Show A plea for the LOCAL Salt Lake has been indulging in few first class runaway and the news preface an account thereof for the hard laden reporter we quote the runaway season ie upon us and wall the face of the new gatherer i wreathed in smile as he hear of an accident acci Jent of this kind his eyes are ever ready to mingle tear with th unfortunate loveri by the cat attro phe hia anxiety to find out such item and the evident reliah witti which he writes them up cannot therefore be taken a an of his jes onal feelings the reporter h a creature of strange im puli ind contradictory attribute xi theone uncharitable pro fo get newe at ex pe taken away and the macli abused local b found be the mot sympathetic of mortals speaking we will addi so they be frequent lee it should be remembered by sons at all times that the local r i porter only capital is his facility for fishing out readable noti fron euch brook and ponds as he is con fronted with whether they contain anything or not there is a cerqui amount of space to be filled and h must fill it his task being heavy ct light just in proportion to the amount of living materials on hand it i almost an mccu pation for it makes a man look upon runaways smash ups et atcas cas special of for tune in hie favor thus it is that local may hold a person in such high repute thai he would go his last or first it makes no difference dollar on to experience endearment toward him when he does something that hungry public will read about with avidity it is the most exacting in the world the one who follows it gete less credit for what be does that is good and more centi ir for all he does that is bad than any other man in the country ichio catelan cat esan incident fifty yards franu place where it actually occurred h is unreliable if there is one out of a dozen or connected with an affair whose name i omitted he is partial if he ae gets in name boet not belong there e is a if thee house gets on fire and the local makes it smiths he is in accurate if he gets he is a lunark lun if be reels off a little sentiment he is maudlin if he coee to an entertainment he is a sponger if he stays away he lacks energy if two events occur simultaneously in different parts of the town and he i not right on hand at both of them he is unfit for his position and soon ad infinitum now we ask is it any wonder that the reporter is a careworn care worn bowed down eort of individual that ha wears poor clothe and is ent about hie appearance hovers around executions murdow accidents and even thrusts hi into dangerous paces where ing incidents are likely to a bird of prey thus incurring the dislike of mankind and the unstinted opprobrium of the pious be lenient to the local and if yon cant be lenient be as lenient as you can |