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Show v PERISCOPINy THE WORLD I T with Our Office Boy. v UNCLE MOE ON POLITICS l ncie Hoe, he Sez wit a shmile, "Politics, lad, Is sperm and guile. An' tellln' lies. An slanderin', too. Is jes' the things V got etr do Kf y' play on Givin' up yore time i To aldin' with Society's crime Rut llMen. laddie, While I say. Ef y got a past best stay aay. "Cause no matter who Yer 'ponent be, He'll take the greatest Kind o' glee In draggin' out Ilefore th' world th' youth thet . You hev furled. An' ef y' thinks Yer white as snow How black y' are Vr'U never know I'ntll y' mix In politics An' git yore share U "stones and sticks." Some people have skin lik milk 9kiro.nl ed milk. If the miners don't gel hungry pretty quick, we'll have a chance to see how much good it did us to send Woody to Europe to study peacemaking Kveryone w.f interested and concerned con-cerned over the president's illness not hrrau.-e lie was president but because it was the fiist time that that dread disease, Overwork, had appeared in Washington. An optimist is the man who can see what good hte coal miners' strike will be to our ancestors in conserving sev-1 eral weeks' supply for them. Some of these so-called reformers are trying to manufacture a paradise1 by raising hell. Mr. Taft, however, ais that the' world is growing better, bo he has at least gixeh up all political aspirations. A cheerful liar is to be admired If t makes someone else cheerfuL Socialists claim they are great by-virtue by-virtue of their heredity tehir grand fathers were the first to run at the battle of Bull Run. And l he Bull hasn't stopped running yet. Beet sugar and cane sugar are the, same, now both are fifty per cent j sand. Paul Revier will have had nothing on the lowly thermometer in arousing the people in the present roal crisis when It starts (raveling below the freezing point. I The London Times suggests that; servants be allowed 10 eat with t he i family in England Vmcrlcan servants! won't even deign to live with the fam-j ily That recent election in Fiume leads, us to believe that D'Aimunzio is a reader of Carranza's laetst book 'Ho i Elect Myself President." I It won't be long before the Sahara I would be an oasis in the United States. They sa Hie high silk hat has re-1 turned to favor in London It won't be officially sanctioned in het United States untii the cr.mpaicn of 192" Silk hats and spat.s Make diplomats And hatching plol - Make patriots Germans In Berlin are now wearing paper clothes and the women paper evening gowns noiher scrap of r.' per. eh1 A political candidate says that women should cor men s wages To which the Cleveland Plain Dealer an swers: 'They do now if they's married." mar-ried." Teacher (gazing nearsightedly over, her glasses) -r"Can anyone give me1 the definition of unaware?" Deep silence. "1 kin. teacher." pipes one kid in, the front seat Unaware is what you1 take off just before you put on your' pajamas " |