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Show I JUST JOKING 4 i Impossible, to Find His Face. The weary customer had dropped off to sleep In the barber's chair. The stubby beard artist made valiant attempts at-tempts to proceed, but eventually nua to own himself beaten. "Excuse me, sir," said he, gently shaking the man In the chair, "but would you mind -waking up? I can . shavo you while you are asleop." "Can't shave me whilo I'm asleep?" exclaimed the victim, with a wonuwr-ing wonuwr-ing expression. 'Why not?" "Because," explained the barber, as softly as possible, "when you fall Into a slumber your mouth opens so wide that I can't find your face." Edinburgh Edin-burgh Scotsman. Wanted n Chance. "1'ou advocate the equal distribution of wealth?" "Yes," replied the Socialist. "If all the wealth wero distributed, don't you know that in a short wnue it would be back In the hands of a few?" "Sure. But I don't underestimate my intelligancc. I might be one of the few." Birmingham Age-Herald. |