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Show the times It r. M Pc us i bo Compabt. rMMA k dlur ul Mihih, Tea Timm COALVILLE, 5 UTAH. ,L.is:aa At pyrotechnical talker Got. berson rivals the prize fighters. Cul- Aa advertiser should possess bttslacs tt along with liter ary ability. ; 5000 SHORT STORIES FOR THE OLD "HEROES, nw 0ry Major' rack Military ild Uamde'a Be placated. awect. Bar- Would JNt Ho ptoeotod. General - John Bankhead Magrudef will be remembered by tb eld officer of the army aa a great bon vlvant, a vM MtoUooot Datto WTaald So J-- B ing hia knife. chair, T fatalitiesnum-be- r Brookins's trolley-ca- r 118, with oae or two days records yet to be tabulated. - ! And abating a slice from hia " The hash tnark.et.ia looking up. potatoes are but IS cents a bushel in Michigan. Let Mr, Cleveland remember the popular tendency la ail branches of literature and make hia message short and aiang AAL. yea," said the Major, unfold- Th toarrylng of Chicago eouples la Milwaukee continues epidemic. 2$ term the rouse. If he la put into the guard rooty be goes to tbe clink, and if he gets cells he Is said to have got hi hair clipped, Hia sword la hia cheese knife, and awprd exercise la wind site ing. Biding drill la bumping drill and physical drill la monkey motions CORNER. VETERANS from n famly of purty loaf life The longest, I reckon, round byar. came My granfatber lived to mighty old age He died at twoJiundred an four Gut the Major stopped short in hit yarn The new woman is not having everyat this stage. thing her owa way, for the woman For the Judge entered In at the door. train robber was captured by a horrid man detective. .Vow, Major, the Judge very gravely remarked, Tbe Interesting news comet from "I knew your grandfather well; Tendon that the prince of Wales thinks when his that Dunraven was hasty, ilia yacht He was just eighty-thrwasnt, however. spirit embarked FofJhat bourne where the good And now chemist comes forward spirits dwell. who aseures ns that he can condense a steer into spill box. Heavens! Have For a moment the Major had nothing to we reached tae steer ago! say, But finally rose to hia feet; WomeA not only have the privilege ot He died at two hundred and tour voting in New Zealand, but of being Broadway hanged. The new woman business, carthe Judge moseyed up and stood Then ried to ita logical conclusions, 1 not treat wholly Inviting. - - Military Bcrrke ttalUMHi. The underground trolley will not give Balloon for warfare are a feature of us nearly so much excitement as the np to date modern improvement. The overhead wire, but it will make us feel big European armies have a tbat the terms of our least of life aro balloon, corp, and it i InterA little stronger. esting to know that Uncle Gam is doing same line. Tbat this We aro very sadly disappointed In something Jn the Anna Gould Castellane, The cable say a government la Interested In the air science is shown by the experitbat both Castellane and bis wife are fights ofnot at the Weather Buments, happy and contented.' Something reau, but inonly the Signal Service. Out ought to ho done. West, at a fort near Denver, the govIt it perhaps fortunate that no na- ernment has a balloon in the course of tional platforms are to he constructed construction Which la to be uaqd aa an this year. Both the great parties might aid In war. .The shape la that of an e will he expected to commit themselves on ordinary balloon, but a drag-ropconnect with the It ground. It will the bloomer topic. carry several officers, whose work will to watch tb enemys movements, he Should Miss Bonner, the feminine the disposition and strength of study be n take to ciephunt, permitted to make photographs of the bis forces, wri le in N York, It is to be .possible. bu;u- -i rtw-t- re w - Hf not-d- m allowed fielAJWljrelAlLlnformaUotttelephone-telegrapAn Instrument called the to ie at her l). amors. will ho taken In this balloon, With 2 .600 dkmtigct to pay and a and by mean of tbe wire, a conversautt for $1,2)0 attorneys fees, the St, tion can be carried on between tbe oe ante of the basket and the general Louie' landlord who stole a kiss from a the- - field below. Telegraphing can fair tenant will perhaps Hod himself In a mood something akin to repentalso 1 done by tbe tame Instrument, ance. whirl, has