Show JUST FOR F FUN Applied the Dressing A couple from a Central Kansas farm arm went to the Shirley Hotel for dinner last night The rhe looked like I bride and groom Their meal included ed cd some sliced tomatoes for the young oun man Ile at ato them with a rol lab Ish When the tomatoes were gone gono he d erect a queer looking dish containing a on the table He called the young oung worn ans attention to it It I that for Lulu he asked The waitress was standing near I She overheard the question for the she said Its Ils i dressing that Is put pUl ou on tomatoes I Aw pshaw Lulu said the tho young man Ive Ie already eat my mr tomatoes I cant put pul this on em now Yes you OU hint she replied Drink iL And AmI he Post The Exception It was married mens night at the revival meeting I Let Lel all you husbands who have hao I minds stand up troubles on your I shouted the thc emotional preacher aft at th the II hel height ht o of hIs spasm Instantly every man in the tho church rose roso to lo his his feet except one I Alm Ah exclaimed the preacher peer lag out at this lone sitter who I pled a chair near the door and apart from the others You are arc one In a million I It aint that piped back this one I helplessly as the rest of the congre I gatlon turned to gaze suspiciously at hIm I cant get up Im paral paralyzed I Tit Bits Later On I The auto headed toward him going at tremendous speed u I uThe IThe The taxicab behind him was upon his I heels hecl we read readA A neared him by br a care careless less rider sped II And un an airship just above him was descending on his head I I What did he do Ile He acted just as I I would do or you I Grabbed ot off a manhole cover and just dropped hIs body through II But was he safe you ou aSk me Was Vas I lie he over seen again No the tho story says ms ho landed just uc be I fore a subway train Judge Breaking the Marion who has been taught to lo r re report port her misdeeds eds promptly came to her mother one du day sobbing penitent I 1 a brick in the fireplace Well that is not ver very har to rem edy But how on earth dId you oU do it child l 1 pounded it with Cath fathers rs watch Success Brute See that measuring worm crawling up my skirt cried Mrs a sIgn Im going to have a new dress Well let him make It for you ou growled Mr Ir And while he hes about It have hIm send a hookworm to do you oU up tile the back Im m tired of the Loader Leader Imminent Depreciation What That Is the value or of the contents of this trunk asked the customS in Which do yoU mean asked Miss Cayenne Carenno their value alue now or after you OU get through mussing over them 1 Washington Starr The Cause Irving Washington wiping his lips That was really time the sweetest kiss I have ever had LouIse thought y ou would think so Irving my face Cace powder gave gao out and I used confectioners sugar Judge A DIstinction Sonic Some people say lunch and some sorno sa say luncheon and yet ret of course both mean th same thing I dont think so Iy Idea Is that lunch is and luncheon Standard and Times rimes Soon First we drop Ion down and have n a highball Second but Im Imon Inmon on the now Needless Labor LaborThe The VIcar to dont you TOU see that the seats seals In hm the church are re dusted now and then Tombs I Tombs the do sir the congregation does docs It every Sunday Sundar morning A Purist either of oC your parents home Martha o maam Mahas iIa has gone for an hours sitting silting at al the photographers raphers and pa has gone for Cor an an ar af straddle on his horse Judge The First Step I Miss Is the first step toward getting a divorce Mrs Irs catch your News |