Show A nluppolatid Hm c lion much doc the government at tow mer sale a citizen to the Income tax collector i 1our thousand dollar laid the official of-ficial I Here It I n statement of my Income then sod he handed a paper to Unite r Jt i barns representative nlio looked at It and then otterted with some warmth of feelings Iou I-ou hare no occasion to Ole thl It shows an Income 1 of only SIJuU You I I dont need to tile a statement nutria your Income la I 3X or Inure I Didnt you say to law allowed me S 10007 Yes YeWell I Well my Income was 1100 and 1 flta the statement so that the government govern-ment ran glee me the difference which I flpnre out to lie S2tlW When do 1 get It After much expostulation the citizen waaled out Into the cool lrIltt burg Chronicle Iho Csbbys VV > II A IMlaclelphla cabby delivers himself him-self of this bit of philosophy DoLe Do-Le ll aint aa black a > lies painted ana an-a woman aint nlwnvnas blond sashes bleached alb cab rivers hat do reputation repu-tation of doln everybody but nobody dont know how often we Rita done up ourteltev An data straight mat Why only last neck two ladles done me up I out of six hour Id been drlfln em about town nil night About trca oclock In da inornln they stops me In trout of a little trI nn tolls me to wait while they Rom In lo make a call on a lady fren I was a little booty myself about that time an I waited an boor ace how up Navr1 Mllflo 1111 She Until Thai lead to health I aro marked In Ih memory of those ohio at ztuloe stsRes sod rallentlT hire hn tond lLlther LT I lliilellrr Pton cli lilllir ratrntnua Illaiy uinMmin lier erTittlu ihruirniT lt IheiyoktirililliraM Vislsrlal I klilnrr rl en matte and all I lotus truiil le runttliiiilon and WIla WI IW oil ne litLntlirlr < liii i le I Inlunt medcloe 10 nwrlr4 to fur lisle nr adluUon An Inesreunmute Inlrrupllon rise hand which ntlcmpu to atrllci I tlt u < now said Want Iolltlcui ns lien lie-n nd his arm dcllnutly over then ttmblnge is l the mino hand which perpetrated the crime of 1S73 lef I beg your ol pinion mid I n prlTale citizen In tho nuillencr bill wOllld you mind Idling what was thin crime ot 1S71Cut Cut thaI man out sold the orator abruptly after n few momenta awkward awk-ward hesitation we cant have the meeting Interrupted by malicious coo talcs Chicago Record rrr Inilralilr Washington blur You have brought neww sunthlno lulu my life ha surd rapturously Do ton mean thai also ashed timIdly tim-Idly Of course I mean IL Can you doubt mo1 meOh of course know you vvoldnt Intentlally misrepresent lint you Icnovv n young man ko often tlilnka n girl has brought sunshine Into hula life when In reality Ita only moonshine ItAl11R CTAIlln cum lea Iltgad I end I taken InltnII soil act dlII upon lbw tueJndlnurnuosurtareof thesatun Neal leillmonltN trrr hold lijf Druiifmi fat fa-t J tall 5Ia II CO Tropes lulcdo O 77e word one i no man a living who 1s nol eiplot 10 wok font WEGIVE GIVE AWAY < Absolutely free of cost for a LIMlTI Tina ONLY The retptesconmlon eenw akdlol At Irot ltnd vlwr 1 ny ltS liner ylit Chlel Conullln I i tayiclao loll IIIuIlJ hotel and huritino 101110 1lTal 0loot 01 nice hose Surge ages nod loo tutored sod ostler Iliuelrs hl l r c one In siren rn per raven Io any one seudrng f elute on nt slaws lr L l6a = eolyey senor and poto Re Over z of tub ro 1 ly Uator ho ok cones 1IIrI Ji sau ph suit q dull b i i 9 disregu anI I lee u 51tes Alice win amp ao 5 lhb 1 COlIlo WOL VUNUIIY Dtcn 1001 AATlO Na UJ thin Greet 8 ktaaaln N v a n + ARl cna aJ NAI 1 OALt1AM war 1 ales e dl 0 row 5roa1 Ilr lUl to alr oey i Ztpy11ltltIN ENSIO1 1 G Yl 0i1Yrellingon ne 8 0 Wll l Pro 1S t oa Clnlmn 8ttc r mr k LurOW Ijtfn ou la lluJrespaA lm ellrIW t 11 1 I UlJllhnJ IMI3 then tuswetlnRdrerltstmeal linal goutloil 111 epee w e Al Aa O elA ant IIe GIs era kranrrla j l Highest of all in leavening strength UlestUSCOTFosJHipcrt R oV l Baking I U Powder ABsOIVTEIY PURE a Economy requires that in every receipt calling for baking powder the Royal shall be used It will go further and make the food lighter sweeter of finer flavor more digestible and wholesome SIOYAI siKiNO rowocn co 101 WAIL IT SlEW YORK Tobacco Dtttroyi Vititily Nerves galem e < < 1 hr nlcotlne tness loot 1 boW weiris or s and LO I 11 on lack stet rilift uwTrou ohrota site nit lO11 Ito Tut > af o In tae mnt of nwfiv n ImiKiirat I n nip torn std NuToll icutniHUW mIA tnat J IP will hake cun wrou sal bopw IA moro wnvi Un oloIVMi cwtran Iced toJ rnld hjf Hivgi ajry ltn runic ruled lIo iTulMrtHihui r Hwokv Yer II to Away AddrvM 8ttitui2 Itwwly Ctf tine idler LlikMo Tin huh un > Idea loslil MI < 1 Mr Jaaon stopping on the corner and turning to got iinother look at the young woman pausing by Kimlnjll girl with them tlccfrnun Inuit bo nigh the Mino aa tuunollni into n clnuhnm annbtmnot like a follow fol-low had tii do when I was a boy In dlann > olla niirnal 5tlaer wba hors 3rd 1551 stn per Tonle 1 1 rerll 1 ao be R sweJksrakr11 010 rrr harm el 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