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Show -n-fcE R I S C O P I IN Mthe WORLDS tt A with V1 Our Office Boy. S THE SWOON Rl CR ANTHOLO j1' ! Bill Jones lios here! He dld ontent' Before he passed away The jury reached the verdict That he httd tho right of way. The grave you sec r.f-neath this tree a that of Robert Swnn. Ho met tho vorst j when he reversed Without his tail light on. This frravo belcnc To t'ncio Harve, V. ho fuviinp in here Around a curve. Detroit Newo The amounts credited to certain Indl. viduals In campalon funds are what wi'd call the last word In camouflage Judging from reports from Centraln. Hit W-si vi. 1 II be a poor place for , W. V.'8 to winter in. When an auto bug sees a picture of a saint with a halo above his head he. 'n-variabty 'n-variabty acenta n Jonp tnp if not AVh;. the extra tirr' If they don't slop putting a stick m all-da tuckers, they will be declared illegal v. hen the nugar price, goes up, we nr told, then ihe supply will be plentiful. Which only goes to eonflrm our mi picioni lhat the price regulates lh- mm-ply mm-ply not the supply the price. Provldr-nce was kind to us and let us ?ee the need of the whi. Rut even Providence rimy not h al'le U let US see the treaty signed. We can't find it in our heart to pity the lamb who furnished the wool in out new suit. HlndenbeT( "'J Ludendorff kissed ee i other recently. Something new In offen slvcs, EH ? If liquor Is being shipped from Ma.ne to New York, as Nw York officials would hev us believe, we still have hope. Let's see how long has Maine been drj ? "GIT' III, P D. Q. Is the best answer an-swer to RED I W. W ! ! I ! Heligoland, the German Island fori res, is suffpnnp ihe into q the Lusl tenia. But only the Geimnn hopes are being destroyed not the lives of women m 1 hildren. Any kind of a clock has a strange fai. clnatlon for a loafer If the radicals take over the hou-l of the cointr, as is rumored, ono wlUI buy a room for Ids hat and check himself. him-self. Some heretofore shunned people are -.p-tcrtalning callers every evening since It was learned that their cellar was wu:i stocked. Likening to a candidate tell why he was beaten Is about as intriostlns hearing row tho tightwad in a poloer game drew a flush last winter. We are told that since Samson hi-to the Thllistines with the Jawbone of ail as, many an ass has tried to slew is with Jawbone. Which is about the same thing as receiving re-ceiving a tongue lashing from a block-snkf We always thought one went to chfirch ' to bare his soul, but a glimpse at somo of the women's gowns makes us dkntbt j If that was what prompted them. It may not break tho world's heart to have Article X cut. but it will proinblv .cause Mr. Wilson to los- considerable of the "Impression of dictatorlc aulhor-it" aulhor-it" b!ood he gathered abroad at the cxponj-e of Colonel llouae. Tt doe-m't do to bo dl?y;it sf j0d with the mlnorlt). if 0i vote the other wav you will be with the majority, whom I you now lanch nt. Street cor service is like the tcoather. The kind you cot a r) vou're g-it ln;.f I git J You al.vays get what's coming o you whether you fight for It or against Jt. rongo is sweet whrn nn American , Logion post admits a second loote and , onn then pass him without llstonflng to ; his command for n salute nt IULD THE TRUTH "How did ou get the turkeys rho ofiicor found in your possession:" sternly stern-ly asked the police magistrate. I "1 I I raised em. your tionor." ; Stammered the prisoner. Tell mo th truth." I " That's th truth, your honor " "1 r T raised em, your honor ' persisted the crime-stained creature, "t reached down thru a hole in the rcsjf. ' The Continent, SO DISCOVERED JACK 'Yes. when Jsrk married her h thought that she was an angel, but it wasn't long before h. found oujt hln misiake " "Disappointed, Kh""' "I should say not He found shte was a good cook Nv Haven F.-glsfter Money att;acis money hut money also attracts women who doiract or 8ubira t, if ou like It. money. Now a friend Informs us that cowtenijL for thosp who succeed is the logic! result re-sult of our own failure |