| OCR Text |
Show well iipent - money that will come back to you many times before the year is up. In fact, if .we may be permitted to "toot our own horn" just a little bit, . let us say that we are nqw well prepared pre-pared to do a general publishing and printing business and hoping to the devil we get it. All we need is orders for printing and subscriptions for the paner. A cordial invitation is extended to Bingham people and politicians to come in and look us over. All parties wishing to enter the office at this time should be governed by the following fol-lowing rules: Advance to the door and give three distinct raps or kick the door down; the devil will attend the alarm. You will give him your name and post-office post-office address. He will admit you. You will advance to the counter in front of the editor's desk and address that gentleman with the following countersign: Extend the right hand about two feet in front of the body, thumb and index finger clasping a two dollar bill (silver will do) which drops into the extended hand of the editor, at the same time saying: "Were, you looking for me?" The editor will garsp vour hand and the two simoleons and say, "You bet." After giving the news concerning your neighborhood and getting acquainted you will be permitted to retire with a receint for a little money . I WE'RE ALL SET. YOU BET! y ,! ' The office of the Bingham News j : Printerv. since the consolidation of ', ; the newspaper apd the print shop, j; has undergone some important changes as a result of which the ' J News is printed this week in its own '. home for the first time in its life and ; the shop is able to turn out a print- j ed sheet as large as 30'-ix44 inches. |