recently been perfected by aa ofii er of tbla branch of the govern. Bicycles are used by the Mora, out of the f 1, 19, 000 paid on hit ment rer claim by Spain, has got to disburse 40 Signal Sen Ice men and on a coil of tho per cent to lawyers, lobbyist, and wheel tbe wire U run and paid out ha claim agent. Hes a lucky ebap not h tho machine progresses. Thus, wh n come out of tho affair In debt to hia the balloon ha started up, the officer on the wheel rushes to the tent of tbe coadjutors. General and the telephone wire la cur Quite a number of British literati tied aloug and let out till the tent la had proposed to lecture la the United reached. This work make direct com States; but Conan Doyle failure here mnnication between the effleeta on the ha induced them to reconsider their field and the man In tbe air, who from determination. Thank heaven for hia station baa a complete view of the Conan Doyle! enemy and can thus give important In formation to hia superiors. The GenA young man who recently kissed eral commanding thus gives hia orders - veveral Boston girls on the street, and from absolute knowledge of the enemys against their will, has been adjudged strength, and the disposition of hit Insane, It 1 thought the poor fellow men. This will be of incalculable value had been prostrated by the heat and to the mode ot fighting in the future. wanted to cool off. The balloon, ot course, is not designed to fight, but to be watch-do- g and keep A local hypnotist In the territorial a abarp eye on the enemy. In the event m hoot reform in Galt Lake haa begun of a shot from the foe, the balloon would series of experiments looking to the be so high up aa to make Ita effect un cure of kleptomania and kindred mencertain. But even If It were struck tal disease In children by hypnotism. there Is attached to the top a parachute, Good advice and a hickory switch which would enable the officer to demight be substituted for the hypnotic scend safely Into their own camp. This passes. parachute la part of the silken web of the balloon woven into the, ton When the pension authorities It la always spread and ready for action, a pension It Ghould eidca to award a a shot pierce the the silk should break tbe news to him gently. would collapse, but the bag frame upper so not a are The eld boy rugged they which la already a parachute, would used to be. A veteran at SL Joseph, simply let the car alowly down to the Mich., who was informed a few day earth. The French Government is said nine that be had been awarded a pen. to have a fine balloon buil( tor use in aioo, dropped dead. war. It Is kept In a large garden, and no on is Allowed to see it, nor has any Tbe Brush Electric Company recentdrawing been made or photograph ly bad a bill of 163,000 to collect in the taken. It la ateered as readily as a ship. East Indies, Tbe consular official of It 1 expected that it will be on exhibi"Thin country did nothing, and the claim tion In the Fair in coming World waa finally collected by an English Paris, The French balloon la said to be to have a , lawyer after he had threatened d envelope, within which an English war ship to go to the scene. la the gaa and a small bag,' which I to Our consular service need looking afpumped full of air. - An electric ter in that part of the world. motor drive In the rear a screw propeller. it is said that the ship will be Albert Swan, of Elliott county, Ky. able to make a speed of at least twenty-fiv- e sudand hia divorced wife, Susan, have miles an hour. denly become famous. Ten year! ago Mrs. Swan eloped with Dr, Wlndell. of tkc Harrarka. Swan and Mrs. Wlndell got divorces The British soldier use a vernacular and married. Wlndell died in Kansas. of hia own, which must appear strange Mr. Swan returned to Elliott county For Instance, he calls his and her furmer husband fell In love bed cot the doss, and when he retires to with her again. The second Mra. Swan he goes bed filling. Hi food ha curthen got a divorce and now Swan and it ious name. Bread 1 rooty, and pudSusan have been overdo Jeffersonville, with ralsina is known a spotted lad., bud bad tbe knot properly tied ding When be Is only supplied with do a no Who Is such thti again. and tea for breakfast, he say be bread thing as second love? ) haa alingera. The gray-bac- k hi An Illinois farmer