Show f the Cerii cf she hoy eliat inin la he an actor helorse He Worse than that lies an amateur actor ife A pretty girl may be FO fully occupied with being as not to have time to be agreeable lyre wnm As long as a man can aasi rn the property of his creditors over to his wife life ie not wholly a failure de arutt ye alio marquis of has written a upon marriage and divorce he alie subject without globes A cut A amilo ia generally to bo a species of bit b it it is anore of a paradox you knock one of its ayea out to make it tare ms chorus girl in restaurant am I 1 your little butk fledging of course you are chorus girl then tell the waiter to bring me a canvasback canvas back A cu uvrl sun A german savant wo mans heart is much smaller than mand probably woman does not care about eliat if her diamond j are uro enough jouston citzler how do yon manage to get pleasant expression on the faces of your male sitters photographer basy enough I 1 havo a predty girl to manage alie camera K cord popinjay Bl dij yon ever have any losses on the tint Bl yes biad a big one last summer ay iy how muth blofson about half my grass free press prewit wear past wore tommy delirio that said tho teacher hen mamma pets n new dresa its to wear and when papa gets the bill its war answered the bright boy eat doctor you said last week eliat the patient would certainly die and now ho is perfectly well madam the confirmation of my pree is only a question of time fl blackter professor can you tell me who was Aristo phanes and how long he lived student id like to accommodate you professor but alie truth is I 1 dont know as much about him as you do lexas edward alio has taken his girl to and given lier a ISO dinner well darlin w hat do you think of Delmo nicos airi I 1 that french waiter has the loveliest eyes I 1 ever aw ipoch dry goods merchant you have called in response to our advertisement for a floorwalker well sir what are your qualifications for the position applicant I 1 am the father 0 oliree pairs of tw ins louon courier mrs da temper I 1 am not happy with my husband shall I 1 drive him away lawyer his life is insured in your livor it mra ue temper yes I 1 mada hain do that before we were married lawyer well dont drive him off hell die quicker where he is new york li acay burke tim desseyn Deas eoin to marry cliot dutch nir rl lie met coasin over dempsey Is so how ali devil did lie a lier iliin she dont liis burke sure lie made believe tump tier over tl hoad w id a bit av a cudgel an she under ehmood him at fanst time bride of a month 0 dear I 1 I 1 dont know what is to become of me my husband is eo and ft and why I 1 cant get him to give a civil answer to a single question sympathetic mo lier well you hd known better than to marry a railroad ticket agent anyhow ahda ait 7 it Jl ecord if you put a sign upon tho door with the word paint printed upon it liala of the by will question the veracity of alie statement and put on an investigating linger when there is ice upon the sidewalk the case is entirely different people tumble lo 10 that at once without attention callej to it at all courier now aliat tho maralia ington courtway court cay has been revived may wo ml m l liepe for a return ot the common sanse that dis george wife fashionable society of late epars hag lacked to a great extent which macci woman alie beat friend and companion of man the husband lias been no and alie w ife haa been every oliero gadue mra do temper looking up from alie paper well 1 declare I 1 another woman bials handed hat captured a burglar I 1 should she would have been killed by the brute but the paper bays the moment alio grabbed a poker and biada a dub for him his kneed and his teeth shook and he sank to alie floor in affright mr de temper he is probably a married man A aw york citizen mr greatman I 1 am surprise J to find that yon aro not in the cabinet all tho faid you would bo mr freatman Ur eatman my dear sir 1 had no desire to enter the cabinet no desire at all bat you made a doen trips to indianapolis and merely a personal matter I 1 assure on A man owe a little money to lives in india napolia nap olif and 1 ft as trying to find him mrs hayseed at big city they is aft lolly at aliis tavern aint they mr yea airee bound to give DB the worth of our money I 1 buesa them errand boys idaa been in a dozen times in alio laet half hour to diee if we wanted anything what are you working at there marier mrs hayseed ive been bryin for hie last half hour ter bee what thiis ere button in the wall ia tor new prima donna to manager and do you really I 1 will capture tho audience tonight to night manager promptly not the remotest doubt of it mrs howler optima donna reflectively there certainly not be I 1 am in excellent voice the aria I 1 am to tini in alie second act