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Show 1 ; j Little Benny Pop was smOOMInf ami thlAltllfK and t was wishing 1 was all the way throo my lessina Insted of onv half thrdo, and I sed. ij. pop. you awl of bla at the tnovlei this aftlrnoon. me hnd Puds laffed Ike everything, you awl ,f bin Hn-r.- pop Well tell me nbout It. I Jest H el Ilk. la f flag, sed pop. Well. Is was called The Home Keekers, Keek-ers, that was the nauw of It, 1 sed. and pop sed. It seems to me the Idea suggested sug-gested by the title Is i v liflll tathe-than tathe-than humcrou"-. but go on. Yes sir, I sed, Ge ou awt to tf bin there pop. there was a iv.in iarrlng a buckit of waiter and he inp.c I ...1 r ."..milady ."..mi-lady and fell down :i hUea f stairs nnd landed rite on Ins head. And then wat did he say? sed pop and I sed. He dldent i'uv anything nil pop sed. Well then ,.ii" ,11,1 th" ;un COme In ' If I fell down :i flltea f -lairs and landed on my had would ..,u ihmkl 1 I was having an axsldent or trying to be funny? Well lie cejrtedy looked funny, pop. maybe It was on account of tho man In ih. prkeSter bunging ill" .Iruti Jest wen tin landed on his head, I sen. O, I slppose perhaps that yvould lesfeen Ihe pain a good eel. well go OOj sed pop. and I s. d, And a lady h!t another lad., on' the bed with a homhVT and then npdiimpeil her Into a barrll f ill of mm l-lldge. l-lldge. 1 felt like lafflng a few mlnruli .ig,. but yOUre making me er sad with your reports of crimes and axsldents, ed bop, and I sed. Well gosh, nop. It tlont sound so funny hut It Certen) inude me and Puds InTf like the dlcklng, Then you both awl to have X-ray pick-lures pick-lures takeh to sec If your funny bones are on strate. aed pop, And he kepp on sni-aklng and thinking and looking dlskusted, and I was going to tell him about the nian having o pies threw In ts face In succession and the lady falllnK out of lh- window and hanging there Jest by one foot to save her life, but 1 changed my mind and dldent. |