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Show JUST JOKING ; 4 -1 PA MI ST BE WRONG ! Mother No, Willie, for the third I time I tell you that you can't have another nickel 111k Darn It. I don't see where Pa gets th' Idea you're always changln' voiir mind! Jud IMPERFECT SCORE "Mike," said the Judge sternly, "the testimony shows that you hit this man twice." "I did not, y'r honor. ' derlared the defendant stoutly "The fur-st time I hit him 1 missed him completely." Aim rlcan legion W'ceklj EXPERT CRITCISM The artist's lady friend was being shown around the studio "Oh, perfect"' she exclaimed, looking look-ing at a picture Those ostriches are jelmply superb You should never paint anything but birds. The artist never winced under the blow "These are not ostriches," he Isald. They are angels" Dalaa j News. |