I 1 without an error today to day and that staccato passage in alie third why you should have heard manager contemptuously voice aria staccato passage bo I 1 the judge grant you a divorce thia morning Lai lica and said ilia coming to the front of the curtain at abo end 0 he fourth act he have discovered the cause of alie tiding from shirli yon leave all doubtless bean suffering alie house has axen on lire for lulf an liona in yon of my berot at ibe occur rendi and alie unavoidable necessity of brilin bri oin alie performance to a clohe ou will aier anit me to express my joy vie liao succeeded at last in n arming iii buaton what a fine litile fellow raid the patronizing patroni zinK old atio been for four from dional his way ait to a brind caceil lady who held in her anna a little fellow ft ho blinked at all that waa toil on yep replied the lady his father and I 1 set a great deal of storo by him well hoa ft bight locking little fel I loff ayt c hell 18 ft ha ahl alm iii hirr anti eho im la rio iny best to batso him right braf small clerk jhc fadder dat gun vat you sole witz last do dime he vire it off an killed him det proprietor mine gracious dot vas I 1 zold him dot goon on trust new york veedy can you tell roe where I 1 can find rienzi a Adl resi asked a young lady of a clerk iu a brooklyn bookstore have you looked in the directory be replied harper s azar aitor to butler who id showing him through the picture gallery of the old mansion a fine portrait Is it an old master butler no the missus boston courier teacher at the anarchist sun day school who was charlotte boorda pupil she was a great heroine she killed the tyrant marat teacher was there any special reason why she should have killed him pupil yes sir she found him taking a bath teacher correct terre haute express airs briegs you cant put cm in the pen can you air brigga no the pesky li alo things there they go agian those RIOT remind me of vou john why because rather run around everywhere else than go home exchange gentleman in chicago gun store I 1 want a batol patol dealer politely yes air here is a email plain weapon usually bought for defense against footpads here is a silver mounted beauty very popular for shooting sweetheart and here sir is our full jeweled rolled gold plate and all the rage now for shooting wives new york doctor to a convalescent if you could pay me something on ac count id like it ive got a big pill bill to meet next week patient im sorry doctor but ill have to put you off for a while and by the way I 1 dont get my strength back aa rapidly as I 1 should I 1 to take some stimulant A bottle of champagne a day would help you but it would be expensive oh I 1 dont mind any expense when my health is concerned texas siftings Sf tings winkle at a reception tha english lord is an impostor lie is not even an englishmen he s an american minkle eh how did you find that out winkle I to call for him with my carriage to morrow and take him a little drive around the suburbs maine texas call fornia etc and instead of accenting the kofl er he laughed new york newsboy at baltimore railway station Is this a through train from abo conductor yes newsboy going to washington conductor yes newsboy entering car mornin all about the presidents appointment chios chances for passengers rising en maw here bijl chicago tribune CHAPTER I 1 mr fica heres a little toy aye brought for tommy to amuse himself with riga in clover I 1 believe they call it CHAPTER II 11 tommy say paw aint you goin to lemme see that puzzled mr figg go to bed you ought to bo in bed an hour agal CHAFFER nr mrs figg john figg are you going to sit up all night ill be there in a minute ive got them all in but one CHAPTER IV ma ibave you been up all night john figg mr figg none of your bus nees tommy say paw where a ny puzzle mr figg in tho stove terre haute express IOVE IN THE lann love was coming down the lane winged rosy blind in his hulid hig little bow quiver slug behind now thought I 1 he cannot sec it I 1 stand aside he must kaaa roe ignorant therefore satisfied kept I 1 silent in my place near more near be came while the beating of my heart fanna each check to flame and I 1 anxious held my breath lie will pass me no lie is crying pretty dear it should not be so touched with pity then I 1 weep oh step no and lie laughing ecat hia shaft to my bosoms core it att town of waverly 0 is alt torn up nothing in alio history of that peaceful village liaa eer created a scandal as that the other day at I 1 ended the niely discovery concerning the youthful paa tor ofalia town the kev mr luck mr luck is twenty tour years old aad hia diploma from alio theological seminary was granted within the past year tao or three months ago the good people of anver ly had their first opportunity to listen to