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'The sheep In the sheepfold at the other end of the too all did the same," the gout remarked. "Thnt's nothing," said Mr. Zebra. "Almost all of the animals do that There Is a regulur round of clipping and tdiavlng In the springtime. "Then all the animals feel so nice and fresh and clean. They feel Just like people who have bought new spring clothes. "The trees all have beautiful new leaves In the spring and the flowers come out In glorious fashion. "Yes, In the springtime all the ani-mals, everything In nature such as the trees, the flowers, the grass, the moss In the woods, everything wants to look Its best. "And, as I have said, people ore the same way," continued the Zebra. "They feel shabby with their old clothes and want to spruce them up a "I Am Different." . bit. Just as we get clipped and fixed up and trimmed up 1 "The snakes get new skins In the spring. "It Is true they do the same thing at other times, too, but the spring Is the big time of the year for them especially for those snakes not In the too. "The ones In the country sleep all winter and when they awaken they want to look nice and fresh and as handsome as snakes can look I "Sometimes that Is really quite handsome. "Oh, yes, snakes are beautifully and artistically marked, you'll quite often find. "But I am different from all the other creatures because I come oft In stripes. "I don't let my whole outside skin come off as the snakes do. "I don't go to a shop and buy a new dress as a person does. "I don't have a dressmaker or tailor take my measurements and make me a new outfit. "Nor do I have a lot of fur or wool coming off that looks Just the same." "What do you do?" the goats near by asked. "I come off In stripes, as I said be-fore," the Zebra replied. "Oh, yes," the others said; "but you haven't explained how you do this." "Quite easily," said the Zebra. "Naturally I come off In stripes when I am a creature of stripes." "When my extra hair comes off, It Is strfped hair, eh? I can't help but come off In stripes ! "Of course," the others' all said; "but It did sound funny at first when you said It." "I meant It to," said the Zebra, grin-ning. "I like to say that I peel off In stripes, for everyone takes notice un-til they stop to think It over. "Then they realize that is the only way I could peel off. "But let's talk of the next spring's plans, for winter will come and then spring and we might as well think a little In advance of the season Instead of what has passed." "Oh, yes, we might as well," the others agreed. "In fact, we might speak of several years In advance." "Oh, hardly as far as that," said the Zebra. But he was pleased, for they had listened to him when he had told his story, and no matter how Important or unimportant a creature's story may be they all like to have listeners listen attentively when they are. teH'ng It REDS' OFFENSIVE IS DUE TO ROUSH Pitchers Not Entitled to All Credit for Keeping Cin-cinnati in Front. They have been talking this year about the amazing effectiveness of the three Cincinnati pitchers, Donohue, Rlxey and Luque, and how they have kept Cincinnati up In the race. But any close follower of the game, any student, will tell you that Kouah's bat-ting punch Is and has been the main Red offensive, all through the season, year In and year out, for nine years. And on the defense, Roush never bad but one rival In center field, and he Is the wonderful Tlia Speaker. Rough's center-fiel- d play In the 1910 world series was so wonderful that It stopped the first talk and suspicions of a scandal. He cut off triples, and his catches made the suspicious ones be-lieve that the White Sox batters were surely trying and that hlg super-pla- y was winning for the Reds. Koush bats around .340 every year, all through the season. lie only varied three points In the four years from 11)21 to 1024. No set of pitchers, no change of summer sea-sons, no aliments of the llesh. none of the ordinary assullinents of the world, the flesh and the devil can seem to stop or stay that Inevitable batting average, .340 to .350. And only Speak-er can come up to him In out Held plaj and even Speaker can hardly eijual Roush In the last few years, for he Is slowing down, while Roush Is still np to his best. It can truthfully be said that Roush Is the greatest defensive outfielder In the game today, and any expert, al-leged or real, who picks an all-sta- r or team without Roush Is either prejudiced or blind to the real worth of the