will send to the shirt, presumably from Its color. Jack-boo- ts are John shoes, and a helmet Is a At. sola exposition, a vine 123 war hab Kit Inspection once a month n twenty-sevepumplong on which are be calls rag fair. The sergeant major kins. If only they were watermelon this in StMl! would be sufficient to Is the bloke, tbe quartermaster sc., stretch on eternal bond of sjmpathy geant the quarter bloke, a shoeing smith is shocy," the tailor atltchy, or between north and south. snip, and a sergeant is No. 1. The The misting link discovered by an medical staff corps are poultice wallahs Dtntr-- p'ofo.ir turns out tote or linseed lancers, and whatever drugs the skeleton cf a nfiatlecuth tentury fre receives from the dock or hospital mm, ley once the pet of tome cowboy. be call black strap. If be thinks u The Denver professor now has the op- chum it exaggerating chanting hia portunity to ind'dte in large refiett arm he calls It he whistle, and that shut the romancer up. The reveille L he tho ghlv. ee hi-cy- - M-- de-m- an cigar-shape- I - t Sla i i dashing soldier and a polished soeief man. Prince John, aa be waa calki while not afraid of field service, relaying a nice, soft station Immensely particularly in Washington, and such' waa bis charming manner, brilll1 record and personal influence tbat M waa more than a match for a callo Secretary of War, He once told me f a characteristic Interview be had with Jefferson Da via while Da via waa Secretary of War, Said Prince John; I had been in Washington nearly U winter, and was anxious to be assigned to duty here, when down earn an order for me to report at some outlandish, post In the Weak I went to tho War Department and sent In my card to the Secretary, and waa Immediately ushered Into- hi room. Mr, Davis waa sitting bolt up right St bs desk looking cool and Impassive, not to aay unapproachable. Good morning, Mr. Secretary? said I. Good morning. Captain Magruder? said he. - I thought that before requesting a change In my order I would try and thaw blm out a b't, and so, after a few general remarks, began thus: 'When I waa In Paris, Mr. Secretary, last year I waa thrown a great deal with the officers of the French army, saw several review and waa. greatly Impressed with th kindly feeling and admiration they expressed toward the United State, and when I was presented at court the Emperor Captain Magruder, said he, 1 despise th French. Then he begin to look over some paper. T saw It waa no good trying to work French reminiscences, to I began again; . When I waa on the frontier of Canada some years ago I waa very handsomely entertained by the officer of tho English garrison. The regiment plate, priceless In value and association, was brought, and the dinner wa one of the moat recherche affairs I ever sat down to, Tb menu waa Captain Magruder. I loath the English, said he. By thla time I was somewhat rattled, and began to fear it was no use; that Infernal order would stick. Now, Davis and I bad been at West Point together and lu tbe Moxtcan waf, so I thought I would make one mor effort In the way of polite conversation. When we were cadets It West Point, Mr. Secretary . , You have - received yosn orders from this department, hava you not, . . Captain Magruder? Yes, Mr. Secretary1; hut, by tbe way, do you remember the day in Mex ico. Just before Buena Vista, when my battery waa passing your regiment, you called out to me Good morning. Captain Magrudef. Upon your arrival at your post please report, the fact at once to this department. "Then I got up! We exchanged bows, and 1 weat out of that room route step. Davis never did like me, and no amount of --amir fair on my part could ever aake him unbend for a moment He was like that from cadet to the end of Ms Presidency of the Confederacy.. f i: I h, - I kmitn'i Hand. liter Bayard Taylor came on from his heme Is Kennett and took With the w an apartment In East Twelfth street, and once a wek Mra. Taylor and he received all their friend there, with a simple and dimming hospitality. There waa another htuse which waa much resorted lo the louse of James Lerrimer Graham, afterward at Florence, whew he died, I had made hia acquaintance at Venice three year before, and I am In for my share of that love for literary men which all their perversities could not extinguish