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Show f LITTLE BENNY' sjj NoteSookl By LEE PAPE THE HIGH COST OF JjTVIKG. A PLAY. Ack 1. Scene, a candy store. Man, How mutch Is those., sour balls? Candy lady. 3 for 6 sents. Man. Holey smoaks, 3 for B.sentsI They used to be 4 for a sent. Candy lady. Wat they used to be and wat thoy are today la 2 dlffrcnt stories. Man. That's fcarsc. Ack 2. Scene, same man In a baker store. Man. Give mo a cupple of penny cakes. Baker store lady. There alnt ony sutch thing eny more. The lowest is 3 sonts, and If you dont watch out It will be 4. Mnn. Thats fearse. Ack 3. Scene, same man in a dolicatcsscm store. Man. I .want a deal pickle. Delicatessen! man. lm willing. Wares the 6 sents? , Man. Wlch 5 cents? Delicatessen! man. The 5 sents for the deal pickle. Man. Good nlte, they ony used to be a sent! Dollcatessom man. Good nlte yourself, your-self, they ain't now. Man. Thats fearse. Wats the use of living? Dellcates3em man. Wats tho uee of lying? Funrcls that dont cost at leese $500 alnt werth going to. Man. Thats fearse. I mites well jest keep on living and be done with it. (Wich ho does.) The ond. |