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Show V v; i r i 8&T5Y3 & S. rr$L Hr mho'll,' Jff- ' v- - 1SS "? was a ASH isi4 iady-ef-s- o many veers that he no longer he luted to wear her own grey ecrU, but ahe waa very . well healthy and upright aa a dark and but for one peculiarity would nare been off, Qffiiry In three days, believing too little the general tumbling block, and many people deny almost everything that can be mentioned, and are extremely proud- of haring faith in nothing But Mlu AaU rare reed thla atate of thing. From the. hour of her rtaing to that of her retiring, the moat alarming thing were constantly occurring. The aalt waa apilled, there were awful eracka in the and ahe picked nperooked pine. The bread and cake came cleft out of theorea, and the old aerrant heard etep on the ataira when no pne l ascended them. The street one no hands least at without rang aw anyone ontaide When the door - - looking-- glasses, door-bel- waa answered. Some pot their faith In princes, we are told.Miss Ah put here In fortune-teller- . She had always done so from the days when they apoke confidently of a fair young man, with hia heart in bia hand," or a young gentleman what feara to apeak hia mind. The ,dark joung gentleman Misa Ash had al.vays presumed to be Mr. Tompkins, who had let concealment prey upon hi damask cheek for sixty year or to and then departed in consequence of gout t But with ait these weaknesses. Mis Ash was not a bad sort of woman. She did a great deal for the poor, was kind to her old aerrant; and had taken in, out of charity, a poor young French girt, whose father hal died upon the passage to America, and who might hare died herself, perhaps, bnt for the pity Mias Ash had upon her, She loved her nephew Dick, too; garo him many a present and kept hia pockets well filled with small -change. She Instructed him in the art of la which, haring even leas veneration than most lads of 13, he toon b.'eams an adept, and aogreat a medium that he eoiUd offer hie aunt communications in the form of eraeka, snaps, tips or writing, from id -- - table-tippin- g, all the celebrated personages tioned men- In history, Aa for the French glrhEstelie Nolr, ahe was superstitions too in her own - war, but It waa n fearful way, which made her shrink from peering into futurity. Meanwhile Betsy Baker laughed in her sleee at the whole of it - table-tippin- g and all; and racked her brains Tor some pretext by whioh ahe eould turn her mistress lorn nnd kindness from the French girl, who had, as aha believed, stepped into her place, and might perhaps, deprive ber of ber . . long expected legacy. Now and then, however, even in this ghostly household, the real usurped the place of the unreal and the dear boy is going to get on. You shall go with me, Estelle. BatEs telle cried: iN'rnadame, please; bat 1 fear that in ad a me, the teller of fortunes" Neverthela,on the morrow Mise Ash went to Madame Smith. The seereaa was in better condillon than usual The gin bottle whafulL She smiled noon Mias Ash, and said: Ft bee- - expectin', .you. The boy is off your band now. i knowed youd come. "Wonderfal! said Mis Ash. Then the seereaa reclined in a rocking chair, and waa aappoaed to go Into a trance. , I am a spirit from the realms above, " said the see res. in a few momenta. I an't come for to stay long, only for to gW4M fnaed a promiaa and a warnin'," "Oh. deai i" Mid Misa Ash. "The youth will become a very great man," Mid madams. "Ha will climb the pinnacles of fame.and when he has dumb 'em, the voice of the natio- attest him for tba.Juture president, But, jlhere't a dreadful danger before yon, although t may be avoided. Yon have took into yonr heart and home a foreign person. Ben-wHl ware!" "Now. there, Mid Mise Ash, who sometimes argned with her spiritnal guide, "there you are mistaken, Madame Smith. "It an't me," said madams suddenly coming to beraell "It's a higher and mightier power than what I am." "Well, it's mistaken, anyhow," Mid Mbs Ash. "She'll torn oat well" No, she won't, responded the spirit in possession of Madams Smith. "Look in yonr secret drawer when you get home and see if your father's gold watch is safe. Sbo opened it last night after yon were asleep and took It oat And shes pawned it or sold