man. McCraw traded Roush to Cincinnati for almost nothing, then Roush proceeded to establish himself as one of the first five batsmen and three greatest outfielders of modern baseball. Enough "Do yon know how old she Is?" ; "No; but I know how old she tries to be!" I Helped Pirates to Win Second Baseman Moore of the Pittsburgh Pirates has been a tower of strength to his team this season, hitting among the topnotchers, field-ing cleverly and showing much speed on the baties. IJportingSquibs Klmlra sold Al Moore, star outfield-er, to the New York Giants. Hugh McMullen, catcher of the Wichita club, bus been sold to the New York Glunts. Pittsburgh will train at Paso Robles, Cal., again next spring, according to Barney Dreyfuss. J. M. Rarnett, Carlisle, New South Walea, holds the record of skipping the rope, 11,810 times. Jim Lyle, star right bander of the Augusts Trrers, has been purchased by the Washington Senators. Harry Hannah, veteran catcher, was placed In charge of the Portland team, In place of Duffy Lewis, who resigned. Columbus has recalled Third Base-man Blessing from the Shamokln club of the New league. Shreveport purchased Charley Bar-nab- e, a pitcher, from the Evansvllle club of the Three-Ey- e league. The St. Louis Cardinals have pur-chased limner Peel, hard-hittin- out-fielder, from the nouston club of the Texas league. The last fight of John L. Sullivan wns a throe-roun- bout with Tom Sharkey In New York City, August 3, 18'JO. Offlclnls of the Salisbury club, East-ern Shore league, announce the sale of outfielder Joe Voyles to the Pitts-burgh Pirates. The St. Louis Cardinals have pur-chased Outfielder Kenneth Storms from the Cedar Itaplds club of the Mississippi Valley league. The fear that this nation will eventually run short of ditch-digge- Is groundless as long as dub golfers are allowed to carry musliles. Joe Oiiyon, former Carlisle and Georgia Tech football luminary, was a potent factor In Louisville's dash for the gonfalon in the American associa-tion. . Mike (ilbbnns, brother to Tom, famous family man from St. Paul, and likewise a boxer, sells Insurance when he la not stepping around In the ring. Roy Moss, right-hande- d pitcher, and Frank Kohlbecker, catcher, have been bought by the Brooklyn Kohlns from the Memphis club of the Southern league. Pan (VI,eary, the veteran pedes-trian, now In his ei;:hty-fift- h year, has covered a total of 2S2,f!0 miles on foot during h!s career as an exponent of walking. The Chicago White Sox hnve pur-chased (Jul ley, slugging outfielder of the Little Rock Southern Association club and also Pitcher McBee of the same club. Herbert O. Shlmp of Chicago, owner of the International stable and promi-nent In racing circles, paid $15,0(X) for the contract of Arthur Mortensen, the. jockey. The sean record for short games wns set by Minneapolis and Louis-ville, who finished nine frames In an hour and nineteen minutes. The Colonels won, 3 to 0. The swimming tank of the new clubhouse Just completed for the Birm-ingham (Ala.) A. C. bag a capacity of 75,000 gallons of water and requires five to six hours to fill. It Is regula-tion size for racing. Another newcomer has been added to the New York Yankees' rapidly swelling list of recruits. He Is Herb McQuald. a right-hande- d pitcher, who has been purchased from St. Paul of the American association. Captain of Ohio Team Here Is Cunningham, captain of the Ohio football team for 1025-20- . Cun-ningham has some good material left over from last year and with some new blood Is expected to put Ohio on the football map again. Too Much Golf Pastime Sent State to Minors Owners and malingers who frown on golf as a pastime which should be shunned by ball pluyers, have found another crumb of circumstance to add to their stock of arguments, writes Dan Hake In the Philadelphia Record. The case of Arnold Stats Is being ex-ploited as the most horrible example of the evils of swinging on a gutta-percha pill. It Is suld Statz golfed himself out of the big leagues. The former brilliant outfielder fell to a miserably low mark In batting and was released by the Chicago Cubs. No other club In the majors cared to take a chance on him, so he had to go back to the minors to gain a livelihood at his chosen pro-fession. Statz Is more than an ordinary golfer. He is without doubt the best there Is among ball players. He has won many tournaments and Is rated as a near champion. But the concentration on the links game, it is declared, has de-stroyed his usefulness as a ball player. While