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Show SAIT OUB BUDGET OF FUN. Society SOMK GOOD JOKES. ORIGINAL AND SELECTED. A Twlat, of Jake u4 Jtem ti.a kflipi Original Every cough makes . your throat more raw y and Irritable. Every ft cough congests the lining 'membrane of your lungs. Cease tearing your throat and lungs in this way. Put the parts at rest and give them a chance to neal. You will need some help to do this, and you QlbM MteM-IM- iiB Tld. tk ui . Irwha d BtMT-Wl-tty if Bo I suppose those bubbles chose way of dying. Dr. Williams Pink Pills for Pale People Dr. Ayer's Cherry J t aaan lor Priest. W. 51-5- 4 firat Is.. faW ra, raoa. AA o Relief at Last Step HOUSE.... pralaa by thoraanda c aaltedad baited as aaf. al witkou . mUahla aa equal. Aak draniat Dr. liartePa front-- I amnio Pills la metal bos wng Preach Far on top In Bin .way Ukt City. fr White and Mag. Insist oa hamnr t gaaalra "RalM lor ttoaten, matte PKVBIaptaiaaaate . Boa Medleal Hlraotur and Hanayor Ux DmUteiio, W iralof Adtlraaa all eorrmraada U BaitLaka Utf. I ora pa atroat. first bortk. ' -- CURE YCURXELF! Vaa Sir fe naaataral dtetharara iBaammsUvna. 1 build up ad b4 . irntatKutt or uivaratbiod of aaeoss nmmbranaa. Paiuteas. an not aauia- - t ctv discovery nnnDCV Ol raiek radio dayetrrat tnvsn scitnt cases, SaMhyBraggl 'or mat pension Staff uth Corps. EroaecBtlaeCialMS slats YOUNG MEN! 1IH may GARDEfj A COOD boA IV ss4 profit 6. Orvirory s btl Uu loot w sueoMSfui tnUbfr JAMES L M. 6UQ0RT A U s ttm WESTERN SEEDS 50 on receipt f ? druggists or stnt postpaid fledtcme Co, chcnLtkdy. K T. boaby the Or Williams Ovv rmr Caulofw tolls . Barteidcs $ PlMtm, arawdfte " r aaateural PABSTS OKAY SPECIPK No cnae kaowa It kaa aver teiiad to Cora. Botklar at t om e. T gaeSSKM W MOT adbii vbot frun tentora frwt tXKl teauanateoeaerd-team- m prapate kg rmte hy ail iwUante drugirtew, orof prton by pteteiy orappvd. oa raoaqit 0N. MarVeWeAlUte. M bears the M ISHwaiA GSwSVJcj!? aafa and Whick pew fmn te 1m tottoto m rftaehuvM, o mm 14 to mm mmy bm, 9 rsgwft fet! s rfslrt la plain wrapper, by prepaid, tut or 1 tMtltea, ft it. tl an.aipraaa, C ut alar fkiok BW; wnonora btikEmm OHUwmOe : renal and eoiaa wan 4inl ...T'" The genuine package qtwayb SI"' Taaa of ha baaltfe that will ant beaatt. Bead eaaia to KlpaaaJ Thamlral Co., hew fork. ter ill aamplaa aad lattl WAWT1D ycatooA Site. Jacob Weaver, of Buahoen.IU., to fifty-e- i sis yeata with the trouble that co mock , waa waa much weakened, unable, life. I this time of , -do me own wort'. aSd au ffered beyond my power to hearted and melancholy. Nothing teemed to do ma IW-' made up my mind to try Dr. Williams Pink Pilla for Pale I bought tha first box in March. lo7, and waa bene ted 1 1 am now t us fed0 A boa and a half cared me completely, ' . Bmtktult (Af.) Ktttrd. , eme all per vr SaMi-Onl- -- suffered for fire or I From the first dose the quiet and rest begin: the tickling in the throat ceases; the spasm weak ens; the cough disappears. Do not wait for pneumonia and consumption but cut short your cold without delay. ' I1 iwa Immimomnhmm THE KEELEY INSTITUTE and Tohrao Opium Loeaiua, Ciratia k as lay laaiitoia la Urn Mala. W. Whrown. purify the strengthen the nerves. Vo the young otvl th eble. to tho mother. they' are a necessity, t approaching fifty they are the best remedy has devised for thie emu of her life. 1 . r?UEED$THAT6BQWr Writ r. 1., ussad CO. WIEDEMANN MsVsble nerd Merchants. Fold. M Waal aad bend for tatalogno. Wdanoma