and good old "miscellaneous." "Arc thev all tip vet and was anybody any-body hurt?" The squeamish person wlm worries herself sick after . ' "" Ni every "down." Mrs. J. de Forest Witheringem easts caution to the biting winds and stakes her social position against a smoking hot dotf in a roll with plenty of Liberty mustard. i AMONG US MORTALS I THE BRUTAL GAME OF FOOTBALL By RICHARD VINCENT CULTER ', Capurtfihl Hit V V TrlkHme I- TrnAf Work Kfo. 'V. . JM'.nf OIH't Kr '-. Stung by a bee? Oh, dear me. no. .lust a cheer leader imploring another yell with six rahs for old alma mater. The nndcigradintc who made himself the em v of the class by being the escort of a member of the chorus of the current revu" is having a little difficulty in explaining the object of the game The Pip can t seem to understand which team is which and insists upon cheering at the wrong time. The hero of the class of '02. If ou want to stiam your imagination, just try to picture him as the trim athlete who made the famous 1 end run down the length of the field in the game against Vale. Xuze he couldn't get out of the way of a stt.un roller. |