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Show LITTLE BENNY'S I Note Book I By LEE PAPE Tho Park Ave. News. Exter! Puds Simklns Hort in a Axsl-dent! Axsl-dent! Puds SImkina Is slitoly Indls-posod Indls-posod as the result of a xasident happening hap-pening wile he was hanging on behind a huckster waggon on his skates last Wensday, the axsident being that tho huckster hit him in the car with a squshey tomato. Siflsioty. Lew Davis had a berthday party last Munday on account of his 9th. berthday, lemminado and cake being be-ing served, Mr. Benny Potts giving imitations im-itations of Napoleon, George Washington Washing-ton and Caruso with grate applause, Mr. Puds Simklns playing a piano so-lecktion so-lecktion with a little applause, and Mr. Sam Cross borrowing a dime frum Mr. Leroy Shoos ter to do tricks with, only he shot it down the register insted of shooting It up his sleeve like he wunt-cdto, wunt-cdto, and if Mr. Lew Davlsos mother hadent of gave Mr. Shooster another Ume the party mite of ended with a tite. Pome by Skinny Martin No Skool I dreamed I had a diamond ring, And 10 pounds of fudge and everything. every-thing. I woak up and cried, Herray, herray. Its Satidday morning, enyway. Intrlsting Facks About Intrlstiua: Peeple. Artie Alexander was once elected president of a club called the Good Spoarts Club, but he resigned rltn afterwords on account of noboay would pay eny dues and tho club did-ent did-ent have eny place to meet enyhow. Spoarts. Ed Wernick still has a parefill nose oh account of saying ' "Hello Skinnie" to a thin strange I "uid last Friday. I . J t |