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Show Stella "How doea Jnck mako lovej" f-nella f-nella "Well. I should dellnt It a j unskilled labor." Life. r "Tho fact Is, my husband dopant f Bpem to know Ida own mind." "On, that's a very small mntter." Clers land IMnln lienler. lie once was inkin monev, 'rj Much icore tin . ha eonhl uae j l), t. -, lives eanalit him at I', ' And now fao'a ni'diias shoes. l'hi:il,',,l,i Press. "Ferity's rich iinrln must ba iend bo's cracking Jokes nt libitum." "Yea; nn'. must have left lit tis lots of moneyi everybody Is laughing st them." I'uek. ".V French sniiint anys that borrow big la a disease." remarked al If klnsj. "Yes," rejoined lllfklna, "and be might have nihled Hint lending Is Insanity." Chhago I in lly News. "One o' de snd things 'biuit dla life snld I te le LI, ,11. "Is dat It's so much easier to depend oil de enmity oh ynta enemies dan on Hie friendship ob yon frlonds."-I.cslle'a Weekly. "What's this'" screamed th tank-drains tank-drains m lor. "My pay Is ft short." "Fight hatha nt lifly cents." bland ly replied the ninii'ager; "six nights and two iiinllnecs." Newark News. SklilH-"l)ld your friend. Cbesterlus Meltnntcr, the tingedlnii, enjoy bin va cnlionV" Heads "I can't any as te . wheiher be enjoyed It or not. but the" I public dhl."-llaliliiion. Amerlenn. 1 Slid tlm widow, pielty ymlns Mrs.r ''Dir. I rcli ,l,,'t know vhiit a kis.' 'I hen thr h..l iii,l in h.ie Vat Ins .mis ',..11,1,1 her .vaiat And siriiiuiii.il ".My .bar nm.lain, thra." Now Voiker. f "Oil, I've got a winner soiiiethlni sbs.iliilely new!" cried the playwright, "Whnt's that" "A fnt vlllnln Hint i smokes a pipe Instead of the custom, nry rlgarctlu kind." IMilrngo Fvonlni l'osl. 1 . "Do ynn think our forefathers set up nil en, luring republic?" "I should , any liny did. And It's enduring a wbolo lot more than they ever tliouu'bt It would bare lo, I'll bot." Chicago ltecord -Herald. ' "Yes." said Miss Howellt, after ber i solo, "I Intend to go abrnnd to llnlsh my niuslcnl ediicntlon." "Hub!" snort, ed Miss doe, lis. "why not tlulsll It rlglit now, nml snvo the ipenaeT" I'hllndeipliln Press. Funnliniiii-"lle's iindcrKoIng a species spe-cies of vol, training. I believe, to fit III 111 for his political work." Jenkins "Vole training?" Fuiiuluinn "Yea. Ho's training his 'voice of conscience to keep still." I'hllndclphla Ledger. lleuley-' So you liked my brolher'a singing at tho vaudeville show Inst evening? Ami yet some people say be can't sing nt all!" Henlley "He cuu't j Thnt'B what makes It so Intcrrstln-j when he Irlea to." Itoslon Transcript. Dosha way-"A few abort hours ago I was silting with n girl, telling her she was Hie only one In all Hie world I ever loved, nud so forth, and sa . forth." Clcvcrlon "And she believed you, didn't she'" "How could she help HI Why. I believed It myself." Life. |