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Show SsVr 1: SAVED Kind Hr Choice. Ilk short n en p.- Said he "lv r tne I...I.I or shy men' and softly suht (he tr.fpel her 'Em sure I fuvi.r liyimn" dentist ' a QUEER! "Sound asleep, so you can t wake him up' "Ye." EOY OF CHICAGO TO WED est man in the United States senate ALBERT J. BEVERIDGE. (vheu he enteied eight tears ago at be age of 36 Ills gift of or.tiory him a national reputation j had gained firl Comet from Prominent Family even before he became a senator. He and Has Been Presented at Sev- staitbd the ,,tald old senate with bis methods of procedure and hi. eral European Courts Brideotrenuositv has caused him to b groom a National Figure. refei red to a 'the young mans sort Katherine (Tin ago. MUs x Eddy, of a man " of Mr and Mrs Augustus N. The senator was a pip boy in Ohio this city has been wooed and when he was 1J yearn old The na f,u lives of Highland County, phio, are son In I lilted States Senator of Indiana. Senator Beveridge for Europe. Miss jeot ut ly sailed jddv is in Germany visiting her bother Spencer Eddy, who is secre-Bi- r if the United St ates legation in P110UTH c glSS RED TIE TAG tt .. K&wm j jaii-li- id iiVfltH', Bev-tiidg- c flve-dol-l- "You could break his Jaw or black his eve and he wouldn t feel It" 'He would know nothing about it. How Iona does he sleep pro"The physical Insensibility duced by Inhaling the gas lasts a min ute or probably a little less (Jot "I expect that's long enough It all read for a fellow to take" Yea Take a seat In this chair and show me your tooth. said the excited "Tooth nothing! caller, beginning rapidly to remove hi coat and vest, "I wnt you to pull a porous plaster ofT my back. OF A SENATOR BRIDE Meant Woman's Assistance Much to This Tramp. from which his very soul shrinks and so It la with me at this time. Unless, madam. In 'the name of pity, yon give me assistance, 1 will be compelled to do something which I never before have done, which I would greatly dislike to do. Much Impressed, the lady made haste to place In his hand a bill. As the man pocketed it with profuse thanks, ahe inquired: "Aad what la the dreadful thing I have kept you from doing, my poor man V Work," waa the brief and mournful reply. Harper's Weekly. J U(1,;e do replied the dentist Doe it jiul a fellow to sleep?" "It does " V FATE. A man, madam, fa often forced by the whip of hunger to many things ,i von give gan her?" asked wll1 looking oiaa who rushed lulo a Do DREAD A certain lady, noted for her kind heart and open hand, waa approached not long ago by a man who, with tragic sir, began: GfflTHm 2R0Q.QS AT THE DENTIST'S. FROM -- 1 pieun W are sole agents of tbit the WedtBf twines. Here Is the proof - tow test It Ik aKM l of guta 9M poiiU PUMAUTH KM) TAG Berlin 1 ie date of the wedding, according lo fi lends here, has not been definitely fixed, but will occur before con leassembles )n December. WESTERN MEN IN NEW YORK. jres-The announcement of the engageBrains of Mountain and Pralris in De- ment of Miss Eddv to Senator Bever-Idg,- i rented no surprise in Washing mand in the Financial Center. Miss Eddy Su-n- t the last two ton In that city, and her parents n Ever since the early days, when D. a fashionable in gvt apartment O. Mills, J. B. Uaggln and James R. a t Sixteenth nd tiJL street,, Keene "emigrated" from California Ao ioiiT-ies- l The family dosed the .xevr York," the metropolis has been ' In the spring, and drawing largely on the west and south Ipai nient early UU-Eddv went to Europe to arrange lor Its aupply of men who do things Theodore P. Shouts, both a southerner ier hom-s-aMi-- s Eddv is a niece of Mrs. Marand westerner, who has undertaken to Both her father and Bolve New Yorks great transit prob- ch ill Field lem, Is the latest importation in re- mother belong to the families long Her mother sponse to the call of the east prominent In Chicago. The promptness with which Thoa. F. v.i - Miss Alible L Spencer, daughter Ryan, of Virginia, turned the Equit- af tin founder of the film of Hibbard, able Life Assurance Society over to Spent er & Co. Its policyholders, who now elect a maShe was graduated some years ago jority of Its Board of Directors, and from an eastein college and after her divested himself of the control of the stock which he bought from Jas. H. graduation spent some time abroad. Hyde, and the success of the new She was piesented to Chicago society management of the Society under the (our or five years ago, and since then direction of President Paul Morton, ha-- , spent a part of each year In have created a demand for the strong Europe, traveling sometimes with men of the south and weat-tb- at' la her mother and at other times with greater than ever before. Under the Mis Marshall Field She Is a Morton management the Equitable has d of rare ability and has been made a better showing than any other at several of the