Show I GOLF AND BRAIN DONT DON'T MIX r j SAYS TWIN AFTER TRYING I r TO PLAY WITH A DUMBBELL e I r y Fem I- I Ir II I t to o Asa d a a Iti s Au Aus r 11 11 1 S1 on the curdy for nn nt and a steam I suppose I T TOW S your golf colt these days das II HORS How n Inquires High Dome I In- In nein In-nein ngan I Nothing to write writ home hone about I tells him I I 1 guess I got cot ot too I brains tot toi the th gameS game'S game How How flow much less leu than none Is fa IsI 1 I many shoots back b ck and I 1 what hat s brains got ot to do pith cow CO COlot cow 1 lot pool I 1 I e anS answers answer but Sou OU gotta have the th arts of ot lea leasing leading Ing em home with Ith our long lone pants It you youfe Is fe s sonna gonna ones pia play I The Thc y Just gets In two way ay of o your lour our shots and and- What that does docs cut In High Dome brains or the tho long rants I Both I returns return Thinking Is the worse wore thing you ou can do on a aI I I golf soli HOTI Ho How course 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bacle ot of ota ofa ofa J I a PIttsburg 10 powerhouse You can cantell cantell cani tell the greens from the sJ I by comparIng em with Ith the I I I rough I 1 II Huh 7 Inquires I mean means I explains e of time you iou ou can be bo on the green and the tho th rough rouen at the same time How Hov II In hell asks Is High Dome Dom greenI I do do lou ou tell lell the difference The She The holes on the th groom freen I 1 re- re returns returns re returns turns as Is is alums lound round I Aint they got cot no flags nags he ants heT ant wants to know heI I Yen Yoh as as s I but but the caddIes get balled up stew erv now and then 1 and nd punt them In wrong places 1 for e amples Never ever mind cuts cub In 11 FInnegan I hasty hat I I aint so o Interested In tho th t of ot the course What at I about you and well TV ell nays Ha I me nr me and Jim starts oft oCt In tho iho th morning Know Kno- Knowing ling 1 tug ing that he ale nin t got tot enough to carry arry on ft n con een e with you you- you Cut the th Insults hulls barks high I Dome and ond and get ret to t the th I results I I bets him a dollar a Il hole I goes on the th round ones oncI I mean Inpan mO inn figuring would bo be b a cinch to bent that bimbo In anything that cAlled for tor above the shoulders My lly first t e Is a peach and would a gone cone on the green Kreen If 1 It w n t tor for the tact fact that lI the e pill pili hit hI three rocks and ca- ca carom ca caromed corned romed rom offs offa two tao 0 tree trees treos and lIy bumped against I a n cracker box box- box G Cracker box cuts In Finnegan What hat was nas that doing on tho iho lh course cou cours roe ThaI That I tells him la In 10 what hat I they calls a casual casual hazard hard at atS S h It If sou ou hits R a a hex box boxon boxon on the course COUl you ou Is la all allowed ed a shot from the lh top ot of It An An tees lees his ball and snipes Ipes It off ott in the he he opposite direction n from where here I been aiming Hey I yelps where herr herl you ou go- go goIng going inc fo-inc Ing The green Kreen aint that way ay es es It I Is iq he h answers 11 ere 1 I for tor- forgot for got to tell you ou What's that's that bunch of t green Kreen grads grus I been aiming at I Inquires Inquire Aint that No 1 1 green I No o nays AllYS he that air ain t no green tall tali t a-t Il The Th grass tr ss I Is la green there on the account of ot a spring being there It sin ain t even on 01 the course Well well ell I goes do done oi n n to 10 th the place where here the ball hit the box I re- re resume re sume eumes and takes takeo a free tree shot otra offa I the top ot of o It It It Its It's a great t e about yards ardo I guess I How How eo many rips gasps High D Dome Two To or I answers You UI ewe uie e It RAIl t from 0 60 to 1100 Inquires 1 Im damn sure ure It was oter OHr o er 60 50 I I replies To To make a long lone hole t I does docs some ome som wonderful pork ork from then and on o and Joe ROCS goes out In par 13 l I Tar Par 