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Show V" i V vrirc or a famous statesman. 'ik JaMpk Uheaberiata, b4lwll I(-tMn- Mrs. Joseph Chamberlain, the Amere loan wife t ths British colonial seers Jury, (a almost as littls known as hel dtatin(uishe4 httahaad 4w famous. Th4 Tact makes the accompanying picture her especially Interesting, (or, so far as known. It lsthe first good por trait of however published in England, It la from a painting by an English ar- tist. 5 Mrs Cbamoerialn is the daughter ut W. C. tndicott. formerly Judge of ths Mr. CtiBkwIsia supreme court of Maaaachueetts and secretary of war during Cleveland's first administration. Her studies and the strong sympathy that existed between her and her distinguished father gave her an interest in things political that made her an Ideal wife for the strenuous English statesman who fell In love with her, and to whom she yaa married In U88. HOLD CELEBRATION Aaalmnary AT BOSTON. IneailUa of th ( the Tewe by ths British. Ths celebration of the 126th anniversary of ths evacuation of Boston by ths British was a notable one. Thera participated In it the Governor of the commonwealth, committees of both branches of the Legislature, United States senators, ths mayor of the city and representatives of the board of aldermen and the common counctL The catcher. Robinson, BresailEriet--' V secson; first base, McCann or ond, Williams; third. McC. jj.hort-stop- , Gilbert; left field, Kegl V Don-tin- ; center, Seibach; right! wmur; utility. Dunn. Captain, Keib i Washington Pitchers J Car- rick, Lee, Patten, Townseny . tfijera, Clark, Donahue; first baas, cXjg second, Coughlin; third, shortstop, Ely; left field. Dainty; center. Kyan; right. Relate ( Ilty, Gettman. Captain, not select Boston Pitchers, een. Young, Winters, Wilson, Prentiss, - ufrell; catchers. Warner, Criger; ifS ase, La Chance; second, Ferris; thirdol-lins- ; shortstop. Parent; kf jid, Hickman; center, Stahl; right ye-mautility, Daugherty, (Reson. Captain, Collins. OUR WIT AND HUMOR. i Two Columns of Jokes Ground Out by the Humorists. The Greenes boro Herald has this flat-foot- Pei haps you barefooted." Our venerable friend, Judge Doivln been justice Of the peace continuously for forty-foyears, and during that time has married 183 couples and received in exchange for said service only one bushel of sweet potatoes. However, he has never had the experience of Judge Edwards of Lee, who married a colored couple and was presented with a string of fish, and a year after the groom said to him 1 wish ter de Lawd I'd eat dem fish.'' Atlanta Constitution. of Slloam, says be has 1 1 are used to going UiDMome All ItooBrt. ur n; Wr Natloaal UifU Fltk,ft in- teresting item: lutoa. Tbs American League, at 1U meeton ing In Detroit, came out a major league basis and raised prices of admission to the same scale as the old National league. This movement Is one of the most imoorUnt the American league has made and placet It In position to cheerfully pay the high salaries of Its stars and at the same time U a notice to the public that the American league Is "it The playing schedule waa adopted as originally drafted, with a few exchangee of dates to make It more equitable. Incidentally, the league voted unanimously to raise President Johnson's salary from 5,000 to 17,500 In recognition of the successful Issue of the war with the old league. ' The schedule as approved by the magnates suits all clubs. The Chicago and Bt. Louis clubs are particularly favored from the fact that they are the beat Sunday towns In the league. Chicago la awarded thirteen Sundays, eleven Saturdays, July 4, and Labor day, ' St. Lout gets exactly the same allotment of plums except July 4. team la scheduled in Washington on Decoration day. Detroit gets eleven Sundays and eleven Saturdays, July 4 and Labor home. Cleveland gets eleven day Sundays, ten Saturdays, and Latbor day. Boston has ten Saturdays, Bunker Gill day (June 17), Decoration day, and July 4. Philadelphia gets eleven Saturdays and two holidays, and Baltimore and Washington eisven Saturdays and one holiday apiece. As had been foreshadowed, the ridiculous foul strike rule that was forced upon the Buffalo conference was repudiated, the American league deciding io adhere to the rulea of last year In so far as this matter waa concerned. After devoting a long time to discussing the question of rntering New Tork, the magnates adjourned, leaving the matter entirely in the hands of President Johnson. President Johnson said the situation so far as New York was concerned remained unchanged. The league would eventually get Into New York, but