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Show Itcnvrr I'oatarrlpl. A !R Pugilist Jiffrlc' father hn fallen heir to 12,000 through the death ot a near ft Wi relative. Ills muscular son has several llifJ times fallen heir to much larger amounts m$ throagh the crippling of a comparative E flR tranger. fj W3 Oom Paul Krugar say s that lie Is get- J H ling so many English count, earl, jm duket and things like that oa hand a 'ft prisoners thai be is becoming punted U t& to know what disposition to make of 9 H them. II his desire to got rid of them jg H becomes unbearable, he can send them H over here and our sweet hot brainless W H taiternhelrcat swill do the rest. H The msny Kantucklsns who have "," M been arrested lor complicity in th doe- A H be) attaislnatlon so Indignantly deny J H any knowledge ot the affair that nsus- M plclont gaining strength that the dls- tlngnlihed gentleman may have died jk M from heart failure. if M What a grim old Joker is King Bores I ll( H Every cyclone that lilts prohibition rV! H Kanasstomttwith a corkscrew motion. jH The man whj discovered Admiral H Dawey at a prestdtntal possibility wai a H wo-man. 1 B The crarol Russia has gone to Moscow u to spend a week In prayer that his nsxt i Jt born may be a boy. A man who I so M eager (or a masculine kid ai all that M thoold be fayoreJ by heaven with a pair M A Kansas City roan who married as H Oklahoma girl by telegraph Insisted M upon haying the preacher at his and ol M the line. II seemed to b determined I that the flrtl bride kiss ihould be re- M served far hlmselt. B TheEouth African war has so depleted H the market ol titled batcbalor that an H American heiress to (30,000,000 hat con- H eluded that the best thing she can do under tht ditlrriiiog clrcurastancts H It to marry a plain Chicago lawjar. H "Lilt your thoughts opwnrd," said a H good minister ol Deovar at bit Eailtr H Issrvlcei.andthsltdlcalnths.contraia' H S.tu4ftw"tgte5ittt'ri5"tti', , ,. wiw.H bat the rebmouejoughieaii lodgad In H the greenhouse displays on t'herrieadf ' H aodwer utltrly unable to tttrlcate JM themtelvra for more lolly (light. H A scientist sayt some wild animals ', csu live years wlth.ut water. Bom H H human animals can do the tarn thing H If ether liquids are handy. H Tb wall paper trust hatgonalo tho Btaaral |