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Show 1 Did It Ever j Occur to You j That everyone is anxious that s a Caruso be unearthed in Bingham Can j I That forty is quite a lot of ladiw to be talking to just one party 01 just one "write-up" 1 jj That it is better to keep up wt) j one's expenses than to keep up with the times. See George Smith at tht n Bingham Furniture company if you j are needing cheap furniture that'; worth the money. t That the boy of to-day knows mor than his dad, except when it comet to making a living for a family. That a man'sbald head is always a good place to light on according to the fly. ' That Education is no longer a hobb) it's a dire necessity. ' That .the people who are always raising H about the present cit administration should be busy ami open up their ticket. That the question of whether girls make up their lips too much is all a question of taste . That a schoolboy is usually happy, but it may not be because he is going go-ing to school, but just because he if a regular boy. That all the Jewish stores in Bingham Bing-ham were closed on Saturday last. That the Clift Club at 24 West Broadway has ordered a special lot of 10,000 28 grain ballisite shells direct di-rect from the factory to meet the demands of the many hunters who need this brand of shells. That practically all auto manufactures manufac-tures are reducing prices and giving as their reason the fact that boltei facilities and increased production allow al-low them to pass the benefit on to the purchaser. The real truth is they are forced to cut prices in odder to keep up saales, as competition is st keen. But they have cut prices sufficiently suffi-ciently yet to suit our tastes. That the Vaudeville at the ISL& is appreciated by their many patrons That a man who does not even own a car is generally the party who woulii like to designate all about parking a car and the laws that should be laid down respecting the same. That if the average party want it, it is publicity, but if it is forced upon you it is notoriety. That maybe the diamond gift ring will have to be cut down to fit her finger. Especially when it is valued at $1.25. That Tony still contends be is going go-ing to give us a ride in that wonderful wonder-ful Ford coupe, while others say hi never can, that it's impossible. That it would be fine if our popular popu-lar busy-body could be elected to the i position of county road commissioner. 1 I That you can't blame a spinster foi being particular, if she hadn't been she wouldn't be one. Thot when one of the boys looked in the Isis marcel shoppe he wished he had hair that could be marcelled he said. That she is sweet, he said, even if she did oome from Southern Utah, the land of beautiful peaches. That is has been said pretty girls have to show up in bathing suits but we say no. That the Bingham Dairy Company handle their milk about "three o'clock o'-clock in the morning." That if we criticise its all for the P poor fellow's good, but he won't realm rea-lm lize it until he is on the way back S from whence he came. 5 3 That the boys and girls are grab- g bing all the Gem Theatre tickets they can possible get their hands on. But S only one can get the pony which they E are giving away free. QJ That it was said the pleasure of 3 auto riding is changing tires, if that's the case we should have thoroughly enjoyed ourselves on the last trip 3 to the city. a That the Boxing bouts tonight arc worthy of your support. That you don't have to walk any ji farther than the Express Office for your money orders. il |