it. It's gone.' Mias Aih looked horror-strickeShe went home trembling and cold with and rushed apprehension straight to the secret drawer of her escritoir. The watch sue valued so waa gone her father's watch which she had treasured so long. And Estelle and her nephew Dick alone knew how to open iL Even good Betsy Baker she had never trusted. Estelle was the thief. The girl sat sewing, and looked up at her with a smile when she called her. "My watch, Estelle my watch fsther's great watch, that I showed yon. Where is it? It la gone!" Ah, mon Dien! eried Estelle. Gone? Impossible!" , Her face wae not that of a guilty person, bnt Mias Ash never donbted her ruilt for one moment. Estelle,." she said, "the spirit have told me all about it. You took it. Give It back and Ill not punish 4 you." 'Madame,' cried poor F.stelln, I have it not 1 am no thief, I I take madame's watch! Impossible!" And there' were tears and prayers and yowa, but no confeaaion. Misa Ash would have believed no living tonga that bad told the tale, but an angel from heaven had revealed the truth and ahe , could not doubt It After long hours, In which ahe strove to force the girl to confess, ahe took the course ah had threat- ened from the first called a policeman and sent the girl to prison. "I must have the watch back," she Mid, as she tossed upon the pillow. "A night in jail will do it 1 shall never have faith In any one again." Betsy Baker lay awake also, giddy with triumph, yet half terrified. rival in tha There was no d house now. But ahe waa and miserable. At dawn, or a very little after, earn a rapping at thy door of Mias Aak'a house. A policeman stood there. About the young gal that took the watch, mum," he said. Has aha confessed?" asked Miss fair-face- d while-face- Ash. Not exactly," replied the man. "Bnt it point that wy. I dont wish to prosecute," Mid Misa Ash, back." only to get the watch Ah, Mid the man. Wall, there'll be no need. She's dead." Dead! screamed Betsy Bake on the stairs, "Dead! Deed!" Hung herself," Mid the man. 'Tut ber hair up In puffs, first, and made herself neat ns Yea'm dead." Betsy Baksr gave another cry and - "1 an NO THIEF." this actual present waa more interest-dnthan the future. Such a 'time came when Master Dick waa sent to college and came to pay hls aunt a "farewell visit, and. since he-h- ad lost his mother some years before, to be properly fitted out by her womanly bands. There were shtrta to make g LOVE ME LOVE MV DOCL is Idyl of a trettg Girt, a Nice feeag Mae end a rjagf Terrier. a very pretty girl, somewhere between 17 nnd 18, and she was prettily d re anil, and ber hat was creation, and her boot fitted like gloves, and her fresh young face ass all sillily proudy. as Mme. Grand puts at It, M the ht. I,oult flhftr-feY,gt"Ait2?hfla cord was a fluff of black and gray hair that had four legs and two eyes, and that was going through the hollow form of txlng a Scotch terrier. She was traveling alone. evidently, and she was delighted with the experience. She saw that her vnlise wae still at the gate. She took out her puree and verifiod the Impression that she still had hjFTuotSmr her r trunk CTiSCE she bought five cents worth of caramels, and on the whole aho would not have traded places with the jeweled queen of Spam. He looked like a football player at a frexh-wat- ' college. Ills ears were little r37 "kind "they some, but he had an honest, clean young face, with a good pair of eyes In It, and he wore dove colored trousers with distinct creases in them. Evidently he was irapreusod t anybody would be with average common sense, and for fifteen minutes he faded round after that jottng woman in kiiadowy manner that was respectful, but ycarnsome. By and by he began a strategic She was standing near the main entrance to the arcade and he had dropp'd into a chair behind her. The terrier was within reach, so he stooped over and patted him on the head and remarked Good doggie Whereat the terrier promptly bit him in the linger. Whereat he said the brute" right out loud and kicked at it. Whereat the terrier went at the d pantaloons and hit them right in the buck crease, apparently gathering about a dessertspoonful of mister man at the same time. Whereat with the joung woman in her e es blazing with- - wrath