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Show MAN MUST DECLARE REASON I Writer Aiserts That When Husband Tires of Wife He Should Demand De-mand Separation. When, In the course of human events, It becomes necossary for on man to dlnsolve the domestic bands which have conuected him with a woman and to assume among his peers of the earth the separate and equal station to which the laws of Nu-ture Nu-ture aDd of Nature's God entitle him, ' a decent respect for the opinions of mankind requires that he should declare de-clare the causes which impel him to the separation All husbands were created equal; their inequality comes from the difference dif-ference in the respective abilities of their wives A Just recard, therefore, for the feeling of mankind requires that they should be permitted to love something And if it is no longer In terestlng and expedient for them to love their wives, then we hold that they are entitled to break loose In manner hereinafter tc be determined All those in favor please say aye; contrary no The ayes have It and we will now proceed to the business In hand Life no Why She Knew. Little Mary s Sunday school teacher had Just showed her the beautiful picture pic-ture of Christ before Pilate "How do you know it is Trist?" the little one asked "By the sv et, tender look upon his face and the crown of thorns upon his head." the teacher explained. A few days later Mary found the same picture In the famllv Bible, and, taking It to her mother, she said: "Mamma, thi6 is the picture of j TrUt." How do you know It Is a picture of Christ?" the mother asked ' Taws he has a sweet look on his face and a trown of hornets on his head," Mary replied confidently. Why Clocks Get Cut of Order The reason why mantelpiece clocks BO often got out of order Is so obious that it is strange that attention to It has not been drawn before. A Lon don clockmaker said "It is because mantelpieces are rarel) level. If a clock meant for a mantelpiece Is not placed In an exactly horizontal position It Is sure to go wrong. When the clock gains or loses because of Its stlantlng position, people peo-ple regularly move the hands forward or backward, as the case may be, In order to adjust it Eventually the clock's hands are moved about so much that the mechanism gets out of order and the clock refuses even to tick. "Watches and traveling clocks are constructed differently from the stationary sta-tionary clock, and they will go In any position That Is 'hy they are rolled upon more than the ornamental mantelpiece man-telpiece clock." Last Worko of Great Composers. It Is curious how the grat composers com-posers of opera have turned their attention at-tention to religion at the end of their careers. The last work of Wagner, "Parsifal," though a "music drama," Is a work of decidedly religious import im-port Mozart's last, and perhaps greatest work was a "Requiem.'" Verdi also completed his career as a composer com-poser by writing a "Requiem" of mar veious beauty Even the frivolous Rossini turned his attention to rell glous matters, and his last work was the "Stabat Mater." Knew Hl3 Business, Dick and Jimmv were visiting their grandmother, who spoils tbem, as all grandmothers will. One night they were saying their prayers, and little Jimmy vociferated his petitions to the heavenly throne In a voice that could be he;ird a mile away He was telling tho divine Providence what he wanted for Christmas and this enthusiasm In the cause got on his brother's nerves "What aro you praying for Christmas presents so loud for1 1 Interrupted Dick "Th" Lord ain't deaf." 'No," whispered Jimmy "but grandma is." Lazy "He was very' 'az'. MjJ, Perkins." said old Mrs. Jones. I must say my first husband was a very lazy man." "How lazy was be'"' I asked. "Well, he was so lazy, Eli. Mr. Jones was so lazy, that he wouldn't shovel a path to the front gate." "How did he get the path broken out1' I asked. "Oh, he U9ed to lay on the lounge and pinch the baby's ear with tho nippers until the neighbors came rush i ing in to tread down the snow " Ell Perkins. Avoiding the Issue. Gloom in the law oQlce of Piatt & Jones was thick enough to cut. Clients wore unknown, and neither of Hie partners had an) ready money. Never-I Never-I thelcss, at the close of dav, Jones, (fhq was young and audacious, approached I the seDlor member of the firm, who I was working out au imaginary case. 'I say," he began QOrvlly, "lend me five for a week, old man." The other shook his head, without i looking up :"' might do It for a weak old woman," be said, "but not for a weak old man." Youth's Comrjanion. "Shadow Tag " I One of the prettiest panics for young children to play out of doors Is "shad- ow tag ' a chii only be played on a sunshiny d.i ujien shadows form plainly. Tag is played Id the usual way, ex 1 ccpt that the girl who Is counted "out" must Jump on the shadow of one of ! the players and at the same time call her name The youngster whose ! shadow Is stepped uiKin thereupon t-conieB t-conieB "It " Makes All the Difference. Teacher "Now. David, cau you tell ! mo what 'Dr' stands for?" David (aged seven) "It depends on whether It is before or after a man'a name." Ought to Be, Anyhow At dinner Mollie gazed for a long time at a bachelor guest, and then exclaimed: ex-claimed: "Mother, what Is an old bachelor?" A frown was the only reply. But a laugh burst forth from the assembled company when Mollie answered tho Question to suit herself. "Oh. I' know' An old bachelor is an old maid's husband!" Interest Ing. An Instrument resembling a watch has been Invented in Hungary whereby where-by it is possible Instantly to compute the Interest at any rate- on any given sum of money for any length ol timo. Football Not a Pigskin. That phrase so much used In tho football season, "chasing tho pigskin," involves a popular error. Tho football