mrant. gait Last city, titan. first SAIT LAKE Via pe fanfomte Pig T ornate ho Parly Dlun.i Uarua, brilliant t iuwar J - 1C tee.l Waetk AtwveMykg worth OteAwa will oar wa mail gna Ira, hoghje Cataloaaa d mat Plant af 4this ootleo A Its apoa raoaipt avatars. Wetaette yosr Saua-h- aa yno aoaa try nr.daroawillaaarfataltirith- . oat term. Qaiaa reed , hU. Otuiof iM k. So. -- VOGELER. that become, more Z Ll.tu.'a t . rn i beauty. Not What She Meant. -- Rina lot Strait Plymoat loeka haawoa kiaba prism toe ears at N. V. shows. tljaoekpf King lata" win la Uteh hSlU VKUCL'P at he shew. Kggasod cookers!. for aala Mrs. r. Uod-dar- d, IU a. W. Temp la Hall take Cvery woman knows that is a fatal enemy to beauty and that good health gives to the plainest face an en- during attractiveness. Pure blood and strong nerves these are the secret of health and what ahould a gay bubble do, beauteous double spying? the double aue for a ktas or two, the trouble worth denying? For Its heart must break, a bubble knows, or Farm and MprtgWgra -- 'distressing every day. But Ita Did la W.wtek togrdathlayaarWMW Bnahford Fnran W agora Bannoy Baggie end Cnrrlagra Molina Steal Plownl California Stool Plowai Bock Island Stool Flowat Boat Stool Harrow Mad. Writ tor frtate, f wrinkles And tkmncvs r FOR 14 CERTS CO. IMPLEMENT MIMhoU 1 And.m f Act. nearly hD women who undergo A nevvou strain, are compelled t regretfully watch the grow Ing pAltoT of t,heiT checks, the coming , The sweetest J Women Traabl. (obm fraa a Mira A soap bubble soared In the air one noon. A bright and brauteoua bubble: 1 soared and soared, like a gay. balloon. Until It spied Ha double. They met, they kissed alaa! Oh, dear! Too aoon they tasted trouble; They lost their cheer and dropped a tear. And neither waa a bubble! will find it in UTAH LAKE CITY DIRECTORY; pat - Co.. Dcaver. "r' at mbst chemical CO. Pec- toral Plaster should he over the lungs of every person troubled with a cough. "Oh, Miss Brown, I was so sorry I see you when you called the didnt Write to the Doctor. other day. I had such a dreadful headache that I had to tell my maid I was not at home to any of my friends. But, of course, I should hava seen you!" Punch. tTauaal epportanttlM ad long minnntly qualify us Write firing allyouthe medical advice. in vour eace. fr freely particulars Tell us what your experience has boon with our Cherry Pectoral Ton will recetre a prompt reply, wUheut ddreea, DR. J. 0. ATER. Lowell, Ma A Pertinent Question, He was a large, strapping man of a pronounced German type, relates tha Sioux City Journal. It was evident from bis manner that he waa looking MORNING. NOON AND NIGHT. for some place or some 'person, and Sw Train RwtIm. was scanning the numbers of the The Rio Grande Western railway now houses as he walked along. At last operates the best local train service to Og- he came to the fine residence of Julius den. Trains leave Salt Lake City at 9:45 Pappe in Nebraska street, read tha & m., 12:80 noon and 10:50 p. m. The 12:80 number and walked up to the door noon train wUl stop at all intermediate with a satisfied look on his face. He points between Salt Lake City and Ogden. pushed the button as If h were proud Return trains leave Ogden at 7:80 a. m., that he knew how to us It, and 1:10 p. m. and 6:85 f. m. squared himself as Mr, Pappea eldest 1 son opened the door. . Batkf In, th Wmt Indira. "Who leeves heuh he burst ouL' Lemon Lathe are popular in the West "Pappe, answered the hoy. Indies. Three or four lemons are eut The man only stared, and seconds up and left to soak In water half flew by, hla wrath seeming to grow hour. The bath la very refreshing. momentarily. At last he could stand BARRED PLYMOUTH ROCK EGGS It no longer, and, with an Intonation for hatching, from high scoring birds. that spelled, "You little fool, In every Best in the state. 