and as pretty a flush tlpon her checks as any man ought to look at, gave a vicious e physical-culturhuul upon tho re;', and the trousers gave a little but not the dog. w hilo tha young man asked Hut her quite earnestly to Ikm't! she wouldn't dont," and another pul) brought off Toto and about two or three square Inchos of gents furnishing goo is. Then the young man In tlio excitement of the minute stepped upon Toto'e foot and tho union station was filled with canine wailing that worked, a crescendo, from a shrill a shallow whistle. j ellSheto said You brute! to the young man: And the young man said I wish I had stamped on hls head to the young woman, and she went off west with Toto In her arms still shrilling hls protest, and he went east with his finger in hls mouth, stopping now and again to rub the place where his trousers were torn and to look around vindictively at tho parties of tho other part e -- Globe-Democr- foully hy dove-colore- the-cas- 1NSECT SECRETION. Tho Great Vesicating fewer of Farts of the Blister Ueetlr, .The strongly vesicating power of certain parts of the apparatus of the blister beetle of course suggested that the function of cantharidin in the economy of the insect might be connected in some way w 1th the reproductive process, says Knowledge. But that such is not necessarily' the case, evidently follows from the fact that the insect possesses tho property to a greater or less degree in all its stages, including those in which it is sexually immature. Even the eggs are possessed of the blistering power, though this perhaps is no more than might be expected, since the ovaries are strongly impregnated with cantharidin. In 1HH3 Beauregard took a portion of a freshly laid batch of eggs, and, working them up into a plaster with a little water, applied tho little plaster so formed to hls arm. After four hours the smarting produced wasbuffi-clcntl- y intense to lead him to stop the experiment He therefore removed the plaster and a few minutes after an enormous blister appeared on the spot, attesting the strongly vesicating property of the freshly laid eggs. In the larvae the property was found to be much less intense. Ten larvae, several days old, were crushed and made into a plaster, which was applied as - before. Even after eight hours nothing more than a considerable inflammation was developed, and no blister appeared- .- When, however, a larger application of the crushed bodies of two dozen similar larvae was mada. Jjllstot was produced after the lapse of the same time. threw herself screaming the She tor her hair, gnashed her teeth and howled and had convulsions; then the averred that she saw sstan standing at her elbow and went off again. Jlnallyeomlng to herself, she pat her and ties to be bought, handkerchiefs hand into her pocket snJgav Mias to hem and mark and n thousand Ash a note, greasy at the edge and buttons to see to. Estelle worked ameUing of smoke. I sttsres I went to Madam Smith and told diligently, and her dainty French her what to Tiaras of jewels are loss worn thla ah said. "I paid My, , needlework was a perfect marvel She season than last, even by the marked ali .and beautl- - her S3 to say it As for your watch, dames and rich young matrons.grande Tha read that" f uliy, coiffures are simple,' being close to tho And the Miss Ash, envelope, tearing She sat in "madama'a" room and head, yet waived on the sides, and stitched and Betsy Baker looked at read these lines la Dick's hand: m dressed at the back neither high nor Dish Ainrrr Please forgive her malevolently, when she brought low, but between. The forehead is one watch. wanted I Ive your got left uncovered!' as much as sip the linen from the wash; for Mias so bad. and care take of it, good in Ash praised the glrla work, and bad and hair, after being parted, is it back when pa gives me a held the doWn closoly with very small spoken in the kitchen of her beeuti-iu- l bring one. new Dick." Your affectionato black hair." Mies Ash read the words and fainted jeweled side combs. Them French an't any good, Misa away. She earns to Again, bowfver, .Ash." Betsy had remarked, especialBooks With Colored Xtrilst and went to poor Estelle' funeral, when what call I It been suggested that the con has charity and ly they're over