Show s TO TOM M I 4 SIMS d 1 S' S SAYS SAY'S Swatting files flies is better exercise exorcise than cussing the government and helps things along more What we need is an auto that thal will stop and count a hundred before hitting a telephone pole I Easier Easler a girl Is to look upon upon the harder It Is to stop looking The Tho more things a loafer should be doing the happier he is Some peoples people's idea of clean is having lots lols of bathing girls I Isn't It strange how a dollar bill hides away down in your pocket when the collection plate plato passes passu It Is easy to understand why some sense people le are so 50 misunderstood stood Swearing off drinking on the morning after doesn't count All AH people are aro horn born helpless but some less than others Many a 11 man cant can't go 0 forward rd because he always has his brakes on to Keep from slipping back ward j The sad thing thinS about being your yourself self is you look it t The money saved by not eri en life lICe Is wasted Too much money will make a aman aman aman man unhappy because he be cant can't get it When a couple of cynics meet meeta a miserable time is enjoyed by 1 y both This country is always going to tho the dogs but never has When a n woman gets back from her ht r vacation she has to clean up her house and her husband Copyright 1925 NEA I Service Inc |