22.00 for thirteen eggs word, he asked: "Vel, who been your Satisfaction guaranteed. Df, Rown A pepper" Co., 813 South Main, Salt Lake City. Mot to Bo Caaght. baUet dano-InThe craze for The aged attorney looked keenly st is dying out; in fact, It is on its last the young lswyer. legs. "Do you lore my daughter," he I shall recommend Pisos Core for Con- asked. The youngster hesitated. sumption far and wide. Mrs. Mulligan, Plums trad, Kent, England, Nov. 8, 1895. "Before I give you s direct answer, he said, with much earnestBovee: Discretion la the salt, and fancy Jndge," want yon to pledge me your "I ness, one the of the sugar life; the preserves, that the inforword, unprofessional, other sweetens It. mation will not be nsed against met Cleveland Plain Dealer. A CONGRESSMAN UUU Lhi u g Cared of Catarrh Aaoboa bom Ethel Yes, Ive taken those pretty af Lmt Rte.it.,. bird wings off my hat Its horrible, when you come to think of it, to wear the plumage of s song bird as an orna- ment" , - Mabel I heller youre right -- 1 always wear the whole bird. Chicago Tribune. - " CvasIve. "Are yon an imperialist?" asked the person who likes to know. "Young man." said the statesman, "I never wore one in all my Journal. A Bara TUiSkmn U 0 Flowing with Carnal a. . , Count Bkomwau, A weatthyisjld-owne- r la' the province of Posen, Germany, to the amazement of his rustle neighbors, has Introduced a novel departure on his Ccernlejewoei estates, which stands s fair chance of being widely Imitated In agricultural districts In western Europe, Instead of a horse or ox, a Camel Is yoked to the plow, and the experiment has proved successful beyond the counts most sanguine expectations. . The camel, inured to hardships and privation, does, double the work of a pair of horses, is exceedingly tractable, and can be kept In good condition for a camel on a comparatively small quantity of Inferior fodder. ' North-Wester- SEVENTY-THRE- E om Alabama, writes tter: Drug Manufacturing Company, Columbus, Ohio: Gentlemen I have' now nsed two a, and am n well jttlea of tan today. I could feel the good ef-e-ta of your medicine before I had sed It a week, after suffering with for over a year. Respectfully, A. T. Ooodwyn. Catarrh In ita various forma la rap-ll- y becoming a national eurse. An adouhted remedy has been discovered This remedy haa f Dr. Hartman. ten thoroughly tested during the past Prominent men have rty years. time to know of its virtues and ara taking public utterance on the sublet. To save tha country wa must tv the people. To save the people re must protect them from disease, he disease that la at once the most h. revalent and --stubborn of cur la Public men of all parties a national catarrh in Rmedy of un equaled merit. Send to T. Hartman, Columbus, Ohio, for a fee book on catarrh. be .. Bows tblsl . GfclKXT perfeotly konorable is u tnuinete traMMuon sod financially able to carry out sayebUgte tlon made by tbetr firm. Weet A Truer. Wholesale Drarfirte.TolediV, O.) WsldlncThlnnss Meryls, Whole refund tb Brmlst nsnksd lint KSAU6EU gA from wMkior, money tin. If It fttli W FRICK 29 CENTK 7UEIT .606006 . g