Show I i il t no l 1 I t S 1 1 1 I I 1 ti titi ti l C 1 ti II III 8 Of I I I 0 p 0 a aI 1 I f I li II I o t l ti It I I A I DIY l lI I i j I Lt H HI I I I I I I I II I II II D I j I fi f I jj jI ji j I i F I I II II II Ir I 1 I I 7 I t lla r W tit titI I e R 1 x w wI I I ti r ry I I y 1 1 r I A t tI ji cr I 1 i ROMANCE RO Cg AND AD REALITY I I Kilty What lw I 1 HIP iIi Ill of oC your jour I I I Rh the Alps llos the title ot or t the tho Allar rles le the 1 t Johnn Composes tn My Sly Iy dear d nr teacher Ins has 1 me to tn write a composition on at Mr r Roosevelt In InI Inh h I t f Africa A n nil 1 I will sax Isay a Unit that he ht got cot tired I I I of oC hunting and I I 1 and went ont to io C k to hunt bout f f 1 with more morl less I Ie t lit will rill be he benL heI i I i i walking nL out some day and meet n lion 1100 I I The he lion will roar nod rail call nil out it W 1 i Who Cho lire ire you jou on anti s do 10 you r u t here herel d l l I J mi lIn Teddy r I am m after yourI 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told you You on bet bol on ou Bryan i 1 I did and have bavo followed mj my Butt But If It I I 1 haul I J ho hI now no Mn bo yia vs heard heird he In It when I 1 St n 1 they counted up lip the votes rotes Rut nil 1 I t you to bet brt b t that b h be would world be lat last fall No I 1 knew ho be he beThen Then when was It ItI I advised you jou ou sir Ir to bet het tnt If Mr r Bryan Brjan lived long lOll enough and ruin often ofton enough he ho would he bc elected President of the United States Statts Get the tho thins thing correct corro l sir Gr at And Ihl what good would It have hivo done tIone me to bet tiel lint way WU oven oen If It I 1 could hmo have placed one ouo Why 1 you yOM would something to look forward to lu In tho the dim future JOE JOD KERR d IH I i dull r 1 r YI Ire u m l Y V VI I F 1 t 1 i J I j t n Yao l I 1 1 g Cd CY e T l 1 n a tedor 1 r I my m will and I rna yen roo i I can tell IJ by AI C fen I of shin cloth I tor Cor that rul eul that you fOU paid nt at teats Ol 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AWFUL W WI PUL FUL I UI NAMES NAMIS I Wise 1 Ive TIco cot rot n a great scheme S in to n r t that Wise Start rt an al 11 trust lu In Russia Russin SHE WAS WISE yrs Mrs 18 B This magn WITH says that t n a Rood good cry Is II healthful Mn Mrs L W WAnd And Its UtI the th truth Mrs I MI B How do you know 7 M dt s W WA A good cry ery gained We tue a n two month sojourn at nt the tho seashore last sum Rum summer mer anti and JId I 1 came back like IILo n new woman wow 4 N Nr r o 4 poi lit 1 ri p n r t J s rT i t lt 1 l lG y I I G l lr r 1 r I t if r t r F ri it r I ONE O E CONSOL co CONSOLATION TION De D Quiz Did that graduate Ie ask ns k jou ou If It her lint bat was on nn straight De Whiz Yes 1 es It t was the only thins thing on earth I she II 0 know Ino WELT I G nUT BUT B UT V I v T I i n So you dont like Mr r Smith VIolot No o ho lie Is hi hivery very clumsy ally illy II 11 when V Y I 1 v la l 1 n n But ho Ito hoI moans menus well I Violet He lie U Is Isone one of Ihn who think drink It Ii matter how hol much I they do If IC they nay fay J Excuse E me A BIG Bir DIFFER DIFFERENCE ENCE I CE CETh The Th Dramatic J r n m n tl c Critics Is Miss Toot Foot tiles II t J really going colne to tor retire r e t Ire from Crom the stage The er No o obo bo only coins coing ou on oua oua ona a farewell tour lour HIS REASON nESON Tho The M Managing 1 a n n n p I In n c Editor What Will was Br fir u s I b e c n Pellette the artist kicking so NO strenuously about Art Critic In my m criticism of ot his bis hl new picture I said nl d be he was wasi wasa II a i deft colorist and the compositor made IDU C CIt It drift THERE ARE R OTHERS ItS Sho Did y roar o 0 a 0 r friend site suc succeed coed In br breaking his hiI terrible MinI drink habit IleNo Ho III No o The habit succeeded In break brenlIn lu In him I 7 I 1 o 11 tl lit 4 i w Rt IK V 1 rr s1 11 r J fI t T Bully Sport L t 1 t Lc r l I 4 e 7 J 1 f d r rv v T a 1 rM I 1 I rf Y YI I i t t rf tt C ft I II It t I L 1 THE TiTE FATEFUL BOOK Dorothy Fred Sweet pulled the tile petals of oC A n daisy for Grace Chance and nuJ It came curac out she alle loves toe inc I Mirlon And lilt dill she dio pluck i n dal daisy y for