flower her grave. trast between folk" But Mias Ash had resented And planted the black and white of Baker did not die at once, the remark, and now Betsy hsld ber as sheBetty ffould in a play, though she left a printed page would bs less trying to the eye If the latter could simultanepeace. d And Dick whistled and banged the house that day. But no charms for Misa Ash ously rest on a bit of color. Accordabout the house. And the young and Boston publisher is getting ingly, more.' any old women were at work up stairs, out books that have margins of azure, astride CssieS by 1ererty. g and there was no more yellow or green. No reports have or inquiries of soothsayers until a - Two weeks ago la the Swiss city of busa received a to tha success of the morning when a rah stopped at the Geneva, with lid. 000 of a population, experiment among the disinterested door, and a big trunk waa pat on be- largely Coating, there were, accord- purchasers. r hind, and Dick kissed hia aunt and ing to the official record, twenty-onGe was off. Then Miss Ash, folding her suicides and In all but one or two Hanks My baby is hands together at her belt, heaved a cases scraps of papers were found in which the victims stated that they months old and can talk, great igh, and said aloud: could bear tho pangs of poverty no i Banka It must bo a girl Detroit Well, 1 must go aad see Madam Free Pres Sbonth snd ask her how longer, on floor. -- f bis-clot- hs pos-ibl- 1 fortane-telliogha- table-tippin- e ,! e, DRESS THE DEADLY HANDBAG. T1IE PLANTATION. O.V II Crat4 CoaiUriitlloii Fact Abont Anoaf ii I OLD - FASHIONED SAUSAGEMAKING IN THE SOUTH. SUITS TO RENT. th lb Mu More men than ever buy dross suits Some one on the first car of an elevated tram threw a handbag out in nowadays, and more dre- - suits are the station platform the other day , hired also. There are in New York Xethlnf Ilk lb ffwlsrs Process when the train had came to a stand-- 1 probably fifty or sixty places where Sun Hohnd Chs still, Mys the New York Tribune. Ha ' (Irens suite an is hired, sas the from sd Back Bon Stmw Ammlti Bceaee had previously shouted to the gate-ma- n of that city. The cost varies to call hie attention to the bag, fifty cents to f.T a night, depending on Among lb k(roas not beard Mau localities and the character of the suit. but ibogateman-feaeuita It 'waa an old bag Scarred' and 'The wearwneol, bww g In the immense esand it lay on the platform, elude guests in hotels and visitors in scratched, tablishments of the West and elsequashed down on one side as if there the city who hAVT5 unexpectedly found , where everything, no doubt is con- were of a dress suit. Dress suits ai-something heavy in it Elevated need ducted with dispatch and precision, road travelers sent in the season from this city daily looks not like did tho but on the plantation hog killing is an of that bag. In thee days hen it is to Brookly n and I oug island , Hoboken, Important event, attended with much supposed to be a favorite pastime ot Jersey City and Maten island, and bustle and ceremony. Housekeepers bloodthirsty anarchists to toerf' dyna- frequently to places further away arrange thoir social affairs and their mite and. .infernal machines around There is one establishment whose ftylgw.lq l.a.ht,Iai.Ty .mfipln ilnrpt show q Wild sole business is renting dress suits. xariOUaAflp8fthrpai.LwItJl being at leisure at a certain time, be-- eagerness to pick up lost bundles or T CeneraTIy The busiueas XS TKITtet Dir hr cause they are going to kill, and connection with soma" other trade, Into packages. various domestio events are post- pry borne men hire a dress suit once a off on and first the People getting poned pr hastened with reference to cars of trains showed an especial season, others two or three times, and the butchering. aversion to this When their others again hire them season after It Is still the custom to make hogshea- glances first fell bag. on it they sidled season, thus avoiding the trouole of d-cheese and mu- scrapple, away and got down the platform with keeping dress suits of their own in M the establishment devoted ex-- 1 sages" and liver" puddings," all sea alacrity. Women coming unhxpect- soned with delicate discrimination; to to there arekepT clusively started it