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Ion, "It Is always well to hnve another name to full hark upon. Isn't it?" auld the Snow Leopard or Ounce politely. "I have two names myself. I am known as the Snow Leopard and the Ounce, at doubtless you have already heard." "I have heard that and I know that that Is so," said the I'unia. "lUit whatever do you mean when you nay that It Is always well to have another name to fall back upon?" "Why shouldn't I aay thaTT asked the Snow Leopard. lie had been calling himself Snow Leopard of late, though for a long time he had cared more for bis name of Ounce. ."You may say so, and I don't suppose there Is any reason why you shouldn't any what you want to aay. Hut I don't see any sense to It, and usuully you're a sensible beast." "Thank you, thank you, Pm obliged, said the Snow Leopard. "Hut I cannot see why one should want a name to full back upon. "A name Isn't comfortuhle. It's not a sofa cushion such ns people have. "Anil It's not a nice rug or a soft bit of ground It's nothing to full back upon that I can see." "Oh, yon misunderstand me," said the Snow Leopard. "I simply meant It was nice to have an extra name to use in case you get tired of one. "I didn't mean that you had to actu-ally fall on It In order to enjoy It." "I see, I see," said the Puma. "Well, I am glad to have It explained to me. C "Oh, You Misunderstood Me," Said the Snow Leopard. and I am also glad that I have two names. "I am still more glad that I have traveled, I have been all over the country before I came here to the oo. "Other relatives of mine have trav-eled a great deal more than I have, too. "les, we swim well, we travel far, we are quick and we are wonderful climbers, but we're not nearly so wild and dangerous as some people make us out to be. "Not nearly so wild and dnngerous. But then I sometimes think people like to feel all animals they know nothing about are very wild and dan-gerous. "If it makes them happy, well and good." "All that you aay Ig true," said the Snow Leopard. "You're also as good-nature- In the oo as out of It. In fact, I think you're a nice old animal. Mr. Puma.1' "But I'm not so very old," the Puma protested. "I meant that as a little affection." said the Snow Leopard. "That's good," said the Puma, "I am glad you want to be affectionate with me, and I am glad you think I am a nice creature, for I like to be nice and thought well of, I do. I do. "After all, even a puma can be hu-man." "Even a puma," said the Snow Leopard. And then they began pacing about, taking some exercise, and dreutnlng of other days when they roamed wherever they chose to roam without fences to slop them and without any one to give them their food at certain hours. The days were different here, and the nights were very different. Put differences were apt to come even In the life of a snow leopard and a puma. They both knew that. But the snow leopard could not help complimenting the puma upon his good disposition In the zoo, for It was the truth. Mr. Puma was very good nntured. The keeper would have agreed with the snow leopard If he had been around and had been able to Join In the conversation. WHY Bitircu Has Cut Out "Animal Acts" There will be no more whips lash-ing out t angry animals In the center ot the ring. Because parents object to their children seeing men and wom-en enter cages with wild beasts, IUng-lln- g Brothers and Humum & Bailey announce that henceforth they will present no wlld-aulm- acts either In the garden or when, under canvas, the circus takes to the road, comments the New York World In an editorial. Congratulations arrive from the hu mane societies, Mr. Charles Itlngllng says. For the humane societies have long disapproved of the cruelty of wlld-anlm- training; disapproved of whips and forks and heated bars. The Hons and the tigers of the ltlug-lln- g show retire from the arena, now, to those small ateel cages which give them a foot or two of headroom. They Join the ranks of all those other beasts in public aoos, equally fortunate In not having to perform In public; free to spend their days In Iron boxes with 13 Inches to spare at either end for elbow room. Man, having conquered his competitors on earth, displays them behind bars. Why? So that by watching them In an unnatural en-vironment, und by shucking peanuts on their heads, and by goading them with sticks when the guard Is not around, lie may study wild life at first hand and add to the store of human knowledge. Lukeman's Stone Mountain Memorial Design " Hi. "v--T " " HI 'it t.f .aftv.., jw- - ,.. ... ..... ... .r. , , ., 1(714 WtVi.tn KM The design of Augustus Luken-a- n that was accepted by the Stone Mountuln Confederate memorial