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Show I LITTLE BENNY'sj Note Book By LEE PAPE J I axsldently broak pops hair brush yestidday wile I was hammering a nale with It, and I was wondering how to brake tho news without being too mutch of a shock to him, and I tbawt, G, I know, 111 tell his fortune by reeding reed-ing his hand the way fortune tells do. And I wont in the setting room wile pop was rcediug tho paper before sup-pir, sup-pir, saying, Hello pop. Hello, sed pop keeping on rcedins and I sed, Aro you bizzy, pop? A man Is nover blzzier than wen he's roeding the paper, sed pop. And ho keep on reeding It, and prltty soon I sed, Do you wunt me to reed your fortune out of your hand, pop? Nuthlng la ferther Iruni my desires, sed pop. Meening he dldent, and I sed. It will only take a mlnit, pop, I bet I can tell you sumthing you dldent know before. O, wich hand do you want? sed pop, and I sed, Eny hand. And pop held one out and kepp on reeding the paper with the other one, and I started to reed his fortune frum the inside of his hand, saying, You will live to be a old man with wite wlskers and lots or money. Thanks for the money part, and stop tickling my hand, sed pop, and I sed, Yes, sir, you will meet meny strange people and have funny adventures on the way. I hope 111 be able to see the humor of them, and stop tickling, confound it, sed pop, and I sed, And now III reed your past, a slite exsident has happened that you dont know anything about yet but you will In a mlnnit. The doose I will, sed pop, and I sed, Yes sir, sumthing is broak in 2 uneven peeces, but its nuthlng mutch, its ony jour hair brush, it happened axsldently wile a small nale was being hammered ii-in. it Blast It to smithereens, thats tho ony satlsfacktry hair brush Ive had for yeera, confound it, cant I keep eny-thing eny-thing in this houso? Who was hammering ham-mering with It? sed pop, and I sed, Me, and pop sed, Then 111 tell your fortune without even looking at your hand, Youre going to get 6 wallops with a slipper and youre going to bed rite after suppir. Beingt true. oo |