back, edly up upon gathered back-bon- e make a savory 'The stew, their skirts and ran. Men circled in stock from 250 to 350 suits compounded with great yellow turnips, around it skillfully and went away suits are of good quality and fashionsweetened by the frost; to convert the with a relieved But one ably cut. The charges run from 12 loot into jelly, pretty to seo and pleas- old man had a expression. conscience. He was to 1 3 dollars. Tha latter price might ant to taste, and to h&ng great hams not to sway and leave be charged for a suit that had never sides side by side in cool," that willing to go and threaten others. He been worn A party of a dozen or shaded smoke houses," dedicated to drew danger off about ten feet and looked at fifteen men hiring togother would get them entirely, to be cured by smok- it. ' Backing .Sometimes enaway, with a watehful them at 11.50 each. ing corn cabs in the way. eye kep on it, he reached the gate-matire clubs, perhaps fifty or sixty men, To initiate, proceedings sacrificial hire suits for a ball or reception. In fires are built under the great iron such cases they get them at perhaps to like he "I dont said; 1 a suit. When strangers want to pots standing so Innocently on their scareSay," on but theres something three stunted legs in one corner of the the you, hire dress suits a depoite is sometimes be that dangerplatform might yard, and into these receptacles buck- ous." s required, usually $20 or $25. et after bucket of water is poured; big The ordinary life of a dress suit is Whats askod that?" the gentlepans, long unused, aro hunted up and man, about two years. After that it is let ticket a violently. chopping knives sharpened on the slowly-turnin- g a lower price, perhaps $1.50, to be Its on the end of the platform," at Then the ebon masgrindstone. worn in amateur minstrel entertainsaid man the little nervously. ter of oeremonies old Uncle January, ments, or for uses entailing harder Eh? said the gcntloman.not lookhis ears prudently swathed about to wear than it would lie likely to get in around. ward off the chilling blasts, an im- ing soeial service. In their final ordinary bo a It bomb or might dynamite, provised apron of cotton-baggin- g said the man with brotherly kindness estate ttie coats aro sold to waiters for girding hls loins, provides himself in his voice. $2 50 or $.!. bueh coats may le in with corn and loaning over the pasture and not much worn but good What? said the gateman. looking not inorder, fence calls encouragingly and invitho current sty le. himself. Where? frightened ingly to tho unsuspecting swine. Of course winter is tho best season Up there, said tho old man pointThey are tolled into an enclosure, for tMs business, but there is somesays the Philadelphia Times, and as ing. What? said the chopper," thing doing the year round. It Is not they crunch their corn those most con- scornfully. ho went boldly unusual for men going away over SunTnen cerned leisurely discuss the relative tho day to hire dress suits to take away conditions of the animals and decide along the platform and picked up with them. Tho best months of the bag. on the chosen victims. The execuFraid of he asked, year are January and February; that bag tioner stoops and seizes the victim Look greatest demand of all comes on arm's at it holding hind-leg.length. " nearest him by the His nights of the great public balls. of I it. afraid here, aint frantic yells and struggles warn the He of and out let his hand, it slip ! hiUdelphl (ompUcoc7i rest to fly, and then follows an anias it struck the platform the little mated scene. is a good place to obPhiladelphia Pandemonium reigns for a season, man shut his eyes and gasped. Then serve the oblivion of the rest of the lids he opened his slowly. and then, one by one, the captives are human race the select few. At the It doesnt seem to bo an explo- time of theby Willing-Astor dragged across the yard to the execuwedding he said with a relieved sigh. Walnut street was filled by the curition, followed by interested specta- sive, said the gateman. Explosive? tors, and a sudden cessation of the vulgar crowd that a much-talke- d Thats train pa pors in it, and ous, of function brings together. The protesting grunts tells when the the littlegot