in him. It wis a veritable passion, which I used to think he could not have felt If he had Men a literary mm himself. There wre delightful dinners at his bouse, where the wit of the Stoddards shone, and Taylor beamed with and overflowed with Invention; and Huntington, long Pari correspondent of the Tribune, humorously tried to talk himself into the resolution of spending the rest of hi life In hie own country. There was one evening when C. P.Uranch, always of a most pensive presence and aspect, sang the moat kllltngiy comic togg,. there waa another evening whea, fter we all went Into the library, something tragical happened. Edwin Booth wa one of our number, gentle, rather silent person in company, or with jeast little social lnHiatlrerwhff.wshlg fate would, went up to tho cast of a nuge band that lay upon one of the shelves. Whose hand iathle, Lorry?? be asked our host a he took it np and turned it over In both of his had, is.. Graham feigned not to hear, sad Booth asked band i this? sgainWbe Then there was tothfng for Graham but to say, It s Lincoln's hand," and tbe man for whom It meant such unspeakable things put it joftly down without a Consul-Gener- al ip word. t- tlr - ?,urln h of on r.dlana regiments verychaplain often preached to the bo fr8ni the text, If God be with us, whs ran be against ns? This wa so ott repeated that one of the h M Iranian JKS X' know. sor. r,. Ka,: r, the devil and Jiff Davis. . ' jU- - . f stwkr ! . MOON AT CLOSE RANGE TWO-HANDE- AS Style of Haying W kkh StakM kwk l.lka tho Ordinary Com WONDERFUL INSTRUMENT WILL LIMN HER FIGURE, tor la And Lot If tole Jlaa Any Queer ea Her A Jraiirhmaaa Hope Magnified Shell See "7 Be .Realised. WHIST. D It Two- - handed whist is being played at some clubs and private parties, and a variation haa been introduced vbich make it resemble more than ever the d game and has Ini regular fused new Interest in IL As has been before explained la The Tribune, tbe game Is played by dealing To each of tbe two players one halt of the cards, on at a time, aa In the regular game. The cards aye then placed on the table, la piles of Awe, so that each player haa thirteen piles. The top card of each pile Is turned up at the beginning of the game. This leaves thirteen cards In each - hand exposed. Alay begin r, with the wjm plays one of his exposed cards, ajnL as soon as the trick is taken, hpturns up the card that was beneath it. In this way all the cards are finally exposed and Played. A two card make a trick, We I'm-yl-e four-hande- May OT only to-dbut In all ages men have been anxiously ' endeavoring to solve the mystery of the moon. The ancients made ber their goddess, ttud entered upon no new .undertakings without first asking her advice and consulting the probabilities of the Influence with which even many tricks there ar naturally twenty-si- x upersUtioug persons endow her. The lens has long been regarded as in tJL thirteen of which It takes to the means by which we will be en- make a boottyufter scoring which every abled, If at nil, to study the moons ,Trick counts one point Thus, while it mysteries, Tbe only question bas been is possible to make thirteen points la how to make a lena large enough It One deal. It Is also possible to have no seems to have been recognized that count whatever, and In actual play It there la a limit to what may be called frequently happens that neither player the carrying power of a lens, Alvin makes a point in a particular deaL The Clark, of Cambridge, la the man who variation of the game is to arrange tbe make big lenses, and he has about cards as before described, when the reached hia limit begins the play. As soon as has he the play, he turns up and made Two of these are in the great Chicago telescope, and exposes the card which was covered by the card played. The other player two more are about to be set In the rethen likewise exposes tbe cently mounted telescope in the Paris card plays and Tho first player then uncovered. A M, French Observatory. scientist on the name trick, card plays another Delonele, p eposes to use these lenses of the card unface the again exposing ' for a novel purpose. Tbe plan la aatd to derneath tha onqplayed, if there be be more than three-fourt- h realized. It one, and the Second player bas the last will require glasses of