courts of insurance company In the way of improved methods, economies and In- Elliojie .Us ilJJv ha g.eat peisonnl creased returns to io!lcyholder. E. H. Gary, head of the greatest cor charm She Is tall, slender and gracefporatlon In the world the U. S. Steel ul. and has a wealth of golden hair Co. John W. Gates, Henry C. Frick. which she wears In heavy braids Norman B. Ream, Win. H. Moore and twined about the crown of her head, Daniel O. Reid are other westerners alluded to by her friends as Kathwho are among the biggest men In erine Eddy's natural coronet " New York. Miss Eddy Is fond of walking, and while In Washington she and Senator Humming Birds In England. Bevei Idge took long walks Considerable Interest la excited by Into the frequently country and not infrequently the bumming birds now on view at Miss his Biddy accompanied him on the zoological garlena. Fifty-thre- e f She morning walk (o the capitol. these tiny, fragile birds were taken took the keenest Interest In his strugon board from Venezuela; many died gle for to prevent the emlegislation on the voyage, but the fittest (arployment of child labor and was inrived, and 20 reached Regent's park terested In his speeches. alive. At the time of writing 17 are Senator Beveridge was the young- shown in two large glass cages with flowering plants, aid which placed la the Insect-houae- , Portable church fqr panama be kept at high temperature. Mohs i. L lu s cage near look bigger than thus WIII Ba Made In New York, Shipped small birds. It is tosbe hoped tint to Colon, and 8et Up. these dainty feathered gema may file kindly to their new surroundings, aid New York. The first church made live long to delight the eyes of mazy in New York" and set up lo a' distant dwellers In smoky London. r land will be one at Colon, Panama. To . Gazette. accommodate the Increasing number of nlad tkat on exch ball Br la TAG with feeU twine equals Ordinary iro? which ouuiains foreign weigh! d si.Iminoi me&sures but ifo UUU feel KLI) 'IAt avv feet fur every MJ pounds, amt you free from lumpy and thin places. fur Cae Threw hers (Cokbu Ba n Agents and Cooper Waitous Md orruick MaoUxImm etc Write or oall. aUufaciory terms and price , Consolidated tea-o- I oll-.- e . How He Caught Tham. Ate h b tsbop" AVha te ley hud a true sense of (trammer, says an old Blngilsh-mawho remembers him, and delight Out ed to spring catch questions was: What Is the vocative of a rat" Generally the assured answer was, Oh. cat!" The archblahop would smile then and say, No. Puss, pusa!" Youths Companion. a i 1 do ao admire those officers. I don't haw How strange! and ran t understand er what there them. about Is haw to admire Theyre Just er men dressed up. She He Scraps. AN IGNORANT DOG. Philosophical Tip. With a bow and a cheerful smile The Juggler of cupehnd pistes l Thus spake ss he pocketed 4il things come to Idin who waits' Chh ago Dally News fee-"Al- Gompy Leadlaa I male neat Dealers Utah aid Idaho C force T. Odell. Geaeral Maaacer Nwm ( Salt LaK, Ogdn. Logan. Idaho Fallj and Montptlhr. Just as good as Diamonds s the balance of our stock. We absolutely guarantee everything we sell Ifor repair. own fault you are Its your not satisfied. MI8S KATHERINE EDOY. (Chicago Girl Who Wilt Wad 8nator Beveridge.) lln-lui- pre-leute- Next In Line. Clancy (with paper) Glory be! 1 wondher Iv mlritrlea'U Her cease? Theyve wirelessed th' air, weighed lh' owl an' now, bedad, they've tb breath! I wonder what they'll do nlxt? Connolly Faith, It ain't too much to predict that in a month er so they'll be radtn' th' unwritten law! Puck photy-graphe- d Sura Wlnntr. What la the plot In your new Brown (the other aide of the fence) drama?" It has aone. lie's only playing. You know a But how can It aucceed?" harking dog never bites. "Hush. New Idea. Were going to Jones Yes, I know it, but the let the audience guess on the plot at bloomin' dog don't. I'll bet. SO cents a throw. They can't win. Can you beat It? Milwaukee SenThe Sad tide. ; tinel. Tta far more bleeeed, eo they eay, To gtve then to receive. --Tie ilkss Us wars ef4&Saiswae uapftimeifcMwaeeairvir ' Revenge. Flrat Small Boy I'm goln' ter git square add pa ter lickin' me . ter-da- Second Small Boy ter? First Small How yer goln Why, asked her mother, Mr. Snlggsley ence In lovemaking? baa had d do you experi- I noticed that he took pains whenever he tried to kiss me to arrange It ao that we could not be seen by any-on- e who might be peeping through the keyhole." Chicago Record-Herald- . TOO BUSY TO TALK. Handsome Pete Bay, leddy. dls nickel you Juat give me Is load. Philanthropic MIbs Why, is It pos slble! Well, never mind, my poor man, you may keep It as a reward for tour unusual honesty. Chicago News v Perhaps H Ws the Ode to Blame. Hicks He first met hla wife whea he was on a camping trip down fa the Maine woods, but their marnagt isnt happy Wkka Ah, I sue. He mistook bar for a dear. - - An Observation. The man whe ha the softest snsp (It's saying nothing rash) IS he who's almost always sure To hsvs the most bard cash. Judge A SMALL SECRET. 