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Show . Wal Mason 1 1 i ANTI TOBACCO. Crusaders say then- plans are ripe, they've hitched their wagons to some stars, and soon they'll lake away ttv pipe, i and shut me off from ..ri; .ipar- v. h- :i I am smoking I am mild. I never raise I a fuss or rant. I am as gentle as a child. ' and harmless as hp maiden aunt. But I when they take in pipe away I a- I'll train ts 1 1 1 1 savage men, I really am afraid to say what tragedies may happen Mien. Our lives are full of ugly curves and w hat we suffer no one knows, tobaui i sootln the tired mans nervef.. and gives hla jaded soul repose There's pe.v, lit '. .Iv minion homes because Tired Fathers puff and puff: with wreaths of moke around their domes, ihey know tobacco 's the stuff They do not care io b.-at their wives or break the erocUery rr clutlraj for smoking calms ihelr troubled llvos, as It would heal sore heads of beara. in moral fits, at divers times. I've thrown my trusty pipe away; then I wrote pessimistic pessi-mistic rhyme and scrapped With neighbors neigh-bors every da v. I'd sternly say, "N'o stack of pelf will ever make ine smoke again' . and then I'd sit and hate mvself and also hate mv fellow-men |