gaining proficiency with the driver, he lost the swing that makes clussy bitters in baseball. To what exttnt golf Is responsible for the decline of Statz as a batter must remain merely a matter of opinion. All arguments pro and cob will not settle the question. His case, however, may make hail players give more serious thought to the subject of whether they are jeopardizing dia-mond career by traveling the links. Amateur Baseball Wanes Among Juvenile Stars If some one were to Intimate to a baseball fan that interest In that sport Is dying, the fan might think his In-formant crazy. But there Is evidence to show that baseball Is on the wane not In the leagues big and little but among the Juvenile fraternity. The corner sand lots where youngsters used to play the game are fast disappearing. As a re-sult the children, especially those that live In localities that have "built up," so to speak, are taking up new pas-times. The baseball world admits that the future of the game depends on the back-lo- t player. If he disappears the big game will suffer. Not so long ago the major league clubs were asked to raise a fund to prevent this. The money was to have been used to pro-vide public ball parks for youthful fans. And now Spaldings, the big sport mart, reports that the sale of base-ball equipment to youngsters has fallen oft 35 per cent within the last few years. On the other hand, Rale of golf balls, tennis rackets, and other recreational material has boomed tre-mendously. Pathfinder. Hi Condition "Ah t Back from your vacation, old man?" "Physically, dear boy, but not financially." Public Insists on Pet Name for Willie Hoppe Willie Hoppe is approximately at the age when most athletes are being seriously considered as likely candi-dates for the bontryard. Yet to the great American public, Willie Is still the "Boy Wonder" of billiards, and the "Boy Wonder" be will remain until he has laid his crutches aside and gasped his last gasp. Hoppe has been playing billiards for 30 odd years, and has been In active competition for 20 of them. A few days ago the billiard expert of a certain Manhattan dully printed a yarn to the effect that Hoppe kept in shape by playing baseball. The "Boy Wonder," the story went, practiced for a few hours each morn-ing, and exhibited uncanny ability to place the ball exactly where he want-ed it. His prowess at bat Is sur-passed only by hlg brilliant fielding, for it is some hot grounder that gets by him. Had Willie not taken up bil-liards, said the story, there Is no tell-ing how he might have fared on the nail field. Although the "Boy Wonder" has probably lost the desire to become a rookie, despite his supposed ymithful-ncss- , at least one major team took the yarn seriously. A scout of a certain league-leadin-g Philadelphia outfit, got Hoppe on the phone and asked him If he would consider a berth on the Athletics. A great deal of "luck" is In having f- - the Judgment to know what to do. v & Subtle Stuff at Garos The average ran of fans are an ob-serving set and a good listener can pick up a lot of subtle stuT at any old game. At one of the Yankee-Washingto- n games Walte Hoyt went to bnt with two of the sacks populated. When he took his place at the bat, a leather-lunge- d rooter bawled out: "Put on your high hat and bury It old boy." Everybody may not have "got" the remark, but Hoyt did, for he puts in bis time around his father-in-law'- s un-dertaking establishment during the off season. A great mind treats little minds as I such and Is never belittled by them. Not Even Manlike Donald, few years .older than Betty, feels quite a responsibility about her conduct. He came home one day and told h's mother Betty had said some things that weren't exactly proper. Mother said, "Betty did you say things that weren't ladylike?" "Ladylike," said Donald In disgust, "they weren't even manlike." May Run Around Him Clarence Williams, seventeen years old, weight 310 pounds, height 6 feet 3 Inches, is perhaps the heaviest foot-ball rookie In the country. He has en-tered In the high school at Alameda as a Junior and Is out for the football team. Coach Otto Hitter said Williams carried his weight well, was an un-usual athlete and should develop into a remarkable linesman. He Was Coin Collector "And what does your, father do?" asked the kind gentleman of the little boy. "Oh. he's a numlsmatlclan," the lad replied. "Why, a numlsmatlclan is a coin col-lector." "Yes, that's what my father Is," sa'd the boy. "He's a conductor on trt. ley." Merton Item. - |