Show A excuse Spree kins left his domicile on the bench a night or two ago to baket he told his loving spouse a spin down town in order to meet a man who had promised to pay ft bill he owed him promised to be back in an hour but two three four hours passed and still no return mrs S commenced to feel suspicious and accordingly slipped gently onto the front stoop and grasping a broom struck an attitude and waited it was now about a m when the sweet strains of festive vocalism broke upon mrs Spree kins and expanded ear sight th noisa became louder every moment and at last tho in imitable james francisco hove in sight iia hat screamed the outraged companion of his joys 03 she pounced upon the unsuspecting Spree kins you monster you villain what do you mean do you call this an hour oh james frans cisco Spree kins would I had never seen youl and with that sh caressed the aforesaid J F S lovingly with the broom now you wretch she continued give an account of yourself or I will sweep the cobwebs cob webs off the roots of your tongue and then the gently introduced the end of tho broom handle between james Francis cos fourth and fifth ribs causing that individual to grunt in three different languages at last having guined his breath and voice sufficient to answer mrs S s interrogations mumbled what good a fush bout it jemima I wait in three hours for that founded hie town clock to strike an would been baitin yet but a man come long hie on told me the darned things on strike and wash lible to athey sho blame right man an dont teother me I but mr S will have to keep in the house for a day or two yet some women will not listen to reason |