Show SEVEN BY JESSIE IN HENDERSON EL LEE Ut r N Y l T Copyright 1923 by oy The Tho Standard Standard- NEW YORK Aug Aue 11 It It would seem selm at first glance flanco that a city so soI I shrouded in black and purple front from the loft lofty Wool Wool- Woolworth worth Wool worth tower to the poorest tene tene- tenement tene- tene tenement ment mont could have bave but one the whole week through and only one Interest Flags Flag at halt half mast and bed tied with knots of black tor for for- vessels steaming into port with lowered flags and black draped bo boss 5 do Indicate cur the under cur undercurrent rent of ot sadness with which all thoughts and activities are colored lInt But while hUe it mourned a president president dent New York went net ne and its hid vl way 1 happen ludicrous even in the shadow of ot the great event Life In InNe inNet Ne Net York continues as queer as and as fantastic as life AS life in rew York So that een Oten while women of ot all p political organizations organizations hons were praising ing Harding as their very great friend and cen c cn hile hiie people on the da day of mu- mu mu municipal mourning paused upon the street corner with wet eyes eyes- eyes The national a ot of chiropodists were full tull ot of excite excite- excitement ment mont about the civilized omar I heel the association of masters if dancing were ere convening in behalf of oC a new tango drama week was along at the the- Columbia school and Andrew J Yol Vol know stead know who we mean was 9 as posing pasing here en route to Europe Now those here chiropodists ts and the civilized womans woman's 1 you heel heel knothe kno the thing is really getting The head has bas an- an anI announced announced an announced that it iC french heels con con- continue continue con continue I Bith ith the consequent callous on the ball 1011 ot Of o the female foot then the female foot toot is doomed to turn Into a hoof hoot Very likely a a cloven hoot hoof at that So throwaway throw away your French heeled shoes Its It's the only way ay ay to avert and Its It's the only Bay ay you can please a national chiropodist You dont don't ab absolutely need ne d high heels anyway In order to dance the new American tango Step rl right ht up and see sec it demonstrated b by any my one of ot manY score dele dele- delegates dele dele- delegates gates delegates gates to the international lion lon lion ot of masters of ot dancing The new tango tano needs the new music eliminates the cow cow- cow bell ell the and the overworked trombone trombone trombone bone The new dance will not be though though heat hea en knows the old dances had got way beyond that and that and in short like he a prohibition drink It will bate haic vIm without tice ice Which Thich brings us around agaIn to Andrew J Sailing for tor the con con- con ference conference against alcoholism to be x held beheld In Copenhagen en the ex ex from Crom took tool with hIm the assurance that only the rich are drinking no rum Is la being being- bootlegged In New York and nd the era of p prohibition is ts whit brought limousines to the downto downtown downton n East East- Eastside East sida side Ide slums he said as much When it was urged that possible the limousines were the bootleg gets gels cars instead of ot those In to Industrious tenants who had kept sober since prohibition tion went ent Into effect hit Air Aw rats rats- rats Such will undoubtedly be his message fron this country to Copenhagen J Meanwhile In the tho interests ot of economy or something the tho film theatres around Tt rt ii i about to raise rale their Broadway rates to U 2 are a seat scat Of Ot course as usual the ni enter mav may be tin prejudiced iced but our ourI notion Is that anyone anone v iu sho ho jio goes ourI tol to I I I well 85 pr cent ot cent of the eli reI re- re I T I cent films ought not merel merely to be charged 2 a throw but six months In some good Insane asylum The week was notable among other things for tor the gladsome tnt tnt- tid ings tidings that a man cannot play one tune on his phonograph day and night and over and over and get away It elt It Tc To man living t ne door to Edward did It and hailed haded him Into the Tombs police We glio gite three thrle guesses as to what fruity song sony it was the neIghbors tic played Anyway Weal eal tie told the magistrate in effect Yes we got no more composure in In the neighbor |