CO., Toledo, "lest at pel" t turn b LIQUID 5X1SACI W wood. Chtopto. etojtojjt la FIELDS Jitosn (hi m4 fbABACShMAfUfteMIteraFe. Of Wasters Canf.. 1 S'JSSStr tt! untolORft beuUlul rewards for toil of tbo hiubndmAiL WMllUinpWlww Wtiiooo in Mlvora on 1hir trip ifcro1Ptoowrj test summer, t rr sad osrtloulsr obtained front th Depsnmea tok lotomny dlrtetly npoa Um blood nd th system. Testimonials sen itv rnee Ite per botUe. Bold by sll dntefiiia Hail's Family Fills are th brat. tug Of of th Intsrior, Ottaws, Cansua. , 0fA M Th meanest thief oa record has turned up or rather hasn't turned np in Battle Creek, Mich. He broke into th house of a poor negro who had died that day and stole tha suit of clothe he was te he burled iviLieii i ' P 4 r t- nbmbtm m TiTVVaa rtairhTw te-- in. jtelnteS-t-r- v nif f . Us Mblni ''t th 99 fwiw L 7- -i mn fmmt mm pmn mm iroabulA 4 both md a a a a In isdasssla-SsainisUo- a, Frtacitlve Craitlty. Little Ethel Papa, why did old Her Bluebeard kill all his wives? Father I er why, I suppose.lt was because he didnt know anything about Goodwyn, tha following . 5tSUrti nprtssatel n Mrs. Whtslew Soothing Syrup fursklldias teething, aoftenstb aaa. Sitefl pals, carat win soUa M state akottia T. .. it DOES CURE! that W offer On Hundred Ddllstn NrtrfffWSwf ram at Catarrh that assist M ran J HkUS Csterrh Ol HOURS Min vm reoovef ttf goc--- A. J Aettpl - Coffee I Oh That Costs but le per lb. to grow. Bsfser has th seed. German Coffee Berry, pkg, ifc; Belt leka te New Turk. java Coffee pkg. 16c. Raiser's New American Chicory uc. Cut this eut and send OverBy a recent change in schedule the 16c for any of above or send land Limited of the Union Pacing and 0c and get all I Pkgs, packages and great CataJOHN A. BALZER SEED logue free to in connection with the I CO.. La Crosse. Wla. Iw.a. & AM. and N. Y. C. A H. R.R. R. now make the unparalleled time record of In Chlllieothe, O., February 18, earthonly three days to New York. Train quakes were felt. As the temperature was leaves Salt Lake 7:00 a m., Ogden 8:10 0 degrees below zero, probably the earth m. daily, arrives Chicago 7:46 m. and shook with cold. Grand Central depot New York City 10:85 ml, second and third days respectively. Health fbr Cents. Only one change of car and twelve hour Casoarat. make bowels sad kidneys sol quickest time. For purchase of tickets naturally, destroy microbes, euro headache, and reservations of berths call st the "Old tdlilousnses and etmstlpetlon. All druggists. Stand, 201 Main street, or address H. M In view of the many deadlocks in variClay, General Agent. ous state legislature os the senitorshlpe, The' recent decree of the Court pro- who can doubt that prosperity is unpreviding for the foreclosure and sale of cedented in the land, and money never so ONLY A Cleveland barber has won s gold medal and broken a record by shaving a man in fifty seconds.. Jit is not stated whether the A. T. Goodwyn. BPXVa QOtUNE TABUTS. AFlIfl: CURE SOLD BY ALL DRUGGISTS IN THE UNITED STATES AND CANADA. tha main 11ns of the Baltimore and Ohio Railroad Is directly In line with the reorganization proceedlnga Fteaaetra (I emj l:i ot UUIWE Laws Drasa, DnS. Tha publisher ot a comic paper shoot him. thould keep ail bis mra prinaT ui mad for It. SwU WIT ME CELLAR H.va lfc M Ottt and lend la Ma MHh fll iA till FtohdffUdflli' or IvAAltoF, mm4 kte a AS MAS! lens essu aso.ooTcM 0 plentiful! rates a ,1ma, tmu .Sin, .nd tfrtm io Mlltete.lWM4 ! tzzzz igrsteite ut,puf TO CUBE A COLD Iff