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Show Our New Office Boy. The new offlce boy haa the hardeat time that ever. In tho Itrat place, every other boy fevla hla iiiperlnrlty by reaon of long Hervlio In the hual-neai. hual-neai. The new boy looka to learn and learne to look, but drat dliigtnj t t bit awkward, and he feela It. Thla morning the Information bureau called up the editorial department to Inquire the dato uf Abraham Lincoln'! birthday. The new boy received the meaaage. He went oft on a jerky lit. tie circuit around tho room, got hlm-aelf hlm-aelf befuddled ami finally landed hack at the telephone with thla moaaage. "Mr. Lincoln lan't In now. hut when he cornea In I'll aak him." Haiti, more Nawe. |