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Show the past week was asked several pertinent per-tinent questions and be ably replied. That balloon pants show what can happen if a slight bag at the knees iii allowed to spread. That speeding doesn't pay, but th speeder does. That to add to the wonders of t-day, t-day, many mothers wear jazz garters, some roll their ho an4 some pait their legs, yet they protwt meiiesty and demand the Mime respict taut was accorded their great gramtnioth-erg. gramtnioth-erg. That young La Follette won the I family seat in the national senate without even having to pay an inheritance inher-itance tax. That Science can raise a submarine submar-ine but not the dead. That children brought up with silver sil-ver spoons in their mouths sometimes do just as well as those who just happen hap-pen to grow. That one should beware of the man who wants ',only justice." It usually happens that justice is about the last thing he does want. That some of the boys will appreciate appre-ciate a night school if they can be compelled to attend. That it is much easier for a rich man to make a fool of himself than a poor old man. That the "Gold Ruish" at the ISIS Theatre was one of the drawing cards of the month. Did It Ever 1 Occur to You 3 That it may be a good idea to thank , someone for something you have nev- er received. 3 That the offer to look over the j files was made a year ago. H That the fact that nobody loves a S fat man, seems to worry everybody I but the fat man. s That most men who sow wild oaU y are anxious for someone else to reap jj them. j That the people who can do as they please don't know what to do. 9 That loafing in England is called j unemployment, and the people get n paid for it. ? That it has been given out the silk I stocking was discovered in the six I teenth centruy, but not all of it until j the past two or three years. , That dear old fathers birthstone is j just a grindstone. That deportation of undesirables is the only way out of the social prob- lems they create. That oiling the streets has been I one of the greatest boons. It makes That if our business was such a huge success we wouldn't feel sore at our "friendly" enemies. That most anyone can repent, but it takes a whang of a person to resist. That the question has been asked why so many more married women go into politics rather than old maids. We think it Is because of their oratorical ora-torical powers. That the "Gem" theatre has a wonderful won-derful lot of pictures advertised fot the coming month. That all knockers are advttwd to be at SOCIETY HALL TO-NIGHT mi nominate the parties titey want o fill the vacancies of Towa President and four trustees. , That speaking of debt settlements, the best plan we know to settle is for the debtor to pay up. That the county authorities have already started repair work on the new cement highway. "That times are good and will be better" says Henry Ford. Yes, maybe, may-be, for himl That when people feel blue they are advised to read the 34th Psalm. That a linotype compositor has a chance of making 70,000 mistakes a day. That now is the time for you to get busy and see George Smith about the furniture he is giving away at the Bingham Furniture Co.'s store. That some mothers have been heard to call their babies "little monkeys" mon-keys" but not since the evolutionary war. That undertakers complained to the I one feel like living in a real city. j Practically no nnore mud or dust. ; That ALI-DIN, "the man Who knows" proved one of the biggest vaudeville attractions the ISIS has yet had. That Town politics may be alright for some, but the average man don't care. That if there was grounds for any libel, it certainly would have been tuken up. That we never run the Binghar. Baking Company's Ad or the Bingham Bing-ham Furniture Co.'s Ad when we have orders to take it out. That the earliest facts are best remembered. re-membered. That one should not put their wishbone wish-bone where their backbone should be. That future evolution will be mental men-tal rather than physical. That the Ad recently run by us for the Sumner Reality Co., still continues to be a thorn in the side of the management man-agement of the Princess Theatre. Why he carries it in his pocket. That the truth is the tribute one pays one's friends. That there are very few aspirants for office on the Bingham Town Board That with the car in Detroit we have not much of an opportunity to take a ride. That we describe the spinster as an unfortunate young lady who has no husband to shave her neck. That there are many ladies in Bing ham whose whole kitchen equipment are a telephone, a can opener, a ki-mona ki-mona and a permanent wave. That the seer at the ISIS Theatre Interstate commission that the double fare charged for shipping corpses by rail was excessive, but the commission held it fair in return for the services rendered. That it is good advice for one to say "Don't wear yourself out with nervous excitement but be moderate in all things" unless you want to become be-come a patient at the Bingham hospital. YOU SHOULD CARRY A POLICY IN THE NATIONAL CASUALTY CO. OF DETROIT, MICHIGAN. We issue the most liberal and the broadest policies on the Market and pay our claims promptly. These policies poli-cies provide indemnity for loss of time due to Accident or Sickness. Confining Con-fining and Non-Confining. Herewith is a partial list of claims paid out in the Bingham district for the month of August: R. D. Johnston $18.00 F. Pucci $22.00 C. F. Keeney $15.00 J. A. Carpenter $54.00 F. Notarianni $60.00 G. D. Lucia ; $ 3.33 P. C. Pitchios $86.23 See TONY RINO, Our Special Agent For BINGHAM and DISTRICT for RATES |