he did qot expect any move to be mado at present. He would probably establish offices In New York late In the summer or early in the fall, but these would only be temporary headquarters. Continuing, Mr, Johnson said: "My associations are all with Chicago and the west, and from a purely business ' standpoint I think the American permanent headquarters leagues should be In Chicago, .uat citys future Importance as a business center aside from sentimental considerations will demand It The make-u- p of each team In the league la as follows: Chicago Pitchers, Griffith, Callahan, Patterson. Garvin, Katoll, Skopec; catcher. Sullivan, E. McFarland; first base, Isbell; second, Laly; third, Strang; shortstop. Davis; left field, Mertes, center. Green; rlqht. Jones: Utility, ll. MeFarland. Captain, Grif- Peculiar Oil need tot fifty years. It contains ingredients that are unknown to any one but the manufacturers and their trusted employees. Its pain killing properties are marvellous, as testified to by the thousands of once crippled human beings now made well and free from pain by its use. St I cobs Oil has a record of cures greater than all other medicines. Its sales are larger than those of any other proprietary medicine and ten times greater than all other embrocations, oils and liniments combined, stmpiy because it has been proved to be the best. The ark had been about ten days on Its Journey, and the occupants were by this time well acquainted. "It's a dreary time, said one ot the Weesk Sickly Children two fleas "Here we are compelled to Who, perhaps, have inherited a weak satisfy ourselves with but two dogs digestion, continually subject to stomach to live upon " Doubles, loss of flesh and general weakness, "Pm getting lonesome," said one dog can be made healthy and strong by the use to tbe other There are not enough of Vogelert Curative Compound. Every fleas to lend zest to life, and the ml doctor who is at all up to date will say that Vogelers Curative Compound will make the crobes are all camped on the two csta blood pure and nch, bring colour to the cheeks, and put on flesh where health deA Not I lehool mands it. Children who have been weak 8lgo Kot Utcb DliTereort. and sickly since buth should be treated with A correspondent says that an ltlner ex"Sir, you have deceived me! small doses of Vogelers Curative Compound, claimed the angry damsel "You told ant colored teat her proposed to es- from two to five drops, twice daily, most a tablish school in and ms you were working and earned a Liberty county results will follow. It is the best Satisfactory big salary, and ou that statement yon put up this sign: of all medicines, because it is made from the Grammair will be Teeched Hair formula of a great living physician. have been bolding me in your arms Also Bpellen aud Multerplecatln. Ratei and have become engaged to me. Sample bottle free on application to the proprietor., ML St Jacobs Oil, Ltd , now find that you do not work and will be Resonble, Conaiderln th Times Atlanta Constitution. that you are a confirmed loafer. Guilty! Dan Dalys Fhllosophr. replied the width, "but Barnum said the An.eshan people l.kc At lb Florid Hotel. is said that Dan Daly, while playIt to be humbugged. ing In Chicago, waa wired as follows: Huhnbug whom you choose, sir, Can do The New Yorkers In Lonsir, do not propose to be don In June. What do you think? The comedian replied: Prefer to conHaving nothing else to uo he put tinue doing them In this country. that In bis pipe and went out to smoke are more of them and are more There It. easily done at home. and Charles F. Dooln, the young cath-e- r who will be with the Phllafej-jiNational League team next season, a native of. Cincinnati. Hs ttutl bla career on the lot of 'that. about five years ago, when gs a prominent amateur player.-2year built, one of the fastest and most JtctursU throwers that ever stepped beldf bat. Dooln's first professional gagement was with Indianapolis it $g but during the exhibition Sessc kt met with an Injury and was releu His next experience was with from which dub he went - tf St. Paul. As Comiskey did not tfr, him a chance he went home in disgust and did not play professionally again until last season, whenbe was with the St. Joe Club of the 'Western league. A Qoutlon of Ctlmat. During the season of 1900 hs wag An old colored preacher was telling member of Julius FleUchmaag'g his congregation that after death they would probably go to the moon. After of meeting one of the the brethren said to him: "Brier Jinklns, don't you know dat de tenon la col ex Ice, en ain't got no fire tall in It? "Brier Thomas." replied