man went away, cowed by breathing, pulsing life has become ex- the long line of carriages filled the street, intelligence of the man and to reach them superior of mass reflesh inert tinct, only 'a young girls in their who was brave because he knew what costumes walked baremaining. The next day all is ready was in tho sumptuous bag. for sausage making. Colored women headed down the street, talking and bustle about, displaying an unusual laughing loudly and apparently unof ViBflytirdi Eorops conscious that there was a stray creaactivity worthy of the occasion, getThe vineyards of Europe cover ture in the streets except themselves. ting in order the various vehicles for with comes first acres.Jtaly d Tho primitive, the process. To mention Philadelphia is to recall stuffer is given a fresh bath 8.575.000 acres, followed by France the late George II. Boker. A young 4,012,500, and fastened in place, as if with tha with 4,592,500, Spain with man who hal been wiiting up the litconsciousness of its nifw importance. Austria and Hungary with 1,637,50 society of tho different cities erary Thfi grinder is fixed," and hands and Germany with 3o0,000 acres. Tho went td Philadelphia on the same of the aro set to work, separating the smooth annual average production is put at 2,652,- - quest. Having a letter of Introducwhite fat" from the pink, lean m'ttt, European vineyards ha asked him who tion to Mr. 800.000 gallons; Italy producing (in constituted Poker, and cutting the former Into plump lit- round the literary society of 697,000,000 gallons, tle squares, to be thrown into the great I raneenumbers) After a moments hesi- Philadelphia. black caldron, presently to emerge Austro-IIungar- y and Spain 608,000,000 each, tation Mr. Boker replied: New I. 208,000,000 and Ger- York Advertiser. drained of all their succulence im the many 51,000,000 gallons. Spain exform of crisp brown "era klings." tf tb Earth Wara The scene of operations Is no ports most wine (200,000,000 gallons), but it is chiefly of a common kind. The share of land falling to each longer in the open 'Air, but in the inhabitant ot the globe, in tha event outer room 'of the meat house.. The MASCULINITIES. of a partition, might be set down as difference in thq ages of tho workers and one-ha- lf acre. The there is only equaled by the variety of An English marquis Is taking a ret- twenty-thro- e topics discussed, as the knives steadily inue of eleven servants to India with land surface of the globe contains, as cut and chop, the lard kettles bubble him for a tiger hunt nearly as possible 33,600,000,00 acres, divided among the 1,500,000.-00- 0 and splutter and -- the grinder and which, Virtue lends dignity to a man. bnt inhabitants which the world constuffer perform their destined duties. sometimes lends dollars." wickedness Some one tells how ole Miss" used Mid a tains, according to the latest estimates, cynie who had never dared to would to make candles and how she herself tell a tie. give each of them the above-name- d used to mix the dyes made of walnut quantity. Taking the entire Edward T. Langtry, husband jfthe population and maple for all the cloth used on o( the world . there are Lily, la on his way to this country. nearly twenty-nin- e inhabitants to their place and how every spring and He comes, if rumor be reliable, to ac- every square mile. The . following every fall Tegular" there was that six yards of ozenburg and a dress quire a divorce. figures show the number of persons The youngest ambassador at any (omitting fractions) to the square mile pattern of mixed check cornin to every in the various divisions of Hie globe: omen and gal on the plantation. An- foreign court is Prince Frans Lichtenother tolls how een de old times dey stein, who has been accredited by Europe eighty-eigh- t; Asia, forty-siusen neber put Musage an lard and Austria to SL Petersburg. Africa, eighteen; North America.nine; aieh-likIn nulhln tall ceptin dem It is Mid tbstonly three individuals South America, four; oceanic and polbig calabash gourd, what wont grow have any right to My we In writing ar regions, two. Brooklyn Eagle. no more now, and she recalls the or speaking, vis: an emperor, an edMilk. facts that they always used the little itor and the man n ith a tape-wormilk of