over forty-nin- e of course, makes only thirThis, play. inches In diameter. A famous French teen and the regular rules of Is at work on, these glasses whist tricks, in counting the points. govern for an Instrument which M. Delonele The chief recommendation of tbe game calls the slderostat is. of course, that It Is played by two With this M. Delonele hopes to In- persons, and makes an Interesting pasterview the moon and to establish once time, There Is more of an element of for all whether that Interesting and chance in It than there Is In the regu- planet Is Inhabited. It lar game, as, naturally, it is Impossiwill tell us whether th moon has cities, ble to tell the location of the cards monuments and larger buildings and turned down Until they are exposed bo ay non-deale- to-d- ay er non-deal- record-breaklngjsns- lens-mak- er much-discuss- ed kJ r MinUter muting nn InUli Art Those who know only th finished miniatere. and have no acquaintance with the method of ita product), canit reprenot conceive of the labor sents. Each of the tiay masterpieeen these ornaments with human identification -- these concentrated expression of pictorial nrt stands for more toil, of a peculiarly Exacting sort, than the some of largest cany. The brushes, them containing scarcely half a dozen hairs, make strokes so fine that most of be done under a the painting must magnifying glass. m And th touches on the frail bit of Ivory must be ns jmer-no- g aa they are light- - for the mistake may- - destroy tne eharaeterwtia trunslucence that constitutes- th miniature greatest charm. tbt 7 e s Appropriate to the election season it an, article written by Mr. Edward J. McDermott of Louisville, for tbeOcto-b- er number of tbe Century, entitled Fun on tbe Stump; Humor Of Foht- Mr. ical Campaigning in Kentucky. McDermott baa gathered dotes of amusing experiences at th polls, but he laments the decline ot public speaking, which hee declare ia standby no means up to th ard in Kentucky. r old-tim- pan lei Booass Cea. The gnn of Daniel Boone baa beet taken to Charleston, W. Va., and it ia said to be still capable of good execution. It stock and barrel are fire feet long and it carries an ounce balL It is a flintlock, of course. The gun baa been In th family of Nathan .Boon Van Bibber, back in the wilds of Nicholas county. Matthias Tice Van Bibber received the gun.from bis friend Boone and be carried It at the battle of Point Pleasant in 1774 and through the war of 1813. The original powder horn and ballet moulds are with the gun. Matthias Van Bibber left these relic to Capt. C. R. Van Bibber, who left them to his son, Nathan Boone Van Bibber, the present owner. New York Sun. It .'.2k Will Pay. To make some provision for your physical health at this season, because a cold or cough, an attack of pneumonia or typhoid fever may now make you an invalid all winter. First of all be sure that your blood U pure, for health depends upon pure blood. A few bottles of Hoods Sarsaparilla will be a paying investment now. It will give you pure, rich blood and invigorate your whole system. Hoods Sarsaparilla Is the One True f EM1 V, Ift miner Rea. ii Mr. Knecr iwho is reading a magamust have had zine artirle)--Th- ey some pretty tough tunes in Richmond This author --ways during the war. boots cost 1150 a pair, blankets 200, a good horse $800, a cow $950, coffee $25 a pound, tea $100 and- j did What bonnets Mrs. Koeer cost? Let me see. Yes, here Mr. Kneer It is. A plain black velvet bonnet sold for $175. Mrs. Kneer "And yet you made an awful fuss when I wanted to buy A bonnet the other day for only $38. W m wan may pray without ceasing, but If be doesnt pay without ceasing. , , It wont amount to much, A -, kl HIGHEST AWARD. ' A BY WHICH WE SHALL BE ABLE PEOPLE IN THE. MOON. also explain Its signals to us, jf it has any. Says a French writer of It; The invention Is an ingenious one end demands for Its perfection a man, eon- vlneed he Is right, having, so lo speak, plenty of pluck. It la the natural outcome ! all that haa gone before, from Melius to Mantois; but It belongs especially to tbe particular genius of its suthor, because no one before him, not even the most learned astronomers, bad dared to imagine so strange and yet so useful an Instrument for stellar observation. It is the cannon of 103 