Show sta roso M i liollio other day on one 0 tour salt etke best people he is one of the Q alie blue bloods and thinks aci is any mental cation stood upon an eminence gating out into alio llio west M the BUU was petting behind the sky and alie lako ante agi filere B wis safa e of glory and alio frient li af monsieur mi ration cut not RO the eminent representative 0 the best people with an overpowering condescension toward his companion and toward goa ancha sunset he remarked ah avine 1 l ow if anglo saxon could only have seen this and I 1 see you spoke of the as a paper preservation the herald juilly retaliate up on apu and tells the pr by stating that in your assertion you ft ere actuated by ignorance or malice 1 cannot myself deem you ignorant and therefore conclude actuated towa rd hie public 1 open ye floodgates flood gates of filth turn loose all ye foul tongued fon gued impact helli the mun election in og den gigli 1 waa not forcibly reminded or this fact and its concomitant i circumstances of outrageous I 1 ed up a copy of tha djeu the other night and read the most raving maudlin drunken screed ahat it has ever been the ill fortune 0 my most ill starred lifo to encounter I 1 am assured that the gentle nun assailed needs no defence from me but I 1 cannot avoid calling your attention to one fact or its correspondent designates apostle richards as infamous simply because be lias the misfortune to liva in ogden A great misfortune surely if alie town will continue to harbor such human jackala jackals aa those which pen matter for kings paper I 1 know something of anden politics and J isnow that nei apostle or any of his was ever clotted to ny city office then why in the name of all that is great and good should he ber assailed I 1 admit that according to the of alie union any man who is actively opposed to you in politics you ni ay freely defame but here is an aged gentleman who ha never been a candidate or office in ogden never ish the ib test fur any city office in ogden if 1 were to edep outside of the unions domain of filth to ethis question I 1 would say eliat a man of mr kindly nature oughtie to be sifa s ifa broin villi anous I 1 have talked very little with cormons mormons about mr richards and a great deal an til s about lii in and safe in saying with all alie gentiles who know lieto there is but one opinion con Richards That he is a retiring gentleman filled the of aumau kindness and that he w a of rare accomplishments and wide spread research but now I 1 would like to ask you mr editor what ails ogden A fews w beeks ago all ilia rest of the territory was looking up yi her with envy sho seemed so berous so sensible so much to go and ber people seemed bent on legitimate upon quarreling 1 I under stand fully the necessity for political opposition 1 I can understands under standi fully why two parties n ogden should fight vigorously each for control con personally ilove to view ft close contest for office and I 1 believe that public affairs aro belter administered ft lien the arty in powells afraid of the party but of power Buti is acot baying thatis love a war of stinkpots stink pots puch catbe union seems to be engaging in and 1 I am astonished ihal a city like ogdene with sensible men therein countenance vicious illegal and infamous i vituperation simply bei baase the object of it is supposed to be a political opponent of tho engaged in the dirty work I 1 tean best bring tah home lo 10 you and your readers by how would the people of ogden afeei toward THE STANDARD attacked atio roost respectable man in alie liberal parly and called them gillians vil lians infamous horse thieves scoundrels etc eliat be ono method of retaliation but permit me i to remark sir you adopt it you nay n ay my naino from your list of contributors for I 1 have no desire to bo associated with a malodorous excavator and scavenger A sad cry comes to me through the florida papers to ahe effect that alli are growing ao scarce that they will soon be looked upon as curiosities oren n dativa swamps in this which the floridians deem f deadly blow to their prosperity and I 1 see llie hand of an all wise providence which saves the earth from overcrowding still pre fir airving ving a proper balance 1 of animal character tho alligator lia saurian chanc with two of glittering teeth with mouth an dIndia rubber stomach scaly hide bullet ausy may paar and leave tho places knew it to know it no giorei nio rei in iti ate id wilt bereaved flarida all tho af pf he alligator though perhaps somewhat ed numan every or the animal kingdom I 1 have quiny mind at tho present moment a man who is nothing but aballi bator except ia outward i he id cruel lie is voracious you cannot pierce li 3 hide with any missile otto pen whenever tie ste any supposed prey he allows f wo rows of teeth and be lovea barki ness and oozing filth I 1 liay that baturo is making way faithe advent of a superior ft lien alia alio alligator from tho florida when the people in that region leave biad a little more experience with tho sharp men ol 01 tho orth they vill ceaba to regret alio way 0 pain at ho liia successor there aone man an fn to kneet being to tills desire oy tion sl jake frienda toleat a catholic fair is on deck ilia name is juilio gibbons feml ho is eaid to be alio proprietor of a in your town ony ass indice judge to go down into the litalien lit clien of a cup atcon aoi just slip iri alie ack nay eard araugo and se eMra gibbons a moment an d ahon well go back my friend baa a aver siau to fairs or any kind of church doingo doi and he certainly wag not tn trim for tho society of the young ladies in attendance on father enterprise but ho consented they entered llo fair i the clock struck nina 1 h the clock struck ten ail n clock struck eleven I 1 dread to tell of the awful picture be presented when he emerged from tho fair three bours later hungry thirsty and with empty pockets lie says ay adverse fate baa brought me into contamination with hungry joe and others of his class but gib bond is king yon ought toi call him bunco for the lord excuse the irreverence adelina batti takes lemon and hot baler and a liitle sugar tice a day for her voice and digestion it is carious that I 1 never fame a singer since I 1 have been ensina the same thing several times a day for several years besides I 1 have added one more valuable ingredient to abe concoction and yet my friends would have me arrested for attempt to kill should I 1 sing above pianissimo A physician is recommending to the american public that they adopt tho jewish custom of washing tha hands before each meal because aa lie says the germs of typhoid and other serious afflictions ro transmitted by the contact 0 palms and can ba transferred by the hand to the stomach when one handles his bread or other food what kind of a community has tills physician been livni in I 1 thought that the last on earth from whom americans wan led to lake lessons in cleanliness were the jews who very wrongfully J am ure have not the highest reputation in that regard but it seems that aith all our learning concerning tin s ancient raco t israel we are to learn that they are cleaner than fontilea anil wash bands beffre each meal I 1 it would ba interesting to have further data biow often do Amei kans wash their hands la il economy of time or economy of makes the pra clico infrequent forhia part I 1 had been in alie habit of using water very liberally several times each day until I 1 read abe observation of my friend tha physician ant it jhb practice is so unfashionable in that it needs prescription in order to enforce it I 1 think shall abstain lest my loyalty to ayi native land bo called into question by some idiot from iowa or and I 1 can well afford to eat without Bit hout ashing tor I 1 h ave nothing but native dirt on my hands as I 1 long since dropped the insane practice of shaking ithe arms off my acquaintances every time I 1 betl them after a while when can people fully civilized they will reject this relic of barbarism lund it is true thai it Ss supposed to be an evidencia evid enca of good will but it is not any such evidence in reality fori abe deadliest enemies are take alie most pains to gie tho hand grip if we must have some bubb ns age let ns adopt ono that will ai least keep our hands clean the south kaa island habit of robbing noses together is infinitely less and is decidedly moro picturesque an i SALT LAKE dec 30 |