Show fried pried froth ponderous people are aro the hydraulic presses of human sympathy the man ninn who went to work with a will must have been a lawyer well ril ill be lian hanged ged as the oil I painting remarked to the art critic one half balf of the tho brooklyn bridge to ita its better half thou art so near and yet so disconnected blow gentle gales sounds very pretty arc tty in a quartette but it has a different effie effect ct in mid ocean if a dime with a hole bole in it is worth five cents a dime with two holes boles in it ought to be worth ten cente cents some of the best timber grown in in maine has been made into cahim canea catim cut on the battlefield to sell at York yorktown men who from the nature of their profession should have the greatest charity for human weakness e s very frequently have the least said the lecturer the roads up these mountains are too steep steel and rocky for even a donkey to climb therefore I did not attempt the ascent jolin john henrys wife picked up a good sized pink clastic elastic in the hall and just jutt because se john henry said it looked like the chambermaids there is trouble in the house how do you keep out of quarrels r c Is asked one friend of another oh ob easily enough I he e replied e lied if a man is is angry hii with ll 11 roe me I let him have all the quarrel to bim himself self A gentleman writing a letter concluded it as follows give every blodys love to everybody so that nobody may be aggrieved by anybody being forgotten by somebody the following conundrum in is i particularly ticul arly designed for those w who are apol up to alie popular phrases of the day ay why is a letter about to be mailed like an unreliable watch because it cant go for a cent come now it is time for you to go to bed said an austin lady to fer her little children you must go to to bed dont you know all the little chickens bave gone to bed yes but the old hen went with them perhaps after all it is better that some amateur actors should commence at the top of the ladder they can work down much quicker than they can work up and the agony of the public is sooner over by the down grade when you chinco chance to meet a man walking alon along in in a atoo stooped ed condition with his bis fead head bowed down bis back humped like th that it of a cat and his hands crossed over his vest pockets it is safe to bet that he has been eating chestnuts terribly sarcastic father now I must bid you goodnight good night clr john for I have an engagement but say why dont you sto stop and take breakfast with us some morning you always go away an hour or two before it is ready |