the parson, "ef hits a fire you deg keep tn In de way you gwlne en you can't Biss It!" 1 1 n bit-1- e, 1,213 BUS. ONIONS PER ACRE. Salters New Method ef onlor culture makes It possible to grow A - The best ct Mountain team. Dooln was regarded as the star catcher of ths Western League in 1901 and hi admirers are confident that hs will be one of the Nationals best backstops In 1902. Good Flayre Alwd All 81gnd. Thera is somewhat of a lull in the quest of tbe two major leagues for star ball players that la to say, th quest Is less keen. Tbe American league has about secured all ths stars It needs and Its teams are practically made up. Tbe National league la still on the hunt for players, although the quest has been somewhat Interrupted by the faction fight hot-bloo- ds Vax-blnde- lbs. of onion For XVhr said the man of are occasion(tnerou inclinations, ally betrayed into a deviation from tie strict- - paths of truth. Guest I say, landlord, your food "Georg Washington never told s and cooking is worse than It was last He," was the rejoinder. That Is only hearsay. There is year. Landlord Impossible. , nothing on record to show that Washington personally, ever made the Hla SS Blit claim. He was too truthful a man to venture any such assertion." Tutcher You haven't a 33 bill about you, have you? How did Klutcher Yes, I hare. auflaf to Ut Throng Si Xt. 'Still doubled up with that Infernal you guess It? Tutcher I Just thought you might rheumatism, are you, NotleyT Upon my soul, 1 am sorry for you," said the have. Klutcher I Just got it this morning. Irlend who had dropped In for a short Here it is: J. Klutcher to A, Taylor, talL , Dr., to trousers, 5." I am-gito have your sympathy, Implied the sufferer, wincing a ill tie as Girls Usually Do. afeharp twinge caught him tn the "Have you Moore's poems? InquirJoint, "but I have read the obituaries it 33 people who were sorry for ed the awet young thing. "I think so, miss. Ill look in a minme I ute replied the clerk In the bookstore. "By the ay, here's a fine new A Fiendish Amassment. story, just out. It's called Just One "You are his rival in love?" Kiss and I im. I want Moore, she interrupted Yet you profess friendship haughtily. Mm. T do. 1 have been his dentist 8ora Tull Thinking several years, and I wouldn't forego You are not cold, said the mental tie fun of fixing up his teeth for anycurist; you ju&t think you are. thing in the world. Think it, do I? chattered the gentleman with the blue nose and shivern of Vm. Jilted lna Kvng ing limbs. Well, if thats the case Im Miss Elderly Im very sorry. Mr doirg some tall thinking just at presfioodby, but I can never be anything ent. Dote to you than a Yes. that's Woodby (interrupting) Ilorrowd Jetti, hst my bad lurk and I've got two Old Friend Was your daughter's fra&dmotbers already. marriage a success? Hostess Oh, a " great success. She's traveling in EuI out. Otad to rind Wbr It XI the alimony. New York Pompous Individual Are you aware, ropean Weekly. that you deliberately placed your Ir, Bnbrella In my ear last evening? It wouldn't be so annoying to call up Fellow-clubmMost careless of the wrong man on the telephone if It I sure. wondered what had I'm So, so long to find out that fccome of it, and would It be too didn't take weve got him. Brooklyn Life. such trouble for you to return It? ad el-b- v , th riy - York-report- 16c. cue. and this Kotle John A. Salter Seed ,jr-- i .i Co Lacrosse. Win. will mall you tbelr mammoth catalog, together with 156 kinds of flower and vegetable w.seeds. S. U Market gardeners Hat, c postage. Tribat. us, seed, selling same at and up per lb. ty, H Would Go. Several days ago Prof. C , one o! the instructors at the Central High School, Broad and Green streets, after he had given a lectire on "Tornadoes, to one of the freshmen class, was asked: Professor, if there was no cellar in the house and you had not time to run, where would you go? "Thats according to how good you are, answered the professor. Philadelphia Times. Beware of Ointments for Catarrh That Contain Mercury, Aa mercury will surely destroy the sense of smeU end completely derange the wbole avstem when entering It through the mucous surfaces. Such articles ahould never be used except on physicians, as the prescriptions from reputable damage they will do Is tenfold V tho good you can possibly derive from them, flu IT a Catarrh Cure, manufactured by F. sf. Cheney A Co., Toledo. Q., contain no mercury, and la taken internally, acting directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces of the system. In buying thegenuine. Halls Catarrh Cure besureyou get and made In