board of directors for the central group of that memorial. The first three figures are those of Jefferson Davia. General Lee und Stonewall Juckson. China Buyt Lett Autot ) Evidently people of China would rather fiKht thnn rldo, autoinohilea purchased there this yeur being one-- ' fourth of normal. i Scotland Forever Jenn entered a butcher's shop In a little town In Scotland and jlemanded to see a shecp'a head. "Is It English?" she asked when one was shown her. "No. lass, It's Scotch," replied the butcher. ... "Then It'll no do," said Jean. "Mis. tress Is English und she said I was to be sure and bring English meat." "Here, Jock 1" said the butcher, toss-ing the sheep's head over to his as-sistant, "take the brains out of that, will you?" Vancouver Province. I Two Optimittt Two hikers passing a motorist j on the rood: "How far la It to Roch ester?" "Seventy miles," he replied. "Not so bad," laughed the optimists, "only about thirty-fiv- e miles apiece." Transportation News. ' BRAVE SPIRIT Its 'KSMi MI6S Mabel Starrett of Munito, III., crippled for life by Infantile paralysis, who secured her education under dif-ficulties that would have discouraged a less duuntless spirit. She was car-ried to school dally by her father and made her way through the building In an Invalid chair, and finally won her bachelor of arts degree In college. She has now decided to devote her life to teaching crippled children. New Civil Service Board Member j i ' " j g I Miss Jessie Dell has been uppolnted by President Coolldge a member of the civil service commission to till the vacancy caused by the death of Mrs. Helen II. Gardancr. Miss Dell wus an employee of the War department for twenty-fiv- e yeurs, and is the first member of the board to come up from tho ranks of government service. j lt'$ Darned Hard, Though The act of' getting rlcbea consists very much In thrift. All men are not equally qualified for getting money, but It Is In the power of every on alike to practice this virtue. Frank-lin. Too Bad "I told Tom the average woman'l I clothing only weighs eight ounces." I "And what did he say?" I "He thought It was a shame they had to wear such heavy shoes." of Friendship (View given much I have done little my friends, and they have done for me. One of the Ideas which Ifor so often to cope with la that as It Is generally under- - stood, is an Injustice and a blunder, which only allows you to distinguish the good qualities of a single person I and blinds you to those of others who are perhaps more deservlDg of your sympathy. Ernest Renan. Name on Application First Movie Actress Hear you're married again, Sophie whom did you marry this time? Second - Movie Actress Er er i believe I've got hla card In my bag somewhere. Judge. SIAM PRINCE HERE to '' ' . ;? 7VJ lfi It ' f L & 3 j i r iiv anaiaaif ima rrati i trl :,hi Chow Njindiyuvut Svusli, i lie son of Hie former king of Sinm. photo-gruplie- d on his arrival In New York. The young prince is to enter school here, believing that nowhere else are the schools better equipped. One of his brothers is at West Point, and an-- 1 other Is learning the art of flying at an aviation school In Texas. JI (Turn About 1 It, you are the only If I do say It, you are the only !She who ever made me believe that Getting Ready for Thanksgiving J I A r-- ,, f J' I, ' , , w L ll ' if I ' , ! if j rfS, : I Uf f :4 ' If There is relief in sight for the mun who fears to tackle the curv ing of a turkey or chicken or Joint of beef. The School of DorueClc Art and Science In Chicago has Just established a course In caning, and already the classes are crowded. I Why Snow It White I Snow Is white because the crystals are so minute that each cell of the I retina receives a general Impression I produced by the combination of differ- - ent wave lengths reflected from innu- - i Beruhle minute facets. I World Grows Better I Another thing an experienced news. I paper man can do, suys the Ohio State Journal, Is to make a correction sound I like an entirely new Item. Which Is better than the old-tim- e policy of never I making a correction, assuming an ln- - fallibility that was even less Justified than it would be today. Troy News. I Holland't Water Ditchet i. Cows ha Holland are kept In pas-- l ture by ditches of water instead of i feucea. Had Her Tooth Pulled Mttle Dorothy hud been to the dentist's to have a tooth extracted. This is how she explained the proce-dure: "The man grabbed hold with a pair of tongs and pulled his best and Just before It killed me the tooth came out." Forgot She Wet a Woman Jack had a misunderstanding with his cousin. Jane, and struck her. Ills mother made him apologlzr He suid. "I clear forgot you was woman." |