13 repeats whits ht ts bogus hopu on that course sup sup- suppo supposed sup supposed po posed to be i i iOne One gu gut guI I tells him h Is 1 sup 1 sup up supposed posed to ha e gone tone around In 1761 hut but the didn't call It official on the account o of some charges charses th that was as made mide about hint him a balls In the Iho dark To go co on with Ith the stor stori I It ou Insists Interrupts HIgh Dome polite but but I d just as soon I swing Ing the th talk to the th new tariff they Is got cot In on swim swim- swimming swim mine ming suits cults tor for goldfish sWim sWim-I U FAIR PLAY I wouldn't rob roh ou sou of o the th rest I ot of the story I return Jim nukes the first hole In 13 too on onI I Recount account of ot a l stunt he h pulls pUlis at the greet Th s Is a lotta lolla hills around the hole and a bushes 11 InI I front of o the ball bail and what hat do Sou think that bobo hobo done Called on the caddy tor for an ax and a steam hotel ho I suppose guesses es Finnegan Nope says I They They was as a II an n tree about to te foot toot fro front from III the th green hits the tho tree and puts enough lnEll h on tho the gutter to make It plop 1101 back Into the pocket I I thought remarks High Dome me you ou sail Rail he hI didn't h nt hate Ila no brain brains h T Thi hi did l t you ou make a shot hot hot like Uke that thil Sas Sa I comes balk ba k dl hots ho hodo do you iou ou think tt ltd d look lor tor II a to knock bark oHa offa a tl t ee cc the first Ire time lime ho he hoIS h was seas on the course From what hal you ou tells teUs me in of oC them S links returns rin-neran rin sou 1 0 ou couldn l t do It no 11 1 hat It t that a t goods good Well ell ell axy s y I t the the course may maybe maybe maybe be rough routh but I aint On ond ond hole hole- hole Listen e cut cuts ut In Dome do I t ha hate hae ha e to hear the rest leal o ot of the game or 01 o would iou Sou OU just a soon in-illino in me an account of ot It and an forget fOlet tb put an addles on the envelope elope The second hole hold I continue Is a short toller foller just about ards i goe goesl rocs t ahead on his hlo e for about about bout 50 lard ard but hits hit a log lor tat lat I Is la In Ing In the a that you iou OU can hardly see Ree on the account of the weed needs eed and rocks and empty can cam that I Is ill iii around it I I ROLE HOLE I Ii SL 0 I Oh Oh hel hv h- h ls Is 1 Iut me outa ouita m my misers miser I It gets eels good tood ow 0 says oa saS I soothing I 1 tees up tho iho ball care care- careful careful ful fur lake takes r r- ty masher gib- gib giblet giblet let let and gl altos cl cs es the bill a 11 wallop It stile sills sti tight through the tho tar missing a flock ot of o trees treesa a flagpoles and a R busted busted- down busted do down don n ug og C ci ct Iv n they I Is h got tot In the I nv fah and Into inlo the hole holp lou ou mean menn exclaims e HIgh Porno e all nil excited ou made II a lard ard hole In one nc j Thos Thit 0 what shat hat I thought says I yut but they Is s a II hitch 1 What hat hat was seas that l asks rInne- rInne gan gan ganI s sI sc an I i We e gets gels down n the 1 green I Itell tell tells him hint and sure enough the tho ball balls s In the pocket Tough luck I remarks r a What do Sou ou mean I Yelps elIs elI's 1 hat s the tho 1 IS 18 S hole fa a Jim and not the tho two You re ra cuckoo sass sa I The eighteenth I Is h light tight near the club club- clubhouse clubhouse house club house G no G JlOU Yeh admits admit our our eighteenth Is but this I Is the hole holo of o the Golf club across the toad I oid Can Canyon Canion yon beat that 7 I asks 1 linn an I 1 t disgrace selfs m bs b bie en flying inis as nys High Dome Deme but hut shat whan hat all al this got to 10 do aith It goit and nd brains I don t know kno I admits but but i this thi time ot of o the th year lear ear they expects you 5 ou to write about Rolf golf 10 be bp In a hell of o a tl fit fie remarks Finnegan It if they et 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