tons, the Eiffel Tower, tha Great Eastern of optics. The Slderostat surpasses anything of its kind. It does not even bear any resemblance to existing telescopes. The spectators will stand and it will lie, pointing Its long horizontal tunnel at a mirror fourteen Inches In thickness and weighing 13,000 pounds. The image of the satellite will be reflected, and coming out of the ocular will be projected on a screen upon which two, three, five hundred spectator may see the moon. A magnifying glass will enlarge the Image to enormous proportion and a very delicate mechanical contrivance will set the mirror In motion, so that it will follow the Apparent movements of the planet The scheme will be gigantic; it will truly be Twentieth Century? The question arise among the doubtful; Will it be practical? Alter alt, negat alter! Unfortunately Mme. Moon, the in dispensable prims donna of this lunar theater, often disappoints us. In the first place, there will be many evenings when, following In the footsteps of her capricious human sisters, she will decline to come forth from the shadows of her cloudy boudofi'. Photography may be brought Into requlsitlon.-and- , like the understudies on the real stage, take the role of the sulktng prima donna. Inwhfcb case the slderostat will be vulgarized to the mean part of a huge magic lantern, which misfortune, for the sake of science, it Is to be hoped will never transpire. tMtew- miM, Dilfa llUSuv. Aii urui.'.u-- . a. veivwaakkeM-inWorlds Fair I A .4.. THE S1DEROSTAT IlnnHo3 IIOOU v.x6 Blood Purifier. SEE THE Tty it when the digestion is WEAK and no FOOD seems, to nourish. Tryit wf, seems Impossible to view, and In the American game of whist good players soon discover the presence of the principal cards In the hands of their partners and their opponents. In spite of this uncertainty. there 1b Always a chanee for consider- able headwork and often for keep FOOD the stomach! ed and brilliant Sold by DRUGGISTS EVERYWHERE I John Carle A Son- -, New York, plays. MMMlWMWMMWMIlWMln As Awful Ordeal. I have come this evening, Alls Mil dred, began the youth, fingering hh hat nervously and clearing his throat to ask you that Is He cleared his throat again, swallowed a lump that seemed to go down hard, and resumed; I came thla evening to tell you. Miss Mildred, that hm that whether I hm --ever come again or not will depend on your reply to what I to what I came to say this evening. Why, Mr, Bpoopamore, said the young lady, what can you mean? -- "I mean, MlsF BUliwink Mlsa that tha time has coma-whj can no longer hm can no longer pro tend to hide from myself the knowledge that I hm have become too deeply Interested In you to endure the thought that some other man hm ahem some other man may win the prize on which I have set my heart. His voice was growing more husky, M1J-dr- PROFITABLE DAIRY WORK Can only be accomplished with the very best of tool Mid appliances. With a Davis Cream Eepa-- f mtor on th am you are lure of more and better butter, while th skimmed milk Is aval-Fanne- rs liable feed, will make no ml. take to get s Davis. Neat, Illustrated nuta DAVIS ft MAXUEXir catalogue mailed BLDG, Agents sran ted ft KFQ. CO. Cor. Randolph A Osarbora Sis Chicago. WELL MAGHItiERY ed aa but he went on: I feel that I am laboring under & disadvantage. Miss Mildred, and yet hm if you knew the strength of the hm of the feeling that moves me that compels me, I might say, to run the risk of hm of seeming to be In too big a hurry, you would understand why I have come to say hm to say what I have come to say this evening. Hm. Dont you think. Mr. Spoonamore Miss Mildred, a man In my condition doesnt think! He cant think. He can only hm he can only feeLg That Is hro what ails me, It you would would only hm help me out Traveling in America. The London newspapers, since the Seaford disaster, have actually discovered that some sort of traveling In America is superior to the medieval derices employed In England. Says one of "them lately: The night boats by Calais are wholly and gratuitously abominable. Why does the British public stand it? Tbe American who travels by Short boat routes Insists upon a floating palace, and he gets it How long are we to wait for like Improvements in the Channel crossing? 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