can is placed near an a If no stuff had with to "never gourds It is discouraging to a newly mar- open vessel containing and sbe regards ried man new fangled doings turpentine, the to sear his conscience prais- smell of is soon communistuffer with dethe important-lookinturpentine ing his blushing little wifes first cated to the milk. The same result cided disapproval, as she hastens to cakd, and then have ber tell him sbe occurs as ""- regards tobacco, paraffine, rectify some mishap that has befallen got it at the baker's, assafuptffia, camphor and many other her manipulations. Pond of Milford, Moss., one Gilbert substances. Milk So the talk goes "on, until long smelling musicians in the coun- strong should also be kept at a distance from links oF ahlntng plump sansager are ofjhe oldest has celebrsted his 80th birthday." volatile substance, and milk hanging In rows from the rafters of try. He played with the Milford brass every which-hstood in sick chambers-sho- uld the moat room and great cans of of Banker band dedication the at the be drunk. The power never frehlard SreV set away to cool. Ail Hill monument. " milk to of the taste of druga . in the ceremonies, disguise having participants Rev. Dr. C. Ellis Stevens of Philaas potassium, iodide(opium, salicylate, had thoir fill of crackling, bread aad fresh meat, go off laden with their re- delphia has been created a knight etc. is well known.' commander of one of the highest orspective shares of the chitlins and in Portugal. Dr. Stevens is the F.noaxH Troeble to Beglo On. and pickings generally. ders trimmings of Sources of tb Constitution author The light and joy of a pleasant De a The housemistress heaves sigh of troit home is a relief. when the key of IheTneat room ot tb United States." boy of A yonng clergyman startled a LonIs brought to her after the final bright and happy temperamentr A' washin up is don and the knows don congregation lately by announcday or two ago a gentleman visiting the family engaged the little tot in that the important event is over and ing hymn Ia hls nervousness he conversation, and one of the numerthat the family and those depending on them are well provided with their had confused the offertory total of ous questions he was called upon to store ot winter goodie resulting from the previous Sunday with the hymn answer was: Are you married? he figures. Yes, Samuel White, who, lives at Bolton, replied the gentleman; ana Mas, is a descendant in the fifth then he added playfully, Are you? Crlsprs Insight let Hams Xetere. No, came the quick response, I have known in my lifetime not a generation of Peregrin White, tha few publio men recognized as great, first white child born in New Eng- luilli:S.'fepP Vaccinated- but I have never known one who had land. He is a hale old man of 91 Only Cotll Death. such insight into human nature, or years, who has never used liquor or A man in Australia had a new and" one who had a more inflexible rule of Vobscco. "John Phoenix" gave a Boston firm brilliant idea not long ago in regard public conduct In speaking ot him to the interpretation of the clause in one day Cardinal X , one of the lib- a little advertisement. . Entering Till death do erals of the Sacred college. I referred large store In that eity one day, he hls marriage rows. to Crispis Intimacy with things at tb Mid to one of the proprietors:l!!l us part." Ills wife died, luckily as tha following facts demonstrate, His knowl Vatican and he replied: think 1 would like to tuttle a little. "To tattle! What do yon mean by and since he was bound only till death edge ot our affairs excites the astonishment ot all of ns; U ts like intuLthat?" I don't know,- - gravely re- to his wife, the husband refused to tion. He knows us better than we plied the humorist, "but I read an in- pay her funeral expenses. The court know ourselves, and tho black an- vitation over the door, 'Call A Tat- promptly decided that a husband's W. J tle. and thought I would like to know duty only ceased when the undertakarchy as well as the red. ' ers bill was paid. Stillman In Century. ' bow id do 1 " . d pork-packin- e odd-looki- ess -- n. 02 long-handle- 1 1 t x; e' g a -- five-year-o- ld fourteen-and-seven-pen- ! 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