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Show JHECTICI H HASH 1 By O. Q. To the women all bachelors are potential husbands. " A husband is what's left of the bachelor after the vanity has been reduced, the nerve extracted and fho fever of romance quieted. To man there are two kinds of women. c Tho one ho is after and the one who is after him. Few women want to be taken at their own word, especially when they mean what they say, Tell B. woman she is prettv and she glows; tell her she Is prettv good and she explodes. Speaking of names, how about Cashtn & Co.. Jewelers, of Evanston (Adv.) Dear Hectic: When bills come faster than you can meet them what do you do? -Georgie Go and get held up Your creditors will feel sorry and scratch out the debits. oo Cursing has decreased 75 per cent In Verona in three month as tho result re-sult of a campaign against bad ! language |