Toledo, Ohio, It Is taken Internally, A free, bold Co. Testimonials F. J. Cheney by per bottle. by Druggists, price 75care the besW Hall's Family Pills luth,r.ng 8 long-- . The sponge of commerce is obtained by diving and dredging and scraping the rochb with a long harpoon. The finest quality Is the Levantine, which la found on the eastern Adriatic and Mediterranean shores, and the greatest market is Trieste. Mutilation does not kill a live sponge uitless the vital part is injured By a sharp knife or razor a spurge can be separated into several particles, and although It suffers pain it will recover and grow as long as it is allowed to remain in its native anchorage. KIDNEY BLADDER CURE. an y, f per acre. There is no vegetable that pays better The Salzers annually distribute nearly oia eighth of a million 1,200 ami more bus best-inform- Good Advlr for Flayer. The Players' Protective Association should seek to profit by the lessons of history. Some of the old members of the organization passed through the fith. Brotherhood war and should therefore Pitchers. Fraser, be able to give the young Philadelphia WlltBe, Bernhard. Plank, Dugglesby; sadly needed adviie as to the folly of The Nuaasaat catchers. Steelman, Powers; fltst base. looking a gift borse in the mouth. presence of Bear Admiral Schley added Davis; second, Lajole; third, L, CtOos; to the Interest of the occasion. shortstop, M. CroBS; left field, Hartael; National Gam fpravllif. The celebration began in the after- center, Fultz; right. Flick; utility, national game is still extending Our bold. Captain, iAjule. noon and lasted through Into the even- Robinson, Be) dominion in harmony with tbe naits r, Cleveland Pitchers, Moore, ing. A big military parade, ths deditional spirit of expansion. American Lundboom, Kenna, Wright, cation of the Dorchester Heights residents have several ball monument and exercises M the high fitrelt, catchers, Wood, Bemus; first teams in the organized q? Mexico, and our city base, second, Bonner; Schreckengoat; school occupied the afternoon, and. In national sport is receiving a liberal the evening the South Boston Cltixens third, Bradley; shortstop, Gocbnaur; left field, McCarthy; center, Pickering; patronage fiom the residents down . Association gave a banquet In Gray's right, Harvey; utility, Nattresa, Thon-e- there. Hall. Hemphill. Captain. Bonner. St Louis Pitchers. Powell,' Harper, No Sunday Uidm In Indianapolis. EUROPEAN STATESMAN FOR SIAM. Mayor Brookw alter of Indianapolis " will not allow Sunday baseball In that 4 Bthllw Member it Ceblael Iwril rorlan. city because it would be in violation f That Coaatry. of tbe state law. This will disarrange Perhaps no oriental nation .is prothe American association schedule and gressing more rapidly than Plata. And Manager Watkins says ot the ball team this la due principally to toe efforts is Sunday ball or no ball at alL ; It of that enlightened little monarch. King Cbulalongkorn. His latest step Kota f thn Diamond, la the direction of political advancement It the appointment ot the Duke Muggsy McGraw hs signed Charde Richelieu as minister of narlne In ley Shields of Memphis. The pitcher will be Baltimore's only southpaw. Wiley Platt, who finished the keason as sub pitcher for the white aox last season, la ill with smallpox at his home in West Union, Ohio, Harry PuiUarn Is the authority tor th stat ient that W. C. Temple would not accept tbe National League presidency under any circumstances. record of going Clark Griffith through s full season with but one wild pitch, as he did last season, was equaled by Tannehlll ot Pittsburg last year. Some ot the St Louis American Charts XV. toner. fans have been hoping for OutLeague (President Boston American League fielder McFarland of the white sox, but flub.) he wlJ T kept by Comiskey as a util Sudhoff, Reldy, Donohue, Hustings; Ity catchers, Sugden. Maloney, Donahue; "X can see your fortune In your Doyle return to New York cost first base. Anderson; second, Padden; . , John Ganzel his job. John waa sent Bla." third, McCormick; shortstop, Wallace; hit unconditional release on the game "I can carry It there without cramp-h- g left field, Burkett; center,. Heldrlck; that It was announced Doyle had my fingers, he stated. right. Jones; utility, Frlel. Captain, day t signed. - Dak Padden. 