OBI DAT Take Laxative Promo Quinine Tablets. All druggists refund tbs money if ft fails to eura Ma The genuine bL.HQ.oa each tablet. yo sv SmtS tete-- te th. rntprum ravot te. s ais.es, s4 lUfrasauite AgoucUlo'a .fright and flight would indL that'ha U S'orae at tha polo gam thanfplo himself, caU Dropsy treated free by Dr. H. H. Greens Sons, of Atlanta, Ga. Th greatest dropsy speclsjUta in the world. Read their advertisement la another column ot this paper, O. id. ra p--te. 5 J raraa1 toto ttrflfl, klfh tmt M1F In tbs aesatara, "We want another quarter-colum- n for th first page." "wen, yira can either kill the emperor of China again or relate an anecdote of ttayrey."-Puc- k. Pe-ru-- na w m foortni t tBWttUfUUii hssar Bs Vaas. SlaaSHiiizts. .m jbVute - divorces. los Cstalosos THE ACME JEWEL ouf lb L. A HMl hlhtBff. I out, dro lorn mi Uoom. full buU toduriB. dwo yt kanfw, big ftnmd 1lh, MmM qulpMf HlfMlVvl, hirk d ten Ornae. t ! terab R(U AddreaB, SEARS, BOEBUCK & CO. (Inc.), CHICAGO, ILL sen (I7wtCSm.Ma AT FIRST YOU DONT 8UCCEED,,r TRY APOL ca-ir- rh ea-irr- rec-gni- se Pe-ru-- na Cab Tout I say. Bill, lend me pence. - six- Cabby I cant, hut I can lend you fourpence. Cab Tout All right Then - you'll J owe me twopence. Punch. . -- - c' Tbsy Kesp Tbelr BooraL 1 notice," remarked Mr. Gaswel, "that published articles on the management of husbands are always written by slnglj women." all right," replied Mr. "That Snaggn. "You wont catch a married woman giving away her secret" Pittsburg Chronicle-Telegrap. h. WHAT ALABAST1BB IA Alabastine n the original and only our-abwall coating on th market. It entirely different from all kalsnmln Alabastin is mad ready preparations. for use In white or twelve beautiful tints by the addition of cold water, it te put up In dry powdered form. In packages, with full directions on U takes tha place t of every package. scaling kaiaomlnen. wall paper .gnd paint for walls. Aiabastine oan Moused on piaster, brick, wood or canvas, and a child can brush It on. le 1 five-pou- nd WHAT "EALSOWlggy, Italaomlnes ar cheap UIna . tPOcarypreparations. manufac( "hltchalks, days, U. They ths wail with decaying a bati& is not kalsonijfi base cement, which and it if.I?ck' caa be with age. nd re- decorated without hayQ. Md crape off It oid eota ot m d f large psck.,. ot mine, sold to dealers for four rSlli ak and offered to customer package. anlmio0.,?! t, Lb foiir-poun- u o 5 ovo-pou- BKJBCT THE "JtftT AD GOOD." CHCBCHES AMP BCHOOLKOCSEA. Tho dealer who tells you that ho oan Interior walls of church, school-houaoil you th asm thing" as Alabastin and all public halls shoud never be coated with anything but the durable or aomething Just as good, either and pur Aiabastine. Bo evident has tbla prated or la trying to deceive you. In ofof ton ar fering aomething he haa bought chee fact become, that hundreds used annually for this work. The genu- and Is trying to sell on Alabuttne's deor scale off. mands h may not realise the dangag Is ine Aiabastine doe not rub h mself as well as to you. Beware It It cleanly during th long period of It Mi new substitute. Dealers risk ' f usefulness. Ever owner of a building or dealer lull for atRitfFi by 8F!Hfig tod conium Ask your paint ahould use It of tint, and writ for ert nr ttslnr an Infringement Alabaatina druggist for card free copy of our rsper, Aiabastine Hra, Co. own tho rirht to make and tU wail Grand Rapid. Mica. Co.. coatings adapted to mix witk oetf vau to Alabastin Th' ea nt |