9 played-n- TtTIT houses, every night for a week, and ever got a band. Oreencloth And I've played hand, every bight for a week, and never got a full house Puck. 8a v teg Hia Life. The Maa la Hey! I'm drowsing. Jump In and pull me out? The Mas as the Pier I can't The Man In Well, Jump in aad let ms etsnd on you, you blithering Idiot! Harper's Weekly. New York. -- i Darwin Pearl Klttgkley, who has been elected president of the New York Life Insurance company, was a teacher and a newspaper man before he entered the Insurance business. In 1886 he was elected state suauditor of Colorado and perintendent of insurance, and in 1889 he entered the New York Life as agency Inspector for New England. He was elected trustee and third vice president In 1898 and was chosen vice president in 1903. Mr. Kingsley was born in Alburgh, VL, in 1857, and was educated at Barre Academy and the University of Vermont, being graduated "honor man In 1881, winning election to Phi Beta Kaopa. In 1882 he went to Colorado, and two years later he waa a delegate to the national The,Church for Colon. white residents In that section who wish to attend service on Sundays, and who now hold religious services in the hotel parlors, plans are under way for the setting up of a portable church, similar to those of the United The building will be made States. In New York In sections, and shipped to Colon, Where It can be put together easily. Thfe portable church still possesses the feature of novelty, although It has been growing In favor and In use durAt ing the past five or six years. least 30 such structures are to be found within the limits of Greater New York. The buildings are eonstructed In section, usually two feet nine Inches by twelve feet. The blank sections are made all alike, so that they can go together any way without being numbered, except those framing the ! The material windows and doors. used Is generally yellow pine throughout. and with the exception of the sills, girders and cross beams, for The roofs which spruce Is preferred. at4 covered with sheets of galvanized steel laid under sheet asbestos The buddings are as a rule church-- t y in appearance, and fairly comfort bl. They are built to accommodate , " fronTl W to' TOO," according to size of Windows of Imitation ,talrfed glass accomjutny the frame t( the church and zhed a softening .jow through " the little brown In- - Might Drop Dead. Understand the Taste His Customers. of Two men were discussing the various food products now being supplied In such variety and abundance. One, & grocer, said, I frequently try a package or so of any ceitain ancle Now Stop I before offering It to my trade, and in "What a cut up he is. Isn't he?" that way sometimes form a different "In what wav" idea than my customer s have. "He wmks in a butcher shop" Mil'Tor Instance, I thought I would try waukee Sentiuel. some Postuni Food Coffee, to see what reason there was for such a call for it. TOO LATE. At breakfast I didn't like it and supper proved the same, so 1 natunRv concluded that mv taste was d.ffo-en- t from that of the customers who bought it right along A day or two after, I waited on a lady who was having a JV pa k.ige and told her I couldu't undei stand how one could fancy the taste of Postum I know Just whit is the matte she said, you put the coff-- e boi.-n the stove for Just fifteen minns an ten minutes of that time it simmered, aad perhaps five minutes it boiled now If you will have it left to boil full fifteen minute after It conn tenres to find .Iwtt, yoa-wtU-beverage, rich in food value of gluten and phosphates, so choice that vou will never abandon It. parttcularlv when you see the great gain In he ilth Wel! I took another trial and sure enongh'I joined the Postum army for good, and life seems worth living since Tb Needy One 1 say, old chap, I have gotten rid of tny old time storn- could you lend me five for a day or aeh and kidney troubles 1 ' two? Postum is no sort of medicine, but Th Other One My dear fellow, the pure liquid food, and this, together five I lend la out at present, and Ive with a relief from coffee worked the several names down for It when it change. Theres a Reason. ( ernes back Read The Road to WellvlUe, la Plft. j Teilors. 