4a Rlrhll. r An Estimate nf Soetnty. Judge Goldman ot Baltimore baa deDetroit Pitchers, Slam. This u the- first instance where Miller, Yeager, s i Ascum You dont care much fat New which recent nied European has been made a number Steterr Cronin, Mullen, Mercer; catchdo youf with having winked a;, er, Buelotr. McAllister; - first base. credited him removal of a far eastern cabinet. Nol Society Is nothing but Crabbe of Baltimore the the possible Dillon; second, Gleason; third, Casey; - The Duke de Richelieu la an officer ridiculous ( school, where every no-ld-y York. New to la the Danish army. He Is a dlre-- t de- shortstop, Elberfield; left field, Har- ball team Is taught to try to be somebody. George Yeager, the Cincinnati catchscendant of the celebrated Caidlnal ley; center, Barrett; right. Holmes. not selected; probably er, ha signed a contract with ths New Richelieu, He la an expert on naval Captain, No Ckolea. Jlmmr-eoHolmes. York glints. Georgs says ths giants "Jlmmeraon iaBad eonatructlon and ,iald, though only 30 still wearing hie Baltimore Pltuhers, H pos"will fool som people yet. Hughes. year of age, to possess remarkable Simmer tan shoes. Ill be hanged If Howell, Foreman, Shields; sibly refer to Freedman. I executive ability would make such n guy of myself." ty, to Itself. This applies to St. Jacobs Mailed to all Sufferers from Disorders of the Kidneys and Bladder, Brights Disease, Rheumatism, Gravel, Pain In the Back, Dropsy, etc. Ethel, I dont think you ought to The following letter from Hon. L A. Hopkins, County Commissioners, any place of amusement This Chairman of the Boanfof Kan., tells how Alkavis cured after he is Lent "Place of amusement mam- Ellsworth, made np his mind that he had but a short time to live. ma? It's an elocutionary contest OenUmen: I believe end know that I owe my Chicago News. life to Alkavis. I had been troubled with Kidney go to Wonder what is the oldest business on earth? Mine, said the grafter. The con business is older than farming. It began In the Garden of Eden." Washington Times. and Bladder Trouble for years. My limbs were swollen with Rheumatism so that I could hardly walk. I had to get np every hour of the night to urinate. I passed great quantities of blood on oooount of bemorrhog of the Kidneys and Bladder. tried and had been trying e eryihlng In the i I think it was so unkind of him." What? Why. when I said aunties mouth was a perfect Cupid's bow, h said: 'Yea, but shes too fond of shootPhiladelphia Bulletin. ing it off I wonder how she makes such a success of keeping boarders? Why, she has the greatest knack you ever saw for serving next to nothing In first-clastyle." Philadelphia Bulletin. ss None of the reviewers spoke harshsaid the author. "Yee," answered the publisher, coldly. That ia a sign that they did not read it. They njerclv glmceJ over the preface." Washington Star. ly of my book Teacher Now. Master Kirby, you should be more correct in your composition. You say. 1 love school." Now, school cannot be loved. Cant you use a more correct expression? Master Kirby I hate school. Stray Stories.'-'-' South Carolina is attracting too much attention In the Senate," said the North Carolina politician.' "Shes casting us tn the shade. Thats so agreed his lieutenant, "and wbst ws want to do is to get Jim Jefferies to settle here and make him Senator for us Philadelphia Press. - Mbs. Kait Fox, Seymour, loin. Shapeof Medicine for Kidney Trouble that I could think of ot that the Doctors recommended, bat nothing helped me. I mede up my mind that I had only e short time to live. I sent to you for three bottle of Alkavis; began to take it, and before I had taken it one week began to get better. My Kidney Trouble end Rheumatism were toon gone end I am In good health now. I have recommended Alkavis to e great many people and all have been benefited by its use. I. A. HOPKINS." Gratefully you is, .Mrs. Ida A. Francis, of Mooreville,Ind.,writcat She had been both red with Kidney and Bladder Trouble ever since she was six ; did not get any rest day or night, and had to he np fifteen time a night et times. Woe also Doubled with Rheumatism, Female Complaint and Irregular Menses, also symptoms of Dropsy. Tried many physicians bat received little benefit Two years ego took Alkavis and was completely cured and states she wiH answer an v letter that comes to baad Mrs. Mary concerning the wonderful medicine. Fox, Seymour, Iowa ; M.ss Viola Dealing, Petere-tmrg.I; Mrs Kent. Ohio; and many other ladies Join in testifying to the wonderful curative powers of Alkevti ia varimtt forms of' Kidney and allied diseases, and in other disorders peculiar to woman hood. That you may Judge of the value of this Greet Discovery tor yourself, we will send you one Largo Out by mad Free, only asking that when cured ynnelf you will recommend it to. others. It Is e core BportAo and can not foil. 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