Show J WITH W 1 TH SHEARS AND PASTE Hero of or the War I Among Senator wa there s one about a veteran on a 1 street car carThe carThe I The Thc veteran in all the panoply of his bis blue uniform brass buttons and white cotton colton gloves was on his way to a Fourth of July luly picnic on tho out outskirts outskirts skirts of oi the tho village A stranger boarded the car and tho the veteran leaning across his wife engaged the theman theman theman man in conversation CODel The Tho talk soon joon turned to warfare and the tho veteran said I I Yes Tes sir Ive seen I got this gash gah the check cheek at Chicka Chickamauga Chickamauga mauga My M stiff slit lag ICS by b o gosh comes com from froni a u ball bail in the knee Chancellors yule This thumb nail nali here bere was wat shot off oll at Gettysburg I lost tho the tip Lip of my mj ear at I I Dear me said tho the VV Interesting You seen hot fighting But tell me mg how dd did I I you get that long Ion V dent dont down the side of or four nose A cavalry charge engage engagement engagement ment oh eh L The Tho veteran ned and ignored the question to talk about tho the heat hent But Bu BuC his wife Go ou pil ll she sho VV said impatiently Tell Toll the th tb gentleman how bow you ou got the dent J our nose p TIu U shut up Hannah said sold the then n F I wont said the worn wom woman an au For it just about riles the tho skin off of me to hear you ou braggin and brag braggin braggin braggin gin about the marks you got In lii the war whilst you ou ont vont never open your our head hend about the finest and most mot noticeable mark of all tho one I gj ne c you rou with the tha fire Washing ton Star V V V When 0 O Henry Lost Prestige Once when exploring a factory factor dis district distrIct for story ston material 0 Henry Hem In Invited a l bright little girl to dine with him She accepted on op condition that she sh might bring a 11 friend along niong Dur During ing hig the dinner the writer sought Bought to tomake tomal make mal o his guests iu feel at ease easo by rest restIng restIng Ing Jn his hla English to the tho extent o c tent of using rising aint anti and oughter and a afew afew few other r popular of oC tho mother tongue tOD e eHe He We saw the little girl a f days later Inter laterI InterI I 1 was awful mortified that night she said You so GO cal before my mr lady friend Success Troubles of the Ancients Alexander Alexand r the Great was be because because cause caust there thore were no more moro worlds to But your our majesty cried his hie I courtiers have haw trouble enough I in benevolently assimilating tire the var yare loris ious peoples you ou have conquered on this planet Forcibly impressed with this idea which had not occurred to him Alex Alexander Alexander Alexander ander brightened up and ani began to lo lay let plans plan for Cor enlarging the tho regular army arm Chicago A Sly Suggestion They The had hilll reached the outer portals of or tho the front door and were vere then go Ing through the process precess of ot parting very cry vcr When I say goodnight to you OU this Mr do you think it would be proper for me to place one reverent kiss upon your our fair Calr hand 1 Well she ahe signed sighed softly as she ahe placed her hor head heid quietly on his shoal der del I should consider it decidedly out of place He Ho Would Stay y Bought i I A iest was expected for or dinner and anti Bobby had received 5 6 cents as I Ithe Ithe I the price of his hili silence allence during durin tho the I I meal He IVIC was y as ag quiet as 1 a l mouse V until discovering that his favorite I t dessert was nas being served he could I no longer curb his enthusiasm Ho HI drew the Ire coin from mm his pocket and j 3 rolling It u across the tho table lable exclaimed Heres Fleres your nickel mamma Id d rather talk Success At the Try What do you think of my dough douch nuts George Dear you ou are arc a Wonder V VV V Do you ou think th so 50 really lIng I I certainly do Scientists havo bao been beon tring Jl for yours to Produce ar Uncial nod here you do It the tho first rattle out of at V the box Hous ton Post |