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Show Mt USED A TACK. How Undttiaktr Mads Sure ths Wig Would Stick. As tho itory goes, an Irish under taker was Isylng out tho deceased bus baad of a seeping lllbernlsn widow. Ths corps wore a wig. and It was vary dlflleait to Indues It to. stay on straight, as wigs ought always to do. vtn If lhy don't. The beroaved wktow was rsllod In to ssslst. "Oo an' git Die a pot of slue. Mrs. M. Oiv-m." Oiv-m." bam. tha. undertaker, "so ihaul mcy kiiep bis ! wheia It In-lungs." lrs. Muitiovern set out after tha sticking ins'.-rinl, snd sfter a lluis she p-turned. "Iters Is the gluo fur ye." si. i ssld with a slk'h. Tri. Mrllovern. you kin tako hark ths miirllai'e.'- sslu thn undertaker; "lis dit!l. iilty Is fur l. I used a lack." lllflslo Times. |