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Show (TSTS " WEg EI AY$-i j " Roger Hornsby consults mo K-yVsj, And he'3 no camouflagor, cSrsfr SW No matCer where the apple goes -pL" lt nover Gtc by Rser. VSUmfJit, .... ..,. ,., ; As a rule the home town team gets all the bouquets, the music and the general whoopdoedo while the visiting aggregation totes away the game. Now the opening gamo has been played the golfers will keep right on golfing. Nothing will stop a golfer but a gag. Rain won't sttfp a golfer: he doesn't know whether he's wot or dry. Snow won't stop him; ho can play with a red ball. Water won't stop him; he can play with a floater. Business won't stop him; there's a time for everything. Little floods of dampness Out of sunless sky Make the double header In the middlo of July. Wonder what a mayor thinks about as he winds up to shoot tho first ball of the season? . Wonder what the fan thinks about it? .You'ro right. The squirrel sat on a hlck'ry limb, A golf hn.ll whistled by; He didn't know whether to chase the thing Or to wait and get the guy. They gave him lots of money, The park and city hall; That's why tho famous diamond star Plays Independent ball. w Speaking of money and valuable articles, ar-ticles, Bobby Roth and the Washington Washing-ton baseball management arc engaged In a feud. Bobby plays tho sun field on all foreign fields lind needs sun glasses. But ho refuses to buy them. Ho says it is up to tho club. And the club says, it Is up to Bobby. And Bobby has dropped one or two already. al-ready. Poor old Grandpa Kilbanc, He had the pip and gout; But old and crippled as ho is He knocks tho others out. Johnny Kilbanc knocked Alvle Miller Mil-ler down nino times In ono round. Jack Dempsey knocked Jesa Wlllard down seven times In one round. But Miller is much faster thnn Wlllard and can get up quicker. Tho fan gazed at tho azuro sky, Old Sol beat warmly down; Said fan heaved a heavy sigh, Tho team was out of town. |