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Show HEARD ABOUT TOWN J I ! r 1 s l UM INTENDED When The News recently mentioned m Incident that occurred at one of the I dances in Yoder, concerning a loss of wearing apparel no reflection on the lady was Intended. The Item was not published with the thought of harm- ' ing any one. and wo regret to learn her feelings were hurt Goshen llol News "Ml! SDfGH" ' Mr Singh." says a Salt I-Ake news-1 news-1 paper, is "comlnir to the Utah Agricultural Agri-cultural college during the coming . lumracr or fall." It mny be alright to call him Mr Slr.gh but In India Singh denotes the warriors caste. It Is a Hindu word meaning the , lion. If that paper wants to call him Mr Slm.'h why not call Gen. Pershing. Mr. Soldier? F.VRR AND HIS OAR Here lies the body of Danny Farr. Who blew all hLs coin for a nice little car But the Iord decided his spirit to lake ; When he stepped on the jrns instead of th" bra ke l l W s SLOG N You it li t tc atMwhrre unless you i i .in to ( Jgdcn f lot ' M I To NOTHING ! That's what we think of .1 great big i burly man walking down the street living to ward off the snowf lakes with a woman's green .suiudiade! new maid and the cook next door: "How are vou. Hilda?" I'm well." ard Hilda. T like my ; yob We Rot cremated cellar, cemcterv .plumbing, elastic lights, and a hoosit " "What's a hoosit." Hilda"" the puzzled puz-zled cook exclaimed. i h n bell : lugs, rou put i thing to your ear and say: 'Hito' and someone says: "Hello' and you say 'Hoosit?'" ; Exchange. Don't tell every thing you know you may bu asked for an encore. Officer 'examining passports j Where are our proofs that she's your wife? Henpeck I haven't any but If you ; can prove she s not my wife you're a made man. Charleston News and t 'ourler. The precocious Infant had Just returned re-turned from his first day at school, i registering Intense ennui. The anxious ; family gathered around. "Donald." asked his mother, "what 'did you learn tods.y'1" "Nothing ' I 'What, nothing at all?" I "Nope, there was a woman there who wanted to know how to spell cat. 10 I told her Thai's all." American , Legion Weekly , A political speaker was criticising , the policy of the government in rebellion rebe-llion to the Income tax ' Tea," he said, they'll keep cuttln;. , the w ool off the sheep that lays the golden egg until they pump it dry ' Exchange. I There arc two kinds of men. Those whom you can trust, and those who 'agree with everything you say. "Do vou know Henry." asked Mrs. PlggUS, n w -paper In hand, "that every time vou draw your breath romebodv dies"" "Well I'm porry." returned Mt Flggus. "but If I stop drawing It I'll die myself." New York Globe oo- |