tor him 1 Dorothy Not ot exactly Stun Sho turned the leaves of Bradstreets and nn It came out oat oalI outI I love loe him not I Slue She F und Out i I Id Ill stop tor for Cor n minute and In tho price of she said to the grocer ns as n she Mho sat down her Iel Yes m three cents piece t Whist t that high It l Is II hilt bat we have protection for hit American raiser you jou ou know And how bow much for Cor n washboard to today day dij I Thirteen c reduced from Crom fifteen And 1111 makes me tint that sir Ir T The 1110 ho tariff lurid Oh Ob I ECO see And how much mach for Cor tn If Ie you ou Oll They Thoy Th are nrc up nr 11 0 A cents n a bushel Whist hilt but what makos lint t u t tI I 1 i c 14 SHE COULD SWIM Suburbanite about In the preen green water venter and soft mud Look here When Rhen I bought this lot hot I tell you fOU I 1 hid had Just JURt been married Iteal Honl Estate 10 You did sir Suburbanite Well do clo you JOU think this Is the proper place to bring a bride bilde 1111 11 e Real Estate I Agent I do rho sir I Bear you jou OU call her Duelle to two or three times Mmes t 1 1 t t tb b I 9 o r 4 l jr t t SAVE SA I JIM HIM TROUBLE The Tho Professor ou should study stu r harder and try tr to lake n degree decree The Tile Wn lc of time lime When pop POI dies lIei and I 1 Inherit Inh his hiI millions Ill endow n II thoy II give lc Ie mo moru degrees decrees I can cuu uc use II TWO STORIES The Burglar nur after atter giving his side of oC oCth the tho th case Yell that mv wr tile tale Magistrate No It An As you I 1 a second story man emu you jou OU will hear the r rent jt ut of It tomorrow tomono morning pacK Back to the Woods Wood I He TTe was only n a salesman r In n a manic store nt at IC Hj per and she the tho daughter of oC ofa n II but hut they loved loe l mid anti were engaged All II they th needed nt to clinch and lud make them thew happy was wash the h old aid mans consent Ho was v af not Dot n II hard old aid man mall anti he lie had once sold Eold sheet and pianos himself Tomorrow 1 evening you will with ask him murmured the air girl Irl HH ss sho she rolled tier her eyes lien I will replied Harry Barry as nut n n slight shiver parsed 11 over ocr himAt him At t sharp o ho bo Is 18 going out outI I wont out bo hI n n minute late Inte Int But nUt oo ea 0 the next 7 iD 0 O came ind and no harry Then rhen 7 JO and 7 CO Q and R 8 Ro o clock It t was Sl S 15 when ho came cnn can cantering up ur the front steps and yanked tho Ito hell h II Father left lert nt at 8 ti sold eold tho ho girl ns as U the he drew drow herself up What they call nd ad n Of course I S And 1 the price rice of or orX r n If not ot l too ton much n ti trouble trouble The X They ire ure e down cheaper r cr than tier ever 1 Jc lil And Its bemuse because 1 free trade Pili 1 i see KIC r Well ell 11 Patrick will v W he bo thankful to 10 them th m great taco men In ton tOil when I tell him what you Snit say linT You iou understand It do 10 you Ol As 8 plain pinta ns as n do sir The price ft rf tint flit Irons and washboards his has hll come conic down to P tho Ule poor a n chance to 10 live lIco find and thus thi prise of tomatoes and Inters has bat ont one on up to Sll the rich n II squeeze aa Iii should b Lo bit the case sir and to 10 tojo toe jo Y e JOE JOI Im sorry dear doir But nut It Is too loo late Never But your ou sec 11 1 Never Noor r I had 20 W 0 tents cents nr on the tho White Whit Sot Sex and I bad had to watt wait until tho score en coma roc In III to sec eo who won woo Ill seo co ca your father tomorrow CAO ote rind and tier Her 1 face fice became Scotch granite and she sho pointed to tho door Ioor He Tie Ind won f O OO 20 O cents cellis anti lo lost t nn an heiress i A later liter she Rhe married n a I Count nod and ho bod hoo bit bin per reduced to 11 JOE KERIl liE nn KNEW K EW The Tho Another generation wiy wl IV u trove boo to pass n truo true rind history of or the thc Civil CUU War ar cnn can he written The Tho And by h that time there wont be 1100 enough enouch interest In the subject t tto to the tho expense of oC publishing tho history t tJ tc I I J c J o s r rt t I 1 I i t tA i A CHANGED CU Ch I D MAN A Apo on OD all nU collel She 9 po 1 DB m Wit we love loe DJs Dla 01 II never bc be b c the tho same l l I 4 |