170 tlNSt SALT LAKE CITY. UTAH, KNEW BETTER THAN THAT. City Youth Could Believe Much but There Wae a Limit. The xounger son of a well known politician of Chicago has spent pretty much all of his life In the big city by the lake, and. consequently, knows little of country ways and things. Not long ago he visited a man he had met in Chicago, and who maintains a big farm near CalKv-whithhe had Insisted the youngster come for k lengthy stay. One day the Chlcagw' youth, was. wandering about the farm, closely examining the top. ends and aides of a certain trim, object fenced round In the paddock. "What Ire you searching for, Jimmy? asked the owner of the place, with quizzical smile "Where are the doori and windows?" asked .Jimmy Doora and windows! Why, Jtninty, that's haystack. "Look here, old man, ' exclaimed Jimmy, "I may be only a green person fiotn the city, but you er well-mad- cant grow e bluff me that way. Ha doesn't in lumps like that!" Harper a Weekly. Toad as Assistant Gardener. By actual inspection of a big, fat toad's stomach it waa found to contain not less than 50 large grain; vine worms, 55 potato hogs, 60 sowbugs. 40 angleworms, with, by way of seasoning, numerous flies and mosquitoes. Now multiply this, and I think you will appreciate the value of an army of toads on your premises, or any number required, according to the services that may reasonably be ex- pected Life. from one toad, Suburban Great Land Owner. The Duke of Northumberland is the His largest land owner in England estates stretch almost from sea to sea, and he can ride 100 miles and not In aponce leave his own domain pearance he is tall and thin', with redHe dish hair and flowing whiskers is old fashioned in manner and shows many of the attributes of a grand And he lias all the pride seigneur. of the Rrcys and kueps- up to (he full He was their Olympian traditions once'heurd to say:- - ' You will have to go a long way hack in our record to find a Percy who was either idle or a In religion he is an spendthrift." like his father and he has converted the duchess to his own be- ' Couldn't 1 Each After His Kind. .,..,GxeeoTOOme-I'v- Sketch of D, P. Kingsley, Recently Elected Preeldent. ' Oh. If I ooufil only ftml In inf lust summer's vest A musty oht I r bill m can guess the rest Well, Chicago Dally Sews. Mlatreae How la It I never hear aay talk In the kitchen, Jane, a hen your young man visits you? Jane Oh, ma'am, he'a that modest that he does aothing but eat when he calls oa ms. HEAD OF NEW YORK LIFE. NEW Manlike. Breathless, they .stood at last upas the towering Adirondack peak. There, she said angrily, we haw climbed all this distance to sdrnhv the beauties of nature, end we left the glads at home," Tranquilly smiling, he shifted tbs lunch basket to the other arm. "Never mind, dear. he said, "ft won't hurt us, Just this once, to drink out of the bottle." No Novice. think showed Itself. At 14 he was a laborer, and two years later was working in a logging camp in Illinois. It was in the log glng camp that he began ro study na In 1881 he borrowed tlonal affairs. 150 front a friend and entered De -- Pauw university at Greencastle, Ind Here he won all the debates and got prizes enough to pay his college ex two years In 1885, after pene two years of work on a ranch, he returned to Indianapolis and began the study of law. Mr. Beveridge married Katherine Langsdale at Greencastle, ind., in 1887. She died In 1900. Wt-mlnste- Boy When de circus cornea along I'm gain' ter say I don't care ter go. Judge. . said to eisilv local! him because of bis tiiiihmouH namre. which early - Irv-ingi- lief. R, KINGSLEY. (New President of the-- New York iLlfe Insuranoo Company.) .DARWIN- - - " Among bla Republican convention. insurance associates he la known as a conservative, and his watchwords are safety and economy. Fishing Time. Some piscatorial eqnlvooator ha the audacity to send me a sheekia postcard made in the shape of a imail, t fish, with a stamp on its tali. Printed on one aide waa this. When felling about It don't let your little fish turn into a whale" Of comae, an appeal to the mist office department will be made. This is libeloua one-ren- Biggest Cranberry Bog. matter. N.. Y ..Press- - ' 'ar?p? eranberry ,bqg in, th b established In this 'vorlJ Tantalizing Metal when completed It will cover st1A rare metal which ha attracted 'd acres, of which 300 will b under attention during the last cultivation by July 1. Th work of universal two years, while before It was scarce-U(I cultivating ' the bog known outside of some scientific ly th was beBun nlore two Jears tz tantalum, so named nd sine then a force of more than laboratories, by Its discoverer, Ekelberg. on raen ias een Bt worL of the tantalizing difficulties The bog ie located on what Is fnr in extracting the metal the moat part I natural's e a n p'brdeV- - ffitperlenced from U3 ores, Tantalum t one of the on a from which water pond Is ng distributed over the swamp by a hardest substances known, and Us use for scientific Jnstrumcnu wtll pumping station. Boston Herald.' - ; 'doubtless be developed In $ very re-- , markable degree Engineering Mag There are mane lar talea connected with small fish tin. Th - nt , Dark Futura for Baby. k 0r U ?!H.OW -- svlfnx baU" eHIld lifio to $10 We'll, have to go ou washing baby in the coal scuttle till the prlos come down." Chicago ' ' Journal. "W-h-e-- ' v- - - |