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Show l iL 1 : Brnrtit of Advert . ainu. ' i in. ti haul In on.' ol our ni.rllif.n j W. i Inl' ly l-iit un ii.Im i i i -tii.'iil In a ( Vit ln-nil' il "Tloy iiiili'il'"' ' Tlio n.-xt iiininiti:' to iiniii.1 a bund-iVn bund-iVn on Mi. il.-iH'-U'ii ..'-Ii tills ItiHrrln-tl'JU ItiHrrln-tl'JU on tli" to, j On OIM-Iitnit II h" tniii .l a iil.e, fill. rt'jM.y loiikii i; ..p.., mi, ii il tin- hi lit Ik atttntit"), ttniiuly iloni. up in IWinnt'l. The Inventor', Triumph. Toil iny Unit Ar'. li.'1'n liif.iillonii h IIIHill- H.'t.'I'lll lili'll 111 1 1 1 i illlli ll'H, lil rllrl lie t-v.'r noil,.- un) Ihlnic out at liiem?" "Oh, ye; ho ttna iilniiiilarly auo wipful llli hla ilivlna In thai r-Pfi-l. lie mailt- rnnni:li to porfetit all ol tliero." Inilliinaiiolla Neva. Neatt "Wliat la Die Iroulile lielwefn your vtfe ftnd niliieT" aHl,.-.l the Aral nioa-(HI nioa-(HI to. "Oh." Ki arllly ailHwereil the aerotid. Ton might to know theafi women, ftry hail a tllaaKreenient over uhlct) aw had the mom and tha latuat atyla ol frrm:" Her Loving Nelultbor. "Mra. Nuilore la iclvt-n In retnllliiR IM.lp, lan't alie?" "Not fhe. She wh.il.'KUlfa It." Narrow Eacapa. "Father." aald Tommy Jonea. "how tit flah dirt you over i-atehT" "I ruht a ealfl-h one. Tommy," replied Deaeon Jonea, "that welched " The good man amppod abort, looked Ibedly at lili yonnaet anu an'' Junied In an altered tone: " ' Oui-'y. j luia la rluiiiluy." Wanted Him In the Family. : "HeKlnalil," hn aald. lo a wealthy Inune: dandy who hail been paylnK bla Mtentlone lo her. "1 would llkn to ak you one very sertoiia (in itlon." "What la It. my d-m 7" ho n ulled. "Would you oliji'. t lo tnurry niMiiiina If 1 r.-runed you? You m-o. w really don't want to lone you." Saving Money. "And where illti Ii" lako you after tho theater?" "Home." "Ahl Ho you are enaited at laat?" , Hla Choice. Coualn May t hotly 1 I think you're too atlnity Ui ever net married. , Ctinln Jaik Well. I d rather be phrewd than belirewi-l. In Doubt. ' Yan'-lt.'"' niisttcii'tl Mr. Urnetua I'liil'U'y. "H mui.t like yon." ; "Will, I iiin't rnnke out fob i.li.r whether ho llkea tne or wlieth.T he iloean't like de iloy " E,y for Him. "Y'ou mupt lo- v.-ry rnr T il nf't to ba t held up ttli. n you mme In. ma, John," V flirt rauMnii.'il ' I ttlll, in v il.-ar," he ii-pllcd reaa- -fnirlnuly. "If I ntn Inanvertently do . Inyeil it ii t It iift-r dark I won't couiS , Inn. to nt all." ; THE EA8I EST WAY. ' Mra. Illrka- I un very anilmn to find out about my liiirtmtirt a pant Ilia. What would foil aiiKpeat? I'rlt ate Detei-tlvt r.-rauade him to run for an olBir. HIS PREFERENCE. if Farmer Are you very fond of doitaT Weary Well. I hava eaten 'em, but I llkea turVey belter. Mike Let. I'al Did you ever ha, k a bori-i- ia ' your llle, Mike? Mike Yes. on.e, nnil only onte, "IHil yon win ntiythliii:?' -"No. b.-Korra; thnt 1 didn't." "Well, how wua thai?" ' "Well, you at e. I barked the bli nn-d bona throuch a aliop window and 1 bud, to pay Hpara MonientK. Juet an Appetlior. 'l ean't Imagine anything niore n-aatlnfa.-lory than a nieul at our hoard lug bullae," entd the ehronlc grumbler. grumb-ler. "No?" replied the Imptt naktiiial-le youtiK man. "ICvld.'iitly you never vt a klKB from your heft Klrl over the telephone." Thought He Knew Better. Hhe-It inkea all kln.la of people to make the world. lie Not for me. It take cnly (no. j 4'hleitKo Tribune. : i NOT PROUD OF IT. . ..; . Advanee Agent (of Dramatic Co I 1 believe thil town bonalt of a band, doean't II? I.anillord No, atranjter; w don't boant about It; we Jutl tindurv IL HANDY AS FUEL. Tramp I'm lollectln' money ter buy a Hew leg. Kind I.aily - Where la the other one ? Trainii-- lliirnt II tin riti" the i-oul famine. Plng-Ponglet for Flatlet i "Yea, ma'am," anys the aalealudy; I "thla la the new nme of ptnK pom;- - f lot." I "Hut It la ao very little." odjm ta liie f cUHlomer. "It liaika like a toy." "It la quite popular." rioelaree the t aaloalatly. "Ii la a mlniKturc ol iho 1 other fiamn, nnd In eHlKtlHlly teaif.-ii- to be play... I lu a Hut." J jilne. I |