foot-ball Is not made of pigskin, but of the hide of tho calf or cow, and, for the cheaper variety, the skin of the sheep. Footballs of th ordinary grado aro mude in this country, but some of the finest, sold to those who are not particular par-ticular about price, are Imported from England, whore tho industry was an old ono before it wse started In America. Amer-ica. Read the Classified Ad- NOTICE. Tho regular annual meeting of the shareholders of The Ogden Savings Bunk will bo held at their Banking room in Ogden, on Tuesday. January 13th, 1914. at 11 00 a.m for tho purpose pur-pose of electing Directors to serve for the ensuing year aJid the transaction transac-tion of such other business a6 may properly come before tho meeting. Dated. Ogden, Utah, December 22nd, 1913 CHAS. H. BARTON, Cashier. STOCKHOLDERS MEETING. Notice is hereby glcn that tho annual an-nual meeting of the Stockholders ot the Ogden Bench ( anal and Water Companv will be held in the court house, on Monday. January 12, 1914, at 8 pm, for the purpose of hearing the financial report of the secretary and treasurer for the year 1913. the election of seven directors to serve lor the ensuing two years, and for the transaction of any other business that may properly come before the meeting. meet-ing. A T. WRIGHT, President. A D CHAMBERS, Secretary Dated, Ogden, Utah. Dec 26. 1913. NOTICE The regular annual meeting of tho 'hareholdere of the First National Bank of Ogden will be held at their Banking room at 2483 Washington avenue In Ogden. on Tuesday. January Janu-ary 13th, 1914, at 10:00 a.m. for the purpose of electing Dlrectora to ser-.o lor the ensuing year and the tran.-ac-tlon of such other business as may properly come before the meetiug Dated, Ogden. Utah, December 22nd JOHN PINGREE, Cashier STOCKHOLDERS MEETING. Notice is hereby given that the regular annual meeting of the Stock l,o'ders of the Int.T-.Mountaln Fair Association will be held in the Lourt Room Weber County Court House at 2 pm Januars 17th. 1914. for th.- pur pose of electing officers and consider- ! i,1K bids for the sale of the property of tb AasoolaUon, and any other business which may regularly come before the stockholders. GEO D. FOLK MAN, Secretary'-December Secretary'-December 2fi. 1913. From a Teacher's Collection. Fay camo tardy to school oue morn ing. but her eyes were shining aDd her cheeks glowed as she rushed to the I teacher to explain. "The stork brought a baby brother to our home ls?t night and of course mother's better bet-ter new th.nt she has a little boy. 'cnuRO sho always wanted one. The doctor weDt out In the alley and met the stoTk and ho givod It to him. Now we havo two babies; one's a year old and the other is I don't know how ' old the other la, but I'll ask " Literary Noto. "Talk about genius not being recognized." recog-nized." says a Georgia editor. "We once treated an author to a haircut-even haircut-even though bo didn't have quite enough to stuff a mattress." Atlanta Constitution. Reud tho Classified Ads. Intorcstlng Origin. fl In England money g characterized (H ' by the word "sterling," because In H tho time of Richard Coeur de Lion fl money coined in the eastern part of fl Germany became, on account of Its H purity, In especial request In England, fl and was called Easterllng money, aa fl all the inhabit-in' ot that part o! fl Germany were called Easterllngs. fl Soon after that time some of those fl people who were skilled in coining H ere sent for and went to Londoa to H briof? the cola to perfection IX fl That was the foundation of the fl practice of designating Engllot fl amounts "sterling." H oo H Proving Daughter's Innocence. H Ida Black had retired from tho moil fl select colored circles for a brief space fl on account of a slight difficulty con- fl n-cted with a gentleman's poultr? fl a-d. Her mother was being consoled fl by a white friend. fl "Why, Aunt Esther, 1 was mighty sorry to hear about Ida " fl "Marso John. Ida ain't nuwer tua fl dem chickens. Ida wouldn't do slch a jfl thing' Ida wouldn't demeango herse'f fl to rob nobody's ten roost and, any H ! waj, dem old chickens waxn't nothing fl t all but feathers when we picked H 'em "--Llpplncott's. ifl oo jfl Necks and Legs. jfl Naturalists assure us that, with a H ! Ow exceptions, there is a marked H equality between the lengths of the H aecks and of the legs of both birds H and quadrupeds. Whether they be loug or whether they be short is de- uM termined. It seems, chiefly by the man-ner man-ner In which the animal feeds. Croco- Miles, llza. .is and tish have practically oo necks Fowl6 that feed in the wa-tr wa-tr also offer an example of this cor-roepondence cor-roepondence between the members with the exception of swans and geese and some Indian birds, which gather H l (heir food from tho bottom of pool- fl i ind mu3t for that purpose have lon I.S necks while the short legs make It ' more convenient for them to swim. fl Harper's Weekly. 'PS Powen of Observation 119 Answering its own quesUon, "What rag do most people look at aa they walk mg through the streets?" the London Ijf Lancet says: The regrettable fact is Pj that tf a hundred persons who walked down Regent street were asked at Pie- jgfl cadtlly what they had been looking ati since they left Oxford Circus probably jffiW about ninety would reply-, Nothing la H. particular;' if they were truthful that V? is to say, which is hardly to be ex jd pected in so largo a proportion. jflfo "Ths ten most observant would, w fl imagine, all be women who had been mfr, looking m th shop windows." How Cat Caused Fire. fj A cat caused a fire in a dwelhng jnffl house at Fort Olaegow, (Renfrew), ra E" cently. A hot cinder fell on the cat Jfife lying In front of the hearth, Ths auU g mal darted under the bed. and the oim Eff der fell among some clothing and sef SHjjj the place on Are. ES |