the kev air luck lie biad comai to the loan leading a band of beival lats and his tremendous torrent of eloquence at anio made itself felt he sud a marvelous rift of oratory alie mccond bennon he preached carried away lii they thought a beconi lid come upon alia earth and lucks fame at once spread into seventeen counties and from f tr and near great throngs came to hang upon ilia gifted preachers burning words alio good people of waverly not let BO groat a treasure escape them aliey promptly issued a call to alio llev mr at a fine and be fettled f in their the auns whitnell Whit neld was handsome biad line elocutionary towers a commanding figure and for one do young great dignity of manner it was not surprising eliat the young te of his flock went wild over him and that jealousies and heartburning arose that nearly broke ano sewing circle and the young ladies visiting committee to the poor of the parish what might leave happened further will never be known for a moi t untoward ac ident cut the brilliant career of the itea mr luck one night about ano weeks ago he was announced to deliver a upon conscience the church was packed to overflowing for more than an hour lie held h 19 congregation spellbound spell bound with graphic descriptions beautiful metaphors and wondrous flights of eloquence half the vast congregation eat abapo anil marveled eliat one BO young could be BO gifted but among the kev mr lucks hearers on that occasion was a mod newspaper man gifted with a memory a memory with a big M he thou glit he had bieard that sermon or read it before ere the last sound of eloquence biad died upon mr lucks luckless lips that meddlesome man with a memory was st eak ing it for lionie where he had a pile of scrapbooks in an he biad found iho identical bermon it was one prea clied by the leverend Keve rend talmage on september 23 and in a cincinnati paper of alie next day confronted with the sermon in cold type mr luck at first expressed eupie and anger alien equivocated and then confessed and still further to add confusion to alie boung stole from the town between two suns never even to draw the remainder of salary duo him or bid his sorrow ing lire adl hence it ia that the good people of in their accustomed haunts and consult and ask themselves Is life worth living paints lor Ins ams aul wul courier rev thieodore II 11 lyman episcopal Ii aishor shor of north carolina has written the following letter 1 I think 1 have made a very valuable discovery and I 1 am anxious that others should also enjoy the benefit ot it for nearly two years I 1 have lieen huf fering greatly from not bearg able to sleep more than one or two hours during the night I 1 have tried a great number of alleged re meilie bamo bomo of which have helped me a little but not for any length of time A little more alian a fortnight ago while staying at the aliouse of a friend in alie country my good brought into the parlor quite lato in the evening a bountiful cupply of freshly roasted peanuts pea aa I 1 urn very fond of them alien they are not too much cooked I 1 ate fiegly of them and soon after retired to bed I 1 found alie next morning that I 1 biad enjoyed alie biest sleep 1 bad experienced for over month I 1 attributed this to alio peanuts and determined to try them again the follow ing evenia eve nii I 1 did so and ainu drabik a glahs sweet milk afier I 1 had inis liel the peanuts that night 1 slept still better ond now for a fortnight I 1 have not only remarkably well but hae abw fully recovered from a slight attack of indigestion which had troubled me before I 1 now find that peanuts carefully roasted and not overdone so as to bo at all burnt are surely a remedy for sleeplessness and also for that form of indigestion produces sleeplessness there ia a popular impression impre sion that peanuts aie indigestible but I 1 have never them eo they were too much roasted or had been roasted many days before when too much cooked or when stale aliey certainly are indigestible but alien carefully roasted and fresh they promote digestion they should be eaten shortly before going to bed and not more than a liala pint should be taken they should be roasted before aliey are shelled and shelled only an they are eaten A half pint of li belled nuts would be too many I 1 commend this remedy with great confidence to those alio are with insomnia it indigestion is in part the cause of it the peanut is a very valuable article of food w lien carefully roasted and partaker partaken par taken of in moderation I 1 hope none of my readers will imagine that I 1 leave started a peanut and am to create a boom in that article but 1 shall be rejoiced if A hat I 1 have written should be tho means of bestowing on othera alio great benefit aich I 1 have derived from this simple agency |