Show BARBS By Torn Tom Sims About nino nine Inches of rain fellin fell Cell fellIn In New v Orleans and well we'll bet the dairymen left the tops tOIS off their cans Does your garden need rain Plant onions with your potatoes The onions will make their eyes water Coffee originated In Africa an and some of It seems to be mighty weak from Its long trip Its It's harder to keep a girl In clothes during the swimming sea sea- season sea season son Finding a horseshoe horseshoe or being on good terms with the boss are 2010 both considered signs of ot goodluck good goodluck goodluck luck Opening an umbrella in the house or bumping a traffic cop with your car are signs of bad luck S Chicago admits she has too many robbers but doesn't say just how man many would be bo enough The only way to pass safely through all the ups and downs ot of life lICe Is la by staying on the level A fellow tellow who ho has been mar mar- married tied ried only a couple of ot years cars tells us he ho Is already assistant head ot of his home bome Some college boya boyk will will hunt va- va vacation va vacation cation